Fun with Quotes

bostonlou

hey stevie!! i hear you're one kinky fucker... shoving cereal and stuffed animals up your ass while singing or dancing... that's some crazy shit

what's your favorite combination?

Steve Dunne wrote:

I still love cocoa pebbles, scooby doo, and the singing the song 'emotional rescue'.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4742646&postcount=81

bostonlou

hey steve... the kids keep bugging me to ask you... saying that your chick has a dick... but i tell them no

anyway... how hung is your girlfriend?

Steve Dunne wrote:

She's 3.5 and good at it.

Anyway, I can see where you would be loyal to the kids, and I don't know anything else about you so I'll stop there.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4740315&postcount=9

Steve Dunne

Lou, is it true you've been missing your young alter boy 'friends'?

bostonlou wrote:

yes that's it!!

next friday i expect a delivery and i can't wait

it's been so lonely without them

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4873880&postcount=3

bostonlou

so what was it like being banned cory??

did you make any new friends? i hear that they make you line up behind scott stapp and perform penance? what did he have to say?

cory wrote:

"Hey baby. Did you feel that pinch? That was me ripping your dick off with my butt cheeks."

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4893115&postcount=56

TrixieCat

Lou, what did you say to the housekeeper when she came in yesterday morning?

bostonlou wrote:

"Top of the mornin to ya... I'd like to smash you in the fanny"

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4888164&postcount=5

mookie9999

Hey Lou. Finish this sentence:

It drives me wild to the point that I cannot control myself when a woman....

bostonlou wrote:

smells like cabbage

http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4922808


Not exactly what I expected. But to each his own, right?

mookie9999

So pjtaper. How does one gain access to your weekend private parties?

pjtaper wrote:

as long as you are male, and willing to wear a backwards Red Sox hat, you'll fit right in!

http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4920372


Only males? No thanks.

mookie9999

Hey Lou! The hottest 100 females in America are converging in Boston this weekend to serve some lucky guys buffalo wings dipped in a sauce of your choice. So are you a ranch or bleu cheese guy?

bostonlou wrote:

i'd prefer cum


thanks

http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4938989

Don't.think.that's.an.option.

bostonlou

where will you be while i'm eating wings and ladies cum??

mookie9999 wrote:

I'll be off in the corner crying followed by a marathon "man feeling himself" session. You win again ladies. You always do. :rolleyes:

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4938957&postcount=27


i don't know why you group me in with the girls... but yes... we own you

TrixieCat

Hey mookie, what did you say to your girlfriend when she farted in church the other day?

mookie9999 wrote:

You must be an embarrassment at open houses!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4998988&postcount=60

cory

Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



*returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*

NY PJ1

cory wrote:

Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



*returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*

i was waiting for that lol

failedpersephone

cory wrote:

Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



*returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*

:eek:

NY PJ1

cory wrote:

Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



*returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*

CRicket's ...........

Poncier

^

Hey NYPJ1, what is it you put in your pants when you want to have a good time?

NY PJ1 wrote:

CRicket's ...........

Linda

Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :)

NY PJ1

Poncier wrote:

^

Hey NYPJ1, what is it you put in your pants when you want to have a good time?

FINGERS....

Collin

Hey Linda, could you wish a Poncier a happy birthday for me, please?

Linda wrote:

Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :)

Thanks

Poncier

Linda wrote:

Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :)

Thanks, though you're a few hours early in my time zone.

Happy Birthday to you Linda.

failedpersephone

Poncier wrote:

Thanks, though you're a few hours early in my time zone.

Happy Birthday to you Linda.

OHHHH it's your birthday????


hooray