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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    What was the best gift you've ever gotten?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    When I was in college, still in the dorms, my birthday came around. I come home from class to find this beautifully wrapped present sitting on my bed.
    I ever so gently untied the bow and slipped the box out of the pretty paper. I opened the cover, pushed aside the tissue paper and found...

    a HUGE double ended dildo. There was some sort of cryptic card in there too.
    The guilty party didn't fess up until about 3 mos later. lol
    And they also fessed up that the reason it was double ended and not single, was because they were hoping my roommate and I would get it on one night. lol

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4766144&postcount=40
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Lou, what do you think of yourself for starting this thread?
    bostonlou wrote:
    seriously

    i know i create some stupid fuckin threads but wow

    i feel dumber for reading this drivel

    :)
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4766500&postcount=24
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Lou, I hear there's a picture floating around online of a naked George the Animal Steele. What do you think of the pic and how do you feel about a really hairy man???

    bostonlou wrote:
    gives you something to floss with when you're done

    i thought it was a lovely pic ;)


    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4769663

    This is the picture in question, but Lou has the full length shot:
    http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Speciali/Linkwrestler/george-large.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    What are the three things that you wish you could change about yourself?
    journeyman wrote:
    pussy
    ass
    tits

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=256959
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Hey I know this girl that is kind of lonely. I was thinking of buying her a jumbo cucumber and some KY. Any other ideas??

    TrixieCat wrote:
    It is very relaxing...she should try it.
    All she needs now is someone to fill up that box...;)
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4777769&postcount=42
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    bostonlou wrote:
    Hey I know this girl that is kind of lonely. I was thinking of buying her a jumbo cucumber and some KY. Any other ideas??



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4777769&postcount=42


    WOW, everyone is in a shitty mood today that it's not even fun making you people mad.....bummer


    :(
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Hey Lou, I hear you were voted most likely to please when you were in high school???



    bostonlou wrote:
    hey lady
    quit your gossip

    ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4793863&postcount=2825
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • bee_boy
    bee_boy Posts: 384
    I heard the other day that just before you're born, you can choose how you're going to look like... face, body...even your penis. What's your story?
    Thumbing_My_Way wrote:
    I just picked one , quick , now i wish I'd put some more thought in it , cause i don't like it that much

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=137551&page=15
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    So would you rather settle for seeing Boston Lou on a purple PENGUIN or Cory all oiled up doing a pole dance ??
    sennin wrote:
    Why settle? Get both!


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4795917&postcount=22
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    so... thunder dan... i hear that you can spooge at 90 miles an hour... directly into someone else's ass... what's your secret?

    thunderDAN wrote:
    I grab the balls with my left hand while I'm shooting. I lean forward and just throw it right in, if I touch even the rim it throws off any chance of breaking 90. I just get in an insane rhythm of throwing it up just as the balls come back down and if I hit backboard or rim it throws it all off.

    I do alot better with a little buzz going, it helps my focus. hahaha
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    WOW, everyone is in a shitty mood today that it's not even fun making you people mad.....bummer


    :(


    huh?
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey bozo bush... what's with dying your hair burgundy like a clown??? ;)

    TrixieCat wrote:
    You are so cute....it was a red. It was their cabernet.
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Lou, what was the thing that suprised you most about your last bukkake session with the 600lb midget?


    bostonlou wrote:
    surprised his little stubby fingers can pick up such a big cup

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4828113&postcount=5
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey trixie... my wife wants to get kinky with some fruit... what do you suggest??

    TrixieCat wrote:
    Peaches are still in season.
    Have the wife invite me over for dinner and I will bring some pie.
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4827666&postcount=27
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey mookie... i'm got with your girl again last night... i bet her $400 that she would be walking funny today... and don't you know that I won!!!

    mookie9999 wrote:
    You gotta let me know the next time this goes down! Do you allow outside spectators or is this an inside job?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4810798&postcount=38
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey mook... couple of the boys I work with want in on some backdoor action with you... maybe a little DP... what do you think??

    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm like Jello. There's always room! :D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4807158&postcount=64
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Lou, when you used to get kinky with your cat what object would you use on both the cat and yourself?
    bostonlou wrote:
    i used to bring my cat in a stick from the outside

    we would play with for quite a while

    so even free gifts work!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4826707&postcount=13
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    mookie... someone on here sent me a PM but I think it was intended for you... it seems like a link to a training manual for NAMBLA? I just forwarded it over

    mookie9999 wrote:
    Awesome! THanks! let me see if my office computer will allow me to download the necessary sopcast. Thanks again!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4793304&postcount=3
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Lou, If you could ask God just one question, what would it be?
    bostonlou wrote:
    ever dipped a tit in the chowdah?


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4828017&postcount=30
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    and what would you ask God when you got to heaven?

    mookie9999 wrote:
    Anyone into midget gangbangs?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4740688&postcount=360
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
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