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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,921
    failedpersephone wrote:
    OHHHH it's your birthday????


    hooray
    Tomorrow actually.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Poncier wrote:
    Tomorrow actually.
    if you want to be so snippy about it then here is your gift early
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,921
    failedpersephone wrote:
    if you want to be so snippy about it then here is your gift early
    You look better in that pic than in the previous one...so pretty in pink.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    hahahahaaa Poncie you scamp!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Trix. You seem like the adventurous type. What would it take for you to run across Fenway Park during a Sox game wearing your birthday suit?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    A stack of airplane tickets.
    Oh and some truffles. :o



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4989924&postcount=9


    Gotta have those truffles, eh?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Mooks, i heard that there is a book out there that contains photos of Slash's anal prolapse problems...
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That book would look awesome next to a copy of Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey FP.. want me to fly over to Cali, lift the kilt and you can rename the big man for me? afterwards we could do bad things using my fingers? or do you have another digit preference?
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I wish you would, Dunkles...

    Dunkles McDanglie.

    Dunkles McDanglie-McGimpy

    :D

    I like thumbs. :D


    thumbs it is then.. no love for the fingers

    and we'll work on the name ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Steve, can i ask when were you last man-humped, how long did it last and i heard it was Michael J Fox who did it to you... what did you say to him when he entered?
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    tuesday...3 days...the shakes are setting in.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    Fans of Kind Hearts And Coronets will recall how Louis Mazzini describes his murder of the hot air balloonist Lady Agatha D'Ascoyne: "I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square."

    reminds me of Tottenham Hotspur FC strangely enough......
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    elmer wrote:
    Fans of Kind Hearts And Coronets will recall how Louis Mazzini describes his murder of the hot air balloonist Lady Agatha D'Ascoyne: "I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square."

    reminds me of Tottenham Hotspur FC strangely enough......


    psssst... totally wrong thread amigo :D:D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Dunk,

    What is it about choir practice with the nuns that gets you so excited?
    dunkman wrote:
    its all about the music... the oily orgies and naked twister afterwards are just a bonus.

    Fair enough. But pics would be appreciated.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5142994&postcount=33
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Fips,

    What was that gay porn movie you were ranting and raving about? I want to pick it up for Dunk for his birthday. Something chocolate, right?
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Chocolate brown.

    um milk chocolate, not white chocolate...that would be weird.
    :p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5153595

    Right, right, Milk Chocolate. I forgot his preference! Can you imagine the horror if I picked up white by mistake! :eek:
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey HLF, what did I hear you mumbling this morning while you were buck naked and riding that damn street sign you stole?
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm not gonna say happy birthday to an inanimate object.. sorry. Even though I do love you, Yield. I really do. You complete me.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5157237
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Hey Mook, did you say your old cell mate from the slammer was getting released this month? I hear you two were quite the couple.
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I remember hearing that he doesn't mix it up that much. But after a 13 year drought of me not seeing him, it should be fairly fresh.
    Love is what really matters, Mook.
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5156124&postcount=21
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey mooks, i heard your dingle mcdangle is sooo small that you have to announce your insertion status when with a woman/man/microwaved bag of kidney... also why did you cut off those thumbs?

    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm in again. Still need to lose 12lbs.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey rygar, i was thinking of taking your lady back to Fuckula, eating a 14oz steak from her baby cavern, giving her a humping or 9 and then finishing the evening off with a McFistatron Special... thoughts??
    Rygar wrote:
    hahahahahaha, good ideas, good ideas! (I'm taking notes)

    and so you should ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5112225&postcount=15
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    hey rygar, i was thinking of taking your lady back to Fuckula, eating a 14oz steak from her baby cavern, giving her a humping or 9 and then finishing the evening off with a McFistatron Special... thoughts??



    and so you should ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5112225&postcount=15
    hahaha, nice touch on the mcfistatron!
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Hey Dunk, did you say you cried when you got to meet Paul Reubens?
    dunkman wrote:
    being a lovesick puppy does that to you...

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5156623&postcount=41
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey poncier, i read somewhere you got a tattoo a few years back and all you got done was a W on each bum cheek... what does it actually spell?

    Poncier wrote:
    Wow. Just wow.


    ahhh right ;)



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5122089&postcount=50
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    ooppsss
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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