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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I'll pass. thanks anyway!! :?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    reminds me of the scene from 40 yr old virgin:

    "We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse too."
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    If you want to watch it just google search 2 Guys 1 Horse.

    Hahah!

    And if you can stomach that, do a search on the sequel...

    2 Guys 1 Horse and 1 Cup.

    Fuck....why did you write this? I'm going to have to look now.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    If you want to watch it just google search 2 Guys 1 Horse.

    Hahah!

    And if you can stomach that, do a search on the sequel...

    2 Guys 1 Horse and 1 Cup.

    Fuck....why did you write this? I'm going to have to look now.

    Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rival. wrote:
    reminds me of the scene from 40 yr old virgin:

    "We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse too."


    reminds me of Clerks 2, funny but nasty.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.

    haha....Yeah I was referring to the first bit from VoM. I figured there was no sequel....considering he is dead.

    And that is SOME SICK SHIT!!! :shock: Wtf is wrong with people!?!?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.

    yeah, tell that to the judge mofo!!







    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.

    yeah, tell that to the judge mofo!!







    ;)


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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least."

    ~Mark Twain

    Wish you were here...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    "Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least."

    ~Mark Twain

    you're not grasping the concept of this thread my dearie... the idea is not to post famous people's quotes but to post someone else's post as a 'hilarious' quote.

    actually if you read the first 27 pages of the thread all will be revealed.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    What kills your wood more than anything else?

    neilybabes86 wrote:
    chicks in shorts
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Hey norm, I just saw a music video of Justin Bieber. He's a little wimpy for me but seriously, tell me what you'd like to do to that?
    norm wrote:
    fuck that

    Yeah you would.


    FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot how much fun this thread was. Several people were banned specifically because of material in these pages.
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