Okay then, this story starts at the Gorge for one of the festivals that went on down there, about 4 or 5 years ago. I wasn't there, my buddy said he was hanging with his other friends when some old grizzled guy comes up and asked if they want a shot of whiskey. He then asked them, "did you hear about the horrible mess up in Enumclaw? Man died at the hospital! Had twenty-three inches of Seabiscuit in him!"
When he got home he did some research and found out there was an animal farm where people had sex with horses, chickens, etc. and one guy got railed by a horse in 05 that perforated his colon which led do his death.
Anyways, there is a video of it online which I found, to watch for "morbid curiosity." The dude wasn't kidding, the horse was 23 inches and the guy needed a friend to help it in. After a few thrusts the horse was done and the guy was grunting in pain. His buddy who was helping asked this amazing question, "too much?"
Really?! Too much?! Like the guy is going to say, "no, I can take another foot or two."
Okay then, this story starts at the Gorge for one of the festivals that went on down there, about 4 or 5 years ago. I wasn't there, my buddy said he was hanging with his other friends when some old grizzled guy comes up and asked if they want a shot of whiskey. He then asked them, "did you hear about the horrible mess up in Enumclaw? Man died at the hospital! Had twenty-three inches of Seabiscuit in him!"
When he got home he did some research and found out there was an animal farm where people had sex with horses, chickens, etc. and one guy got railed by a horse in 05 that perforated his colon which led do his death.
Anyways, there is a video of it online which I found, to watch for "morbid curiosity." The dude wasn't kidding, the horse was 23 inches and the guy needed a friend to help it in. After a few thrusts the horse was done and the guy was grunting in pain. His buddy who was helping asked this amazing question, "too much?"
Really?! Too much?! Like the guy is going to say, "no, I can take another foot or two."
I referenced that in a joke just other day. My buddy is a free-lance news photographer out of Seattle and he sent me the video link. I never watched it. Anyway, he said none of the local news stations would touch the story with a ten foot pole... or even a two foot horse cock. Hmmm, wonder why...
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"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse too."
"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse too."
Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.
yeah, tell that to the judge mofo!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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you're not grasping the concept of this thread my dearie... the idea is not to post famous people's quotes but to post someone else's post as a 'hilarious' quote.
actually if you read the first 27 pages of the thread all will be revealed.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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When he got home he did some research and found out there was an animal farm where people had sex with horses, chickens, etc. and one guy got railed by a horse in 05 that perforated his colon which led do his death.
Anyways, there is a video of it online which I found, to watch for "morbid curiosity." The dude wasn't kidding, the horse was 23 inches and the guy needed a friend to help it in. After a few thrusts the horse was done and the guy was grunting in pain. His buddy who was helping asked this amazing question, "too much?"
Really?! Too much?! Like the guy is going to say, "no, I can take another foot or two."
I referenced that in a joke just other day. My buddy is a free-lance news photographer out of Seattle and he sent me the video link. I never watched it. Anyway, he said none of the local news stations would touch the story with a ten foot pole... or even a two foot horse cock. Hmmm, wonder why...
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Well, the bass player in my old band watched it and regretted it and he's a sick motherfucker that will watch anything.
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Liz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Holy Shit!!!
Ya i couldn't watch that.
Hahah!
And if you can stomach that, do a search on the sequel...
2 Guys 1 Horse and 1 Cup.
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"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse too."
Fuck....why did you write this? I'm going to have to look now.
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Well, I made the last bit up. If such footage exists, I had no idea.
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reminds me of Clerks 2, funny but nasty.
haha....Yeah I was referring to the first bit from VoM. I figured there was no sequel....considering he is dead.
And that is SOME SICK SHIT!!! :shock: Wtf is wrong with people!?!?
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you're not grasping the concept of this thread my dearie... the idea is not to post famous people's quotes but to post someone else's post as a 'hilarious' quote.
actually if you read the first 27 pages of the thread all will be revealed.
Yeah you would.
FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot how much fun this thread was. Several people were banned specifically because of material in these pages.