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BERUIT BARRACKS
Anyone remember the pancake? Anyone remember the black marine stumbling out of the haze? Green undershorts. Dazed. Of course you don't. Maybe you do but you don't care?
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IRAN CONTRA
Why the fuck not? Want to defend it? Olly? Oh olly? So tell the American public, no justify, explain why it was okay to sell arms in violation of the law and give a cake to the Ayettola Homenie.
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OH OH OH OHHIO
Anybody got a boner? Or want to cry? Because like you know that the former Speaker, the one before Eddie Munster, is of a certain generation, right? Like he's a bar owner from his dad but he wept. All the time? The speaker of the house? Really? I'm all for emotion but really? That was the republican leadership? Really?
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KEN LAY II
He was poisoned you know?
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HANGING CHADS
Hanging fucking chads? Anyone remember? Anyone? How about the polo shirt, khaki wearing, overweight white guy banging bang bang bang banging on the glass as they counted the votes? Riggedness. Anyone remember that?
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PHONE CALLS
When was the last time you took a phone call? Lyndon Johnson took one while being fitted for trousers. His balls got in the way. Me? I keep looking for the booth.
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FAIL
Remember that? "Our job is to see this President fail." Anyone? Remember that? Maybe it was our number one priority is to see this president fail? Some on here can explain this right?
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MUSHROOM CLOUDS
Don't let the smoking gun be that. Bahahahahahahahahahajavahasaleemhigby
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MOVING ON?
Because profiting from war is acceptable?
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ALUMINUM TUBES
Can anyone explain the significance? Maybe, just maybe, there's an email explanation?
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MANIPULATION?
Of the press? 2003? Mission Accomplished?
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BUSH VS PUTIN
Anyone remember how Shrub proclaimed that he looked into Putin's soul? Anyone? Was that before or after the Angela Merkel shoulder rub? Anyone?
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BAM!
Nothing like shooting your hunting pal in the face, after drinking. Wonder what that guy knows????
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NEW REALITY
What if you could invent it? Imagine, like John Lennon, that every time your present became a mess, or that every time you were criticized or that what you thought was the reality presented needed to be changed, you just did it? Imagine that? See Rove, Karl; Donald, Rumsfeld; Cheney, Richard.
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GWB?
Anyone remember that time? When the bridge was all clogged up? For like days? Anyone? I think people died? Americans! They died! And and and there's emails. Anyone read them yet? Got any context?
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THE SELLING OF AMERICA'S SOUL
The Shrub/Darth Vader legacy (Bush/Cheney for the uninitiated and ingnorant). This is a public service announcement.
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COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM
Remember that? Sure you do. Big wide open tent, acceptance of gays, minorities, hispanics particularly because they "self identify" with republicans and their mantra, right? Wrong! Deport them all! Save the white race!
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ENERGY POLICY
Anyone know why the US invaded Iraq? Really? I'm serious. Anyone want to defend it and back it up? Anyone? Anyone want to tell us who was involved with Darth Vader's ENERGY committee? Anyone want to name all the members? Bonus question for all you righteous progressives and "alleged", "supposed", "holier than thou"…
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GULF OF MEXICO WELL BLOW UP??
Holy shit! Anyone got emails on that shit? Really? No? Why not?
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KATRINA
Anyone remember that? Heck of a job Brownie? Anyone? How bout it?