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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Rygar,

    I must admit that I really regret organizing your bachelor party. With that being said I have the following things lined up:

    Three cases of Vaseline
    Donkey Rental for 6 Hours
    The Village People perfoming an erotic striptease.
    Three pounds of baby back ribs.
    The Ashes of John Holmes on loan for two hours.
    And your Great Gramma Iris.

    Is that everything, or do you need something else?
    Rygar wrote:
    That oughta do it.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5106127

    Thank God! Please don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way in hell that I will be attending!
    Rygar wrote:
    Well you have to get something out of it, right?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5099888

    Believe me, the emotional scarring that I have received is more than enough to prevent me from ever offering up my help again!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hey Rygar,

    I must admit that I really regret organizing your bachelor party. With that being said I have the following things lined up:

    Three cases of Vaseline
    Donkey Rental for 6 Hours
    The Village People perfoming an erotic striptease.
    Three pounds of baby back ribs.
    The Ashes of John Holmes on loan for two hours.
    And your Great Gramma Iris.

    Is that everything, or do you need something else?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5106127

    Thank God! Please don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way in hell that I will be attending!



    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5099888

    Believe me, the emotional scarring that I have received is more than enough to prevent me from ever offering up my help again!

    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    failedpersephone wrote:
    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:
    Six hours seems a bit excessive :p
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Yeah, I don't think any witty remark is required for this one...
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Growing up I asked for a donkey cock from Santa. That bastard must be hard of hearing or something as he gave me this instead: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara...donkeykong.jpg

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:

    I went over the guest list, and apparently you only have some of the right parts to attend, not all. You did get bonus points for your backsac!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar,

    What were you saying about not being able to go to the movies due to the fact that there is a 100% chance you will be arrested for indecent exposure? This happens at any movie?
    Rygar wrote:
    I was specifically referring to anything with Nicolas Cage in it.



    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5143807
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    I heard you were jealous that women have an excuse to shave their legs and stand in front of the mirror all day, Mook. That true?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Men do most of those things too. Not a day goes by that I don't regret getting my implants.

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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    It seems Dunk invited you over to Count Fuckula for the Super Bowl.
    mookie999 wrote:
    Sweet! I'm getting some action and I didn't even plan on it! This truly will be a "Super Sunday" regardless of the outcome of the game!
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5150457&postcount=102
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey MCKB, me, you, 2 tubs of goose fat, a glove made from pine needles and The Lovers Guide DVD part 3 (you know the one with the noise lessons on it?).. so what do you think?
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh yeah? This is going to be interesting!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    dunkman wrote:
    psssst... totally wrong thread amigo :D:D:D
    I had a quick browse, you see I was desperate to relinquish me nugget or it would be lost. As it was, hadn't a fuckin clue what yous are chatting about but thought : fuck it, these lot might be just passing out random thoughts (or words,whatever) so it just came out.

    If this keeps up I'll be going out in these small hours with a bloody spray can!!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey eyed... didnt you used to dress up as Wonderwoman and go out at night trying to lick a sleeping bear's anus?

    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hell, I still do that when I'm out in the mountains... but only when I know there's nobody around to see me.


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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Steve, go fuck your mother and then we'll discuss the weather in Alabama.
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    i love monday morning incestual chatter! :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    hey eyed... didnt you used to dress up as Wonderwoman and go out at night trying to lick a sleeping bear's anus?





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    Used to? Bears today won't respect your dominance as the alpha male of the forest unless you can pull off that maneuver... Yeah, it's weird for a bear to be put in their place by a man dressed like a woman, but for the last 10 years or so, bears have been into all sorts of freaky S&M and role playing type of shit. I blame the internet.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Dunk - do you still keep the mute sex slave in your castle?

    dunkman wrote:
    what did he say?





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    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I forget how to do this. :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,921
    I know its been a couple of decades, but its easy Trix, just lay down and open your legs a little

    TrixieCat wrote:
    I forget how to do this. :(


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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    I know its been a couple of decades, but its easy Trix, just lay down and open your legs a little





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    genius :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Poncier, I hear that your wife said something the other day about finding a new "pool guy". How is that going??
    Poncier wrote:
    Translation: "I'm looking for a rich guy with a very small johnson who's a super quick finisher."

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5847465&postcount=34


    ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Dunkman, What did you call that large woman who kept threatening to use her massive breasts to "nurse you back to health" after she found you in that "delicate" position from being repeatedly abused by those sheep?
    dunkman wrote:
    genius :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dunc, tell us...what do you do to get your wife turned on?
    dunkman wrote:
    I once tried on 7 pairs of shorts at the same time in an attempt to look like Jeff.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/member.php?u=12876
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