Fun with Quotes

mookie9999

So Lou, how did you manage to get the all boys choir to send you naked photos of themselves to you? Do you have an excerpt from one of your chat sessions?

bostonlou wrote:

and i can tell you like em fun

so send me some nude pics and that will break the ice

thanks

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I see. I hear that you had the ultimate pick-up line when you finally met up with the boys. Care to share it?

bostonlou wrote:

i have something to hold against you

and no it isn't made by Hillshire farms... it's just shaped like half of one

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norm

how was that short affair with that rhesus monkey?

mookie9999 wrote:

Fun While It Lasted!

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emily18

Collin wrote:

Do you smoke pot?



http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4662385&postcount=2

Ok...



http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4543847&postcount=22

I need to get me some of that stuff you're smoking.



http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4432761&postcount=22

Sure is...



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Munchies, eh?



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You must be so baked...



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dude i can't tell you how hard i laughed at that hahahah

norm

what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about having sex with bostonlou?

AmentsChick wrote:

GROSS!!!!!!!!!

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Poncier

Hey my2hands, how was your Saturday night?

my2hands wrote:

dog balls, chinese food, and stirrups

comedic genius

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AmentsChick

cutback wrote:

what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about having sex with bostonlou?



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That was too easy!!

norm

AmentsChick wrote:

That was too easy!!

Poncier

So AC, how was it gangbanging the Chargers defensive line?

AmentsChick wrote:

That was too easy!!

AmentsChick

Poncier wrote:

So AC, how was it gangbanging the Chargers defensive line?

I do love my Chargers...but not THAT much.

bostonlou

hey mook

i hear you hooked up with some fat drag queen guy who you thought was a pregnant lactating chick

now that you know it wasn't milk that he squirted on your face...

how do you feel?

mookie9999 wrote:

About the milk. Disappointed, no. Violently Angry? You Betcha!

mookie9999

Lou,

You're telling me that if I sell 3 Klausen DC posters by Saturday for $20 a piece you will renact every oral sex scene from the HBO show Oz on actual prisoners at the Suffolk County jail?

bostonlou wrote:

i'll suck anything you want me to suck if they're all sold by saturday

bostonlou

I want to bend you over and take you. I'm BostonLou dammit!

TrixieCat wrote:

You are always in the position to take what you want.
Unless they made you sign something saying otherwise.

bostonlou

hey mook

so how was your date last week with that guy? i know your last date was like a field mouse and you couldn't feel much although you still admitted to liking it.

mookie9999 wrote:

I'll admit to jumping on the Hung bandwagon. I couldn't stand him at first but he has definitely grown on me.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4759790#post4759790
[size=-5](no playing defense!!)[/size]

TrixieCat

Lou, did you hear that Mookie9999 was spreading a rumour that you picked up the clap in Maine?

bostonlou wrote:

lay off the pipe

bostonlou

have you ever tried to make banana bread muffins on someones naked unwashed swampy ass?

Lizard wrote:

Damn!!!! You waste all your time and they taste poopy!!! I guess I should have used "good" cocoa as the recipe called for but they only had Hershey's in the store and now they tast icky. What a waste of an hour and a half!!

oh well.............http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4002307&postcount=1

did you get that picture of my testes?

TrixieCat wrote:

While I don't think they are the BEST...I love them. http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4721060&postcount=15

what do you think of during sex with the guys down at the Y??

NY PJ1 wrote:

im constantly horny,,thats my thought process
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but they smell like shit after working out ... why do you get them before the shower? doesn't it stink?

NY PJ1 wrote:

lets just say it works like viagra for me ,,and it takes awhile to finish

so,,,everyone is happy,,,except the neighbors and ur matress


again this is in the test stage,,im sure different people will have different results

however when working properly ,, this little trick does wonder's for all

let me also say I DONT NEED IT, it just makes things that much betterhttp://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723676&postcount=9

bostonlou

which would you prefer lizard... a personal pearl jam show or another night in my pants?

Lizard wrote:

You dick.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4760768&postcount=7

the word is actually YOUR but I guess you're all worked up and not speaking good english

mookie9999

What's the one thing that would make Boston Lou drop everything he's doing leave his front row spot at a PJ show, walk away from third baseline seats at Fenway for Game 7 of the World Series, and be content with the rest of his life?

Indian Summer wrote:

18 inch cock?

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Ding Ding Ding!!! We Have A Winner.

Lizard

Any chance of pics from your gay sex romp vacation in Maine? I heard you had an interesting toe-tapping stop over in some airline bathrooms.

bostonlou wrote:

there's a bunch in the Given to Fly forum

and use flickr not photobucket

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bostonlou

I need to get a recount... How much stuff did you ladies say you shoved in Lizard's sweat hole??

Jeanie wrote:

A bowl of banana & date porridge, a litre of bottled water and 7 Vitamin tablets!

AmentsChick wrote:

A piece of provolone, 2 bottles of water, half an apple.
Needless to say, I'm starving.

Ayedavanita wrote:

cheese sandwich

AmentsChick wrote:

coffee, black and a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich.

Byrnzie wrote:

Some olives with herbs and fetta cheese.

denverfan wrote:

Protien shake
Two mozza cheese sticks
and will have a nice steak for dinner
and another Protien shake before bed

tybird wrote:

Two turkey & turkey ham sandwiches with Frito chips liberally placed between the pieces of bread............provides a crunch to the sandwich. I can't eat raw vegetables.

bjf143 wrote:

salami and cheese sandwich with mustard on multi-grain bread
little box of golden raisins
oatmeal granola bar
apple turnover yogurt
granny smith apple
ice cream

jamainiac wrote:

Pacific Organic Creamy Tomato Soup...

with Sesame Crackers all smashed up in it

Soon to be followed by a Lemon L'a'uraBar


I think we're having SPAM for dinner...

paisley wrote:

some pepperonis, a piece of provolone cheese, yogurt and pineapple.

I ate like a fool this weekend, and it's back to my new "lifestyle" now.

Lizard wrote:

An apple.
Piece of cake.

Lizard wrote:

Smart Start cereal this morning.

all from
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Poncier

Nice