I think these particular photos and memories should be saved, but put not in my house. I think maybe bringing them to my parent's house is a good idea.
Thanks cutback.
well then here you go...go to the post office...put the mansfield 7/11/03 cd in an envelope...write my addy down...get stamps...mail back to me...thanks!
agree w/ dunk...one bad burp and it's all over but the cryin'!!!
15 years ago...yes i could do this.
now - no way...although that's not to say i haven't done this in the last month!!! but starting off with beer for breakfast makes for a very long, unproductive day.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Tracey - i know that amnesia is rough, but do you remember how to use the mail?
well then here you go...go to the post office...put the mansfield 7/11/03 cd in an envelope...write my addy down...get stamps...mail back to me...thanks!
TC - while you're at it, can you please send back the rubber suit and whip? I know, I know...you've become attached to it and all, and I know you once wore it for 27 hours straight while watching a Crispin Glover movie marathon. You told me there were some stretch marks here and there, and a piece of rubber may have accidentally been chewed off during a silly game of 'I Spy'. Either way, whenever you get a chance is fine.
Hey CB, I'm worried that no-one likes me, my willy is too small, my face repulses Helen Keller and my jokes are so bad that suicide bombers use them as motivation
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
You said that you recently had the ultimate orgasmic experience and you would pass along the tip on how to acheive it. Any chance of you letting us in on the secret?
paint a wee orphans face onto an onion and then stab the onion to death... best to do this naked with your dangly bits between your legs like that killer weirdo guy from Silence of the Lambs
Thanks, but I think I stick with my time in the shower.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I heard they're closing the "massage parlor" near your house and opening up a new one in a more seedy section of town to bring in more business.... what are you going to do?
Hey Lucifer... when you and the wife are at spending your weekends indulging in sexual exploration what implements of sexual pleasure do you like to use on your good lady?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Hey Dissidentman, next time I am at your bar I think i'll leave you a giant tip... and if your hot lady tries it on with me I will gently dissuade her.
That's unfair and highly insulting, I'll have you know.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hmmm.. but i thought you and Eyed were setting up some kind of Horny Male Slave website up so you could get some action and wear a mask at the same time? What happened with that?
his wife wanted the computer for a game of solitaire
fair enough.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
While I was surfing the internets last night I ordered you some crack whores from the Ukraine. Did you have an opportunity to take them on a Ukrainian picnic?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music."
Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front row of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?
Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front fow of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?
Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front fow of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?
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well then here you go...go to the post office...put the mansfield 7/11/03 cd in an envelope...write my addy down...get stamps...mail back to me...thanks!
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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It's on my desk..I have your address.
Still love me?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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thanks honey, you've quashed those fears for me
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Is what I heard true? Do you really need to have any mate of yours ram two fingers up you before you can fall asleep at night?
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
You said that you recently had the ultimate orgasmic experience and you would pass along the tip on how to acheive it. Any chance of you letting us in on the secret?
Thanks, but I think I stick with my time in the shower.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I heard they're closing the "massage parlor" near your house and opening up a new one in a more seedy section of town to bring in more business.... what are you going to do?
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classy.
hmmm.. but i thought you and Eyed were setting up some kind of Horny Male Slave website up so you could get some action and wear a mask at the same time? What happened with that?
fair enough.
While I was surfing the internets last night I ordered you some crack whores from the Ukraine. Did you have an opportunity to take them on a Ukrainian picnic?
how did the date with that middle eastern guy go??
do you still have those sheep in the yard that you keep around for entertainment??
what a great thread
~Billy Joel
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Mr. Joel, in one of the oddest moments of your long, illustrious career, you recently masurbated on the front row of fans from a secret show open only to members of the United Nations. Any comments?
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