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NYPJ1, when you're touring the prisons looking for willing inmates to have a conjugal with, how do you approach them?NY PJ1 wrote:personally i say how wouldu like to go for a ride on the love train,,but thats just me
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720704&postcount=171"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
So Mer, what do you want to do tonight - have a crazy threesome with cory and trixie broadcast on a live streaming webcast on the message pit or go to the hockey game with me tonight? I got free tickets!
AmentsChick wrote:Sex. I am NOT a fan of hockey.
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Solat13 wrote:So Mer, what do you want to do tonight - have a crazy threesome with cory and trixie broadcast on a live streaming webcast on the message pit or go to the hockey game with me tonight? I got free tickets!
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720821&postcount=2
Nice. But, I think I'll have to decline all offers.
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
cory wrote:I don't know what you're spawning, but my children are beautiful.
Edit: I forgot my
Well, I haven't spawned anything...yet. But, yes, you have really beautiful kids!!
P.S. How's the new baby?? No acne, I take it?This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
Me thinks thou protest too much...AmentsChick wrote:Nice. But, I think I'll have to decline all offers.Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
TrixieCat wrote:Me thinks thou protest too much...
You forgot the "dost"This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
There Once Was A Man From New York
Who Spent His Life Eating Nothing But Pork
He said with a Grin
Whilst wiping Bacon Grease off his chin
Why do I have these sexual fantasies about O'rk?AmentsChick wrote:WOW!! Did you write that yourself? That's really good!! You're so poetic!!
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720329&postcount=16"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Mookie9999,
Someone told me you like lovers with a slow touch, big ego and a soft leather saddle....
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4630402&postcount=159mookie9999 wrote:Well that describes half of my list, and proves my point.
Proves your point that men are superior lovers for you?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4628819&postcount=58mookie9999 wrote:That sounds like Cory's sex life! Rim Shot Please.Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
I hear the Irish make the best lovers. Nic, what you do think about that theory??nfanel wrote:i wish i was irish.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4720813#post4720813This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
Trixie, what is this I hear about you having sexual relations with Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote?TrixieCat wrote:That's my girl.
But even if it is casual sex, there is nothing wrong with having a little crush on the person too.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4698065&postcount=13AmentsChick wrote:I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720051&postcount=101
You're not the only one AC."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Hi Mookie9999,
Remind me again about your daily workout regime and how exactly Cory figures into it???mookie9999 wrote:Combination of friction and heavy sweating.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4191004&postcount=15Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
mer, do you think he is the sexiest man alive?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4721083&postcount=58AmentsChick wrote:I think we all do.0 -
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"0 -
lol. the post stands alone.drivingrl wrote: 0 -
What do you say every time you catch your parents having sex?drivingrl wrote:So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me0 -
Lou, what did you say to Trixie when she walked in on you, Cory, and Cutback performing a train on her husband?bostonlou wrote:not our fault you can't control your husband
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4683198&postcount=150"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Mookie9999,
I heard you gave up sex recently so you could spend more time here on the message board.mookie9999 wrote:There is no way that huffing a jar of VIcks will be anywhere near as entertaining as this. Unless you chase the huffing with a bottle of Triaminic.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4642973&postcount=5Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away0 -
Trixie, are you going to your family reunion next year?TrixieCat wrote:ew, ew, ew.....that place makes me crazy.
First of all, I don't like it because of the name...I won't go into it....
And all that fried food and overweight people...dirty kids running around...ick
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706929&postcount=8"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Has anyone else seen Dunkmans parents banging on tv?NY PJ1 wrote:i see them televised on channel 7 ny at 11pm est
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723060&postcount=36"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Has anyone else seen Dunkmans parents banging on tv?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723060&postcount=36
nice i love it
quite entertaining ,, they're abit "behind the times" though0
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