Fun with Quotes

Poncier

Trix, what are you gonna do with all the pictures cutback took of you and the band of midgets having a gang bang?

TrixieCat wrote:

I think these particular photos and memories should be saved, but put not in my house. I think maybe bringing them to my parent's house is a good idea.
Thanks cutback.

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Steve Dunne

Tracey - i know that amnesia is rough, but do you remember how to use the mail?

TrixieCat wrote:

I forget how to do this. :(

well then here you go...go to the post office...put the mansfield 7/11/03 cd in an envelope...write my addy down...get stamps...mail back to me...thanks!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5856866&postcount=476

TrixieCat

So Steve, what do you think about doing a shotgun after giving head to your boyfriend first thing in the morning?

Steve Dunne wrote:

agree w/ dunk...one bad burp and it's all over but the cryin'!!!

15 years ago...yes i could do this.

now - no way...although that's not to say i haven't done this in the last month!!! but starting off with beer for breakfast makes for a very long, unproductive day.

dunkman

Hey Trix, I heard that when you were 19 you used to let Pearl Jam fans from Scotland take close up photographs of your lady garden....

TrixieCat wrote:

I still do...:o
I can't help it!

illegal pants

so Rob, can I have that Newcastle setlist?

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=3702784&postcount=15023

Oz Jammer wrote:

I'll see what I can do

TrixieCat

Steve Dunne wrote:

Tracey - i know that amnesia is rough, but do you remember how to use the mail?



well then here you go...go to the post office...put the mansfield 7/11/03 cd in an envelope...write my addy down...get stamps...mail back to me...thanks!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5856866&postcount=476

Ok, ok.

It's on my desk..I have your address.

Still love me?

Steve Dunne

TC - while you're at it, can you please send back the rubber suit and whip? I know, I know...you've become attached to it and all, and I know you once wore it for 27 hours straight while watching a Crispin Glover movie marathon. You told me there were some stretch marks here and there, and a piece of rubber may have accidentally been chewed off during a silly game of 'I Spy'. Either way, whenever you get a chance is fine.

TrixieCat wrote:

Ok, ok.

It's on my desk..I have your address.

Still love me?

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5859046&postcount=487

dunkman

Hey CB, I'm worried that no-one likes me, my willy is too small, my face repulses Helen Keller and my jokes are so bad that suicide bombers use them as motivation

cutback wrote:

you poor delusional bastard

thanks honey, you've quashed those fears for me

Poncier

Hey Phantom Pain, did you finally get Richard Gere over to the house to help you remove the gerbil?

Phantom Pain wrote:

Yeah, it is a fabulous feeling

It's all in the angle I guess...definitely need 2 people

I tried clearing it myself last night

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5862477&postcount=44

mookie9999

Hey Sing,

Is what I heard true? Do you really need to have any mate of yours ram two fingers up you before you can fall asleep at night?

singularity wrote:

did i say two fingers????? better make it three.

http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5859750

mookie9999

Hey Dunk,

You said that you recently had the ultimate orgasmic experience and you would pass along the tip on how to acheive it. Any chance of you letting us in on the secret?

dunkman wrote:

paint a wee orphans face onto an onion and then stab the onion to death... best to do this naked with your dangly bits between your legs like that killer weirdo guy from Silence of the Lambs

Thanks, but I think I stick with my time in the shower.

Boston Lou

Hey Poncier

I heard they're closing the "massage parlor" near your house and opening up a new one in a more seedy section of town to bring in more business.... what are you going to do?

Poncier wrote:

I'm bouncing between the 2 until this one is fully operational and they padlock the door to the old place.

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dunkman

Hey Lucifer... when you and the wife are at spending your weekends indulging in sexual exploration what implements of sexual pleasure do you like to use on your good lady?

Lucifer wrote:

kleenex

classy.

dunkman

Hey Dissidentman, next time I am at your bar I think i'll leave you a giant tip... and if your hot lady tries it on with me I will gently dissuade her.

Dissidentman wrote:

That's unfair and highly insulting, I'll have you know.

dunkman

so Chaddington.. whad would you like to do today?

chadwick wrote:

fuck...
it's been what seems like years.

hmmm.. but i thought you and Eyed were setting up some kind of Horny Male Slave website up so you could get some action and wear a mask at the same time? What happened with that?

chadwick wrote:

his wife wanted the computer for a game of solitaire

fair enough.

Dissidentman

Dunk,

While I was surfing the internets last night I ordered you some crack whores from the Ukraine. Did you have an opportunity to take them on a Ukrainian picnic?

dunkman wrote:

They're too skinny and don't have enough facial hair.

dunkman

hey D-man... describe your penis in 7 words or less.

Dissidentman wrote:

Looks like a curious pickle with horns.

PillowPants

hey Zig

how did the date with that middle eastern guy go??

ZiggyStar wrote:

Sammy's kebab was fucking tasty too, I must say! I couldn't stop going back for more!

Anyway....back to the voting.

PillowPants

hey dunk

do you still have those sheep in the yard that you keep around for entertainment??

dunkman wrote:

why oh why did you even put a question mark on that statement!

voidofman

So I bought 10 monkeys, five kegs of beer, rented a DJ and we're heading to your house.

81 wrote:

i don't see this ending well. :(