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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,921
    NY PJ1, what is your stance on beastiality, specifically banging sheep, rimming cows, going down on swine and cuddling with ducks?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    minus the duck stuff ,, i might try it
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    o she has something lol
    Let's just say that he has no idea what I have and after this load of crap, he will never find out. lol ;)
    I need a little more than someone that skulks around the frozen foods dept.
    At least I skulk around the lawnmower dept at Lowe's...around lunchtime...yummy
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Poncier wrote:
    NY PJ1, what is your stance on beastiality, specifically banging sheep, rimming cows, going down on swine and cuddling with ducks?


    i dont dig on swine,,,its a filthy animal ,, although i might dabble here and there
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Mookie... please let me have a conversation with your wife. I will tell her to show you all of the things we have to put different places.
    You have heard of fingers and a tounge before, yes? ;)
    (please dont' ban me..)


    *Blushes* I have no idea of whatever you're talking about. I'm a wholesome Catholic Boy. Maybe some church wouldn't hurt you. :D;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Let's just say that he has no idea what I have and after this load of crap, he will never find out. lol ;)
    I need a little more than someone that skulks around the frozen foods dept.
    At least I skulk around the lawnmower dept at Lowe's...around lunchtime...yummy


    ummmmmmmmmm sure

    whats a lawnmower dept?? country life?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    what do you say when you talk to your penis?

    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    All Boners go away.

    He is big every once and a while, then hes not so big, then he gets big again, then not so big, and so on and so forth.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4724080&postcount=31
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    What does Sweet Adeline say whenever he sees a guy bending over?

    sweet adeline wrote:
    show me that smile again

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4724492&postcount=42
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    CB--what's your best pick up line at the gay bars?

    cutback wrote:
    what do you say when you talk to your penis?




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4724080&postcount=31
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey cutback i've just set up a giant dildo website... only 10inch dongs or bigger will be for sale, what do you think?
    cutback wrote:
    i've given up hoping for larger sizes.....losing sales if you ask me.....:)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Cutback, I talked to that 70 year old she-male you were interested in, he/she said he/she'd only date you if you grow a handlebar moustache and start wearing those leather crotchless pants, you'd also have to take him/her to Elton John shows and you'd have to striptease for him on a George Michael song. He also said something about whipped cream and giant dildos.
    cutback wrote:
    well if that's what it takes, i can be that guy....;) :D:D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725764&postcount=19
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Chiqui, what did you do to the winner of the national cutest baby contest winner?
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i spit out my iced tea at that one lol


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725797&postcount=17

    Wow, that's really mean! Have you done this before?
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    have to say it's a first for me, i can't remember the last time that's happened :p heehee

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725837&postcount=19
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    Hey Lizarking, there's a rumor that Tim is called "the human pendulum"...
    Lizardking wrote:
    I've met Tim who runs Ten Club, He is a XXL guy for sure!!!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725144&postcount=48
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Great...this thread is back again?! :rolleyes: ;)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Hey AC, what do you think of the people posting in this thread?
    AmentsChick wrote:
    What a fun group of people!! :D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4729246&postcount=2453
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    So what did you say, TacoJammer, when you walked into the barn full of breeding pigs?
    TacoJammer wrote:
    Can someone oink me? Pretty please?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=255548

    :o
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    so, you see an american indian with a hatchet in his hand and he looks pretty angry, but, it's your average thursday and you're horny again, so you pull down your pants and bend over.
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I wonder if the scalper will fall for the "banana in the tailpipe" trick ?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=251931
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I understand that you expect all of your lovers to stay perfectly still while you do your business. What would you do if they ever started to fidget?

    Larry Zisstans wrote:
    i would yell out Boooooooooooommmmmmm every time he made a move.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4693514&postcount=403
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    Ok-- here's the rules: you can submit only one sentence. Don't use all caps, because that means you are gay. Also, please refrain from using numbers in place of words, as that also means you are gay. Spelling a word incorrectly means that you are extra-gay, and forgetting to end your sentence with the correct punctuation means that you are extra-extra-gay. Good luck!
    DOSW wrote:
    PEEPLE WHO LISTEN 2 TECHNO ARE FAGS

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=255609
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Anyone into midget gangbangs?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I loved them in college.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4460652&postcount=9
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Say, DaytimeDilemma, how big is your weiner?
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Tengo un lapiz muy pequeno.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4740064&postcount=12
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
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