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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Dunk,

    What is it about choir practice with the nuns that gets you so excited?
    dunkman wrote:
    its all about the music... the oily orgies and naked twister afterwards are just a bonus.

    Fair enough. But pics would be appreciated.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5142994&postcount=33
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Fips,

    What was that gay porn movie you were ranting and raving about? I want to pick it up for Dunk for his birthday. Something chocolate, right?
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Chocolate brown.

    um milk chocolate, not white chocolate...that would be weird.
    :p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5153595

    Right, right, Milk Chocolate. I forgot his preference! Can you imagine the horror if I picked up white by mistake! :eek:
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey HLF, what did I hear you mumbling this morning while you were buck naked and riding that damn street sign you stole?
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm not gonna say happy birthday to an inanimate object.. sorry. Even though I do love you, Yield. I really do. You complete me.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5157237
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Hey Mook, did you say your old cell mate from the slammer was getting released this month? I hear you two were quite the couple.
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I remember hearing that he doesn't mix it up that much. But after a 13 year drought of me not seeing him, it should be fairly fresh.
    Love is what really matters, Mook.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey mooks, i heard your dingle mcdangle is sooo small that you have to announce your insertion status when with a woman/man/microwaved bag of kidney... also why did you cut off those thumbs?

    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm in again. Still need to lose 12lbs.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey rygar, i was thinking of taking your lady back to Fuckula, eating a 14oz steak from her baby cavern, giving her a humping or 9 and then finishing the evening off with a McFistatron Special... thoughts??
    Rygar wrote:
    hahahahahaha, good ideas, good ideas! (I'm taking notes)

    and so you should ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5112225&postcount=15
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    hey rygar, i was thinking of taking your lady back to Fuckula, eating a 14oz steak from her baby cavern, giving her a humping or 9 and then finishing the evening off with a McFistatron Special... thoughts??



    and so you should ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5112225&postcount=15
    hahaha, nice touch on the mcfistatron!
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Hey Dunk, did you say you cried when you got to meet Paul Reubens?
    dunkman wrote:
    being a lovesick puppy does that to you...

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5156623&postcount=41
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey poncier, i read somewhere you got a tattoo a few years back and all you got done was a W on each bum cheek... what does it actually spell?

    Poncier wrote:
    Wow. Just wow.


    ahhh right ;)



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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ooppsss
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Rygar,

    I must admit that I really regret organizing your bachelor party. With that being said I have the following things lined up:

    Three cases of Vaseline
    Donkey Rental for 6 Hours
    The Village People perfoming an erotic striptease.
    Three pounds of baby back ribs.
    The Ashes of John Holmes on loan for two hours.
    And your Great Gramma Iris.

    Is that everything, or do you need something else?
    Rygar wrote:
    That oughta do it.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5106127

    Thank God! Please don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way in hell that I will be attending!
    Rygar wrote:
    Well you have to get something out of it, right?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5099888

    Believe me, the emotional scarring that I have received is more than enough to prevent me from ever offering up my help again!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hey Rygar,

    I must admit that I really regret organizing your bachelor party. With that being said I have the following things lined up:

    Three cases of Vaseline
    Donkey Rental for 6 Hours
    The Village People perfoming an erotic striptease.
    Three pounds of baby back ribs.
    The Ashes of John Holmes on loan for two hours.
    And your Great Gramma Iris.

    Is that everything, or do you need something else?



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    Thank God! Please don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way in hell that I will be attending!



    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5099888

    Believe me, the emotional scarring that I have received is more than enough to prevent me from ever offering up my help again!

    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    failedpersephone wrote:
    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:
    Six hours seems a bit excessive :p
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Yeah, I don't think any witty remark is required for this one...
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Growing up I asked for a donkey cock from Santa. That bastard must be hard of hearing or something as he gave me this instead: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara...donkeykong.jpg

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5153390&postcount=12
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    goddammit! I need an invite!!!
    :mad:

    I went over the guest list, and apparently you only have some of the right parts to attend, not all. You did get bonus points for your backsac!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar,

    What were you saying about not being able to go to the movies due to the fact that there is a 100% chance you will be arrested for indecent exposure? This happens at any movie?
    Rygar wrote:
    I was specifically referring to anything with Nicolas Cage in it.



    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5143807
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    I heard you were jealous that women have an excuse to shave their legs and stand in front of the mirror all day, Mook. That true?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Men do most of those things too. Not a day goes by that I don't regret getting my implants.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5151302&postcount=80
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    It seems Dunk invited you over to Count Fuckula for the Super Bowl.
    mookie999 wrote:
    Sweet! I'm getting some action and I didn't even plan on it! This truly will be a "Super Sunday" regardless of the outcome of the game!
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5150457&postcount=102
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey MCKB, me, you, 2 tubs of goose fat, a glove made from pine needles and The Lovers Guide DVD part 3 (you know the one with the noise lessons on it?).. so what do you think?
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh yeah? This is going to be interesting!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    dunkman wrote:
    psssst... totally wrong thread amigo :D:D:D
    I had a quick browse, you see I was desperate to relinquish me nugget or it would be lost. As it was, hadn't a fuckin clue what yous are chatting about but thought : fuck it, these lot might be just passing out random thoughts (or words,whatever) so it just came out.

    If this keeps up I'll be going out in these small hours with a bloody spray can!!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey eyed... didnt you used to dress up as Wonderwoman and go out at night trying to lick a sleeping bear's anus?

    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hell, I still do that when I'm out in the mountains... but only when I know there's nobody around to see me.


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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Steve, go fuck your mother and then we'll discuss the weather in Alabama.
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    i love monday morning incestual chatter! :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    hey eyed... didnt you used to dress up as Wonderwoman and go out at night trying to lick a sleeping bear's anus?





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    Used to? Bears today won't respect your dominance as the alpha male of the forest unless you can pull off that maneuver... Yeah, it's weird for a bear to be put in their place by a man dressed like a woman, but for the last 10 years or so, bears have been into all sorts of freaky S&M and role playing type of shit. I blame the internet.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Dunk - do you still keep the mute sex slave in your castle?

    dunkman wrote:
    what did he say?





    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5854029&postcount=26
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I forget how to do this. :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    I know its been a couple of decades, but its easy Trix, just lay down and open your legs a little

    TrixieCat wrote:
    I forget how to do this. :(


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    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    I know its been a couple of decades, but its easy Trix, just lay down and open your legs a little





    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5856866&postcount=476


    genius :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Poncier, I hear that your wife said something the other day about finding a new "pool guy". How is that going??
    Poncier wrote:
    Translation: "I'm looking for a rich guy with a very small johnson who's a super quick finisher."

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5847465&postcount=34


    ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Dunkman, What did you call that large woman who kept threatening to use her massive breasts to "nurse you back to health" after she found you in that "delicate" position from being repeatedly abused by those sheep?
    dunkman wrote:
    genius :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunc, tell us...what do you do to get your wife turned on?
    dunkman wrote:
    I once tried on 7 pairs of shorts at the same time in an attempt to look like Jeff.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/member.php?u=12876
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