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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Trixie,

    Would you have any objection to NYPJ1 making a late night visit, dropping $5 on the nightstand, and leaving without saying goodbye?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That's what most men do.

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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    wow....you guys must have been celebrating 'let's be mean to trixie day'
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    TrixieCat wrote:
    wow....you guys must have been celebrating 'let's be mean to trixie day'


    i really would like to outlaw people from saying

    "What is it... lets be mean to XXXXX day??"

    just give it back to the person giving it to you


    "poor me" seems to be popping up a lot lately

    no one is focusing on anyone... we're trying to have some fun... sometimes it's trixie... sometimes it's metsy... sometimes it's cory

    most of the time it's me... but you don't see me breaking out the tissues and asking mookie why he hates me so much

    i just throw a joke back at him...

    d2d and I bicker constantly... and i think i dreamt of her spread eagle last night :) it's all good


    anyway... to stay on topic


    hey Kat... I noticed that you put the guys in the bands birthday on the calendar

    but not mine?

    I think this should be fixed


    Kat wrote:
    Sorry about that...they have now been entered into the calendar...and thank you for your help. :)

    Love,
    Kat
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey Lou, Albert Einstein phoned me up and said he saved some of his population paste for you back in 1953... its due to land in your face in 5...4...3....2

    and how much did he pay you to take the money shot

    bostonlou wrote:
    wow.. a blast from the past

    still in negotiations
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Trixie,

    Have you ever seen Lou and Cory strip naked, rub peanut butter all over each other while balancing plates on their heads and tying a two sided noose to each of their sacks?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have seen that before! Amazing. I love when people elevate such a simple art form to that level.

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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Dunkman,

    Did you really walk in on your mom spread eagle on her bed? If so, what exactly did you see?

    dunkman wrote:
    i did...

    vulva

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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    I met this really dumb chick the other day... she was beyond dumb... her brother was an idiot too ... i mean the whole family was a few fries short of a happy meal

    they all reminded me of someone on here....


    dunkman wrote:
    she's from Scotland... leave her alone or I'll haunt you for evermore ;);)

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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey dunkman... i hear it was your ladies birthday yesterday

    did you do anything special? a nice dinner? maybe a play? the opera?

    what did you do?


    dunkman wrote:
    punch her in the fudd

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  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    I hear Creed is reuniting for one show. And anyone who flies in from overseas will be entered in a drawing.

    Winner gets to go down on Stapp in his tour bus!!!


    mookie9999 wrote:
    Now that would actually get me on a plane to fly over a fucking ocean!


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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In this months gay lifestyle poll 87% of men preferred a partner with a hoop through their member for maximum satisfaction vs. no object whatsoever. Lou, what's your preference?

    bostonlou wrote:
    hoop is my favorite also


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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Lou, I understand that you gave into your desires to finally have fun with someone of a different race. I know you did your best to be discreet about it but I hear that a picture exists. Any truth to that?

    bostonlou wrote:

    http://bostonlou.com/images/punta%2030.jpg


    Lou, that's just sad. But I hear that "once you go brown, you get the hell out of town" and that before long you were back with your male orgy crew prepping to star in you soon to be release as of yet untitled feature length blowjob extravaganza. Any pics of "Your Crew"?

    bostonlou wrote:
    http://bostonlou.com/images/406%20guys.bmp
    :)


    That's more like it Lou.

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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Lou, if you could have what part of the female body to taste like strawberries and cream, which would it be?

    bostonlou wrote:
    foreskin

    OK, my bad. I should have asked which part of the human body. Say no more.


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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Lou, what was the first thing you said to your wife on your wedding night?

    quote=bostonlou]please tell me you're a chick ;)

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    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,921
    Lou, what were you doing for fifteen minutes in the Summer's Eve aisle at Target today?


    bostonlou wrote:
    hahaha

    i love sniffing chicks products!


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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve, what would you do if you pleasured the wife so much that she had multiples???


    Steve Dunne wrote:
    i might have to start a whalers thread and high five myself.

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    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Tracey - anything interesting happen during your last drug overdose???
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I had a sexy nurse when I was in the hospital..of course I had morphine running through me....

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve, did I tell you that Lou is not a girl? Maybe you should stop sending him naked pictures of yourself...

    Steve Dunne wrote:
    holy crap you are a guy! i've never seen a pic of you before, so i was expecting, well, hell i don't know what i was expecting. good pics lou. the .406 Club is awesome spot, eh?


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    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Trixie, i read the other day you call your anus "WAY" and i thought that was kinda sweet and cute... so what you doing tonight?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Thumbing My Way


    fair enough, but Vedd Hedd told me that maybe thats a bit unhygienic... not really something you should do indoors... just thought i'd say.

    TrixieCat wrote:
    Good advice!
    Who cares how unhealthy it is!
    Do it outside. :)
    But yeah...what vedd head said...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Hi Dunkie,
    Tell us, what would you do if some American girl tried to go up against you in an argument about, oh, I don't know, leaving a tip for a take-out order?
    dunkman wrote:
    i'd just punch her in the fudd.... this is my new thing


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    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Hey Trix - speaking of pics, I'm sure you sent Lene that pic of you being mastered by that dominatrix since she invited you to Denmark...

    TrixieCat wrote:
    I told you I didn't share that with anyone.
    Deep Dick...lol
    I love DeepDK.
    No, really. SO beautiful so sweet.

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