why do men have to be so feckin obvious?

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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    before I sign off I want it made clear that ogling does not make you a rapist :rolleyes: cos I know how some of you love to make assumptions... and it doesn't give you a rapists mentality. But from a woman's point of view, if I wasn't on site, if I was walking down a dark street on my own and that happened I'd be fucking scared... and not of the ogling... but cos of the potential.

    and just to prove that i'm not a total woman-hating misogynist, i'll say that this makes perfect sense to me. i don't blame you. i'd hate being a woman and having to deal with that. and i'd be scared shitless of rowdy, aggressive men in groups while i was alone.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    soulsinging wrote:
    you'll have better luck stopping the sun from rising. :)


    the sun doesnt actually rise... it stays stationary and we revolve around it.

    hee hee :D:p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    dunkman wrote:
    the sun doesnt actually rise... it stays stationary and we revolve around it.

    hee hee :D:p

    i'm sure he knows it, it was just a matter of speech

























    wise ass :p:D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    genie wrote:
    i'm sure he knows it, it was just a matter of speech




    wise ass :p:D


    you mean 'figure of speech' :o




    :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ajedigecko
    ajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,431
    if i was a "hot chick" and many guys were dominating me with their eyes........i would cough up a huge luggie and spit it over my shoulder and then look at them and run my tongue over my lips.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    dunkman wrote:
    you mean 'figure of speech' :o




    :D:D

    hehe, what would i do without you?? you are the only person who has made me look twice at my post to check for any mistakes before submitting it.

    ever wanted to be a teacher?? i bet it'll get rid of your frustrations ;)
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I went to one of the other offices there a few minutes ago and there were a group of guys standing outside and they all turned and looked at me walking the whole way, all looking me up and down and I felt really paranoid. I glared at them til they all looked away. I mean, I'm not even wearing a really low cut top today... but just felt so dirty.

    So if you're a man... don't stare, it's fuckin RUDE! :mad:


    you probably had toilet paper hanging out of your skirt
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Alert to all women: All men want to do is eat food and bang ass. Period. Sure, you'll find an intellectual type who wants to have a stimulating conversation with you and maybe even treat you with respect, but when he drops you off, his cell phoned has already dialed a woman who goes by the nickname "Lay down and take all of this dong."

    On the flip side of that, I would never treat a woman like that;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Linda wrote:
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM

    that's one video that's definitely in the "funny cos it's true" camp. it's like chris rock said, if clarence thomas had looked like denzel washington, there never would have been a lawsuit. but if you're ugly, you're getting sued.
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    Linda wrote:
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM

    Excellent!

    I couldn't help but laugh out loud at that! So true!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    bostonlou wrote:
    you probably had toilet paper hanging out of your skirt


    amazingly i said this as well

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4926491&postcount=38

    great minds think... a lot
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    did I ever tell you about the time (20 years ago, lol) when my coworker and I went in the back where the maintenance men sold coffee....(to buy some coffee) and this maniac (who used to watch me through a hole in the wall) grunted at us in a hick voice, "there ain't nothing wrong with you, you're both Tens." I silently gagged while my friend smiled and wiggled her skinny ass even more than usual.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    iluvcats wrote:
    did I ever tell you about the time (20 years ago, lol) when my coworker and I went in the back where the maintenance men sold coffee....(to buy some coffee) and this maniac (who used to watch me through a hole in the wall) grunted at us in a hick voice, "there ain't nothing wrong with you, you're both Tens." I silently gagged while my friend smiled and wiggled her skinny ass even more than usual.

    oh, come on. You know you liked it! :D
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    oh, come on. You know you liked it! :D

    No I did not like it. Besides, I was only a 4.5...and she thought she was a 12.

    imagine living in the sticks like I do and seeing him drive by while I was sun bathing, about 10 years later...
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    iluvcats wrote:
    No I did not like it. Besides, I was only a 4.5...and she thought she was a 12.

    imagine living in the sticks like I do and seeing him drive by while I was sun bathing, about 10 years later...

    lol :) Nah, I'm sure you were higher than a 4.5! And you've still got it. :D
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol :) Nah, I'm sure you were higher than a 4.5! And you've still got it. :D

    lol, aren't you sweet! ok I was a 5.2...and had the ultimate mullet back then.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    iluvcats wrote:
    lol, aren't you sweet! ok I was a 5.2...and had the ultimate mullet back then.

    pics, please! :D
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    pics, please! :D

    no, well maybe next week
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    dunkman wrote:
    amazingly i said this as well

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4926491&postcount=38

    great minds think... a lot


    sick minds do think alike

    but there was no fucking way i was reading through 5 pages of bullshit to see if anyone mentioned it

    and i probably would of missed it anyway... never heard of a bog roll


    that's what i called what i did with that irish chick when i visited back in 92
    Don't Believe Everything You Think

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