Fun with Quotes

bostonlou

so Poncier just created this game

you take someone else's post... and you create the question that they were answering

no cheating by putting words in someones mouth

you must use their actual words

see below for example #1

you also have to link to their original post... to keep it legit


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why did my nephew come home today saying that there was the guy with a camera dressed like a clown in a white van who was following him home from school???

Poncier wrote:

Sorry about that man, I was just trying to earn a few extra bucks, no hard feelings.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4656974&postcount=22

sweet adeline

classic!

bostonlou

cory.... you sure you want to bang the donkey at the country fair?

cory wrote:

I totally didn't mean the donkey. I meant that fine ass chicken 2nd from the left.

I've gotta quit drinking.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4681291&postcount=55

Steve Dunne

Am I really that good looking???

TrixieCat wrote:

Damn...I am so hot...I would do me.

bostonlou

hey MF... so that bus load of mexicans really wants to have sex with you... they think you're really cute

what should i tell them?

MasterFramer wrote:

Of Course! We are going to figure out a way to get this done...

And thank you for the kind words!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4681501&postcount=45

cory

My favorite thread ever.

Poncier

You'll never out do the original, which deserves to be displayed in this thread:

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708188&postcount=325

drivingrl

Didn't you know that inbreeding leads to birth defects and a weakened immune system?

mdigenakis wrote:

this sounds like the conversation i'm going to have with my cuz a little later

cory

You HAD to know watching gay porn in theatres while in the nude was illegal...

bostonlou wrote:

all4 used to do it alot too

till he was sent to jail i guess

bostonlou

so what do you think of a cleveland steamer?

AmentsChick wrote:

It's my new favorite thing!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706093&postcount=1

Born2Jam wrote:

I love it, too.
All flavors!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4707996&postcount=19

dunkman

Hey Lou... what happened when some punk kid took Cory's daughter out on date and filmed themselves kissing on his cellphone

BostonLou wrote:

i've got a video to share!!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4700331&postcount=59

sweet adeline

did you and your sister like the sex toys i sent you last week?

nfanel wrote:

my sister raves about it. i'm a propel girl, myself.

cory

Female seeks male who is strong, strong, strong, gay, strong, strong, strong, and strong.

soulsinging wrote:

i can honestly say im 1 for 8 on your list, hehe.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706320&postcount=233

sweet adeline

don't do it, like rick james said, cocaine's a helluva drug...

releeseme wrote:

I have wondered if this stuff was any good. I may have to give it a try...

nfanel

sweet ad, how come everyone is mistaking you for a girl? is it true you have a penis?

sweet adeline wrote:

one word: plastics.

bostonlou

hey AC... I heard you met up with some guy nicknamed the Pit... how'd that go?

AmentsChick wrote:

Thank GAWD. When the Pit goes down, my blood pressure goes up!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4456426&postcount=1

mdigenakis

so Dad you said you had something to tell me?

Lizard wrote:

I am a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aNiMaL

AmentsChick, what do you think about my new toy?

AmentsChick wrote:

It's my new favorite thing!

norm

tc, do you always picture your husband as someone else?

TrixieCat wrote:

Yes...I always think of him in a spacesuit. lol

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708314&postcount=336

Poncier

Hey adeline, whats that sweet stuff on top of the cinnamon bun you're eating?

sweet adeline wrote:

its true, i've always had a penis. thats where the sweet comes from.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4707883&postcount=284

bostonlou

foxy... i was thinking of coming back to chicago... is that gang bang still on? i want some of that fire bush that everyone at the Vic was raving about

Foxy Mop wrote:

Hey hon That'd be awesome if you could get off from work and head out here.. lots of fun stuff planned. Other/moloko Joe is doing well and definitely gonna be on hand for the festivities, especially since he's living downtown...he's on the roster to call... keep me updated if you get vacation!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4630575&postcount=335

cory

So, if I bang 2 Japanese dudes at the same time, does that make me a whore?

share wrote:

2 wongs don't make a white.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4688248&postcount=4

aNiMaL

I was telling this girl how hot I thought she was and how I wanted to go out with her.

mdigenakis wrote:

this sounds like the conversation i'm going to have with my cuz a little later

dunkman

hey Steve i just slept with a 19year old former nun

Steve Dunne wrote:

yeah did you get in???????? hope so my friend!

Poncier

Lou, whats your take on Vince Wilfork's jockstrap after a game?

bostonlou wrote:

i like a nice sniff test

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708279&postcount=61

Brain of J.Lo

This thread is fucking hilarious.

mdigenakis

Hey, did you now that Jamie lee Curtis might be a herme?

drivingrl wrote:

And who, exactly, has that stopped from masterbating?

bostonlou

hey dunkman... what's the last thing you had sex with and then ate?

dunkman wrote:

i found a dead baby mole outside my work this morning

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4678356&postcount=4898

cory

What did Brain of J.Lo say when her boyfriend pulled his junk out for the first time?

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

This thread is fucking hilarious.

Reference this thread;)

norm

what's bostonlou doing right now?

cory wrote:

I think I just heard a vein explode in the crack of his ass.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4700583&postcount=60

norm

hey lou, how's the wife?

bostonlou wrote:

she's got the porn star tatoos on her hips too

it's like the new tramp stamp

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708299&postcount=462