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  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    Please describe your current 'crush'--
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Bostonlou - Big fat 42 year old man wearing a chicken grease stained wife beater posting from his parent's basement.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254684
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    So Mookie9999, I hear you and Stone have been hanging out lately and he is teaching you some tricks on how to hang like a cool dude. Care to share how he wooed you into his love shack?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone's Friday plans include: three Zima's, two rolls of quarters, and some bean dip.

    Bean dip??? What else does he like?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone hates chunks of pulp in his OJ, but loves chunks in his milk.




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4709272&postcount=1575
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Hey Innocent Bystander, I hear you're the new goaltender for the hockey team and are quite good at it?
    Innocent Bystander wrote:
    Hockey is like rough sex anyway. Yes, rough gay orgy sex..........

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720847&postcount=4

    You catch any games, drivingrl?
    drivingrl wrote:
    Sex with a goalie.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720844&postcount=3

    So are we talking about sex or hockey now?
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    I've gotten three passed the goalie myself!!!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720854&postcount=5

    You lost me.
    Indian Summer wrote:
    hell, I'd masturbate over hockey.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4721058&postcount=12

    I don't want to know any more.
    stickboy wrote:
    I always go 5-hole.....

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4721111&postcount=16
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Only men are born with penises.
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Really? Only for a man??? What kind of sexist created that perk?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723582&postcount=4
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i heard you're teaching a course on how to pick up hermaphroditic hookers?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yes iam teaching any male who wants to know

    try it out

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723623&postcount=7
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    cutback wrote:
    i heard you're teaching a course on how to pick up hermaphroditic hookers?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723623&postcount=7


    dont know what the word means,,but hooker follows it so SURE
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    dont know what the word means,,but hooker follows it so SURE
    Sweet nypj.....a hermaphrodite has both sets of sexual organs...
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    J - what did you say to your urban cougar coworker today that made her slap you in the face?

    NY PJ1 wrote:
    o my the jubilees look soooo nice today

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723732&postcount=14
    I love to turn you on
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    J - what did you say to your urban cougar coworker today that made her slap you in the face?




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723732&postcount=14


    she knows i always look to see if they're erect lol
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Sweet nypj.....a hermaphrodite has both sets of sexual organs...


    more fun for everyone !!!!!!!!!!
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    more fun for everyone !!!!!!!!!!
    I wouldn't know what to put where???? lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I wouldn't know what to put where???? lol

    What do you have to put in the first place?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    What do you have to put in the first place?
    Lots of things, Mookie. Use your imagination. ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Lots of things, Mookie. Use your imagination. ;)

    Hopefully you have nothing to put in anywhere is all I'm saying. And yes I'm sure this will be used in this thread shortly.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hopefully you have nothing to put in anywhere is all I'm saying. And yes I'm sure this will be used in this thread shortly.


    o she has something lol
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hopefully you have nothing to put in anywhere is all I'm saying. And yes I'm sure this will be used in this thread shortly.
    Mookie... please let me have a conversation with your wife. I will tell her to show you all of the things we have to put different places.
    You have heard of fingers and a tounge before, yes? ;)
    (please dont' ban me..)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,924
    NYPJ, what was that bulge in your girlfriend's pants?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    o she has something lol
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I hear that you are doing shots of something you call a "NYPJ1 Kamikaze" which consists of cat fur, liquified Nacho Cheese Doritos, and duck semen.
    What exactly does this concoction do for you?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    lets just say it works like viagra for me ,,and it takes awhile to finish

    so,,,everyone is happy,,,except the neighbors and ur matress


    again this is in the test stage,,im sure different people will have different results

    however when working properly ,, this little trick does wonder's for all

    let me also say I DONT NEED IT, it just makes things that much better

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723676&postcount=9
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Poncier wrote:
    NYPJ, what was that bulge in your girlfriend's pants?

    yea me
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I hear that you are doing shots of something you call a "NYPJ1 Kamikaza" which consists of cat fur, liquified Nacho Cheese Doritos, and duck semen.
    What exactly does this concoction do for you?


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723676&postcount=9


    minus the duck stuff ,, i might try it
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