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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    cutback wrote:
    what do you think of barry manilow's song "mandy"?




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4717914&postcount=2


    Damn....that post hadn't even had time get settled in. You guys are on to me:) I don't mean that in a sissy way. Anyway, lick my balls.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    collin what did mookie9999 say after taking your class "How to pick up elderly, incontinent male transsexuals"?
    Collin wrote:
    You sound like a wonderful teacher. A dedicated and interesting teacher motives his or her students and it sounds like you did exactly that.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4503320&postcount=203
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    what's your opinion of "evenflow"?
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    that song sux monkey balls......

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4717970&postcount=6
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    Hey-- you won't answer your cell & your voicemail is full, so i'm leaving this message where i know you will read it. Dude, the veterinarian's office called and said that Sparky has syphilis. But the weird part is: they also told me to tell YOU that you need to go see YOUR doctor right away. Why would your vet's office tell YOU to go see a doctor? Weird. Oh well, talk to you later. Peace.
    voodoopug wrote:
    This is humiliating to be posting this on the board when it should have been handled in a private message.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=252163
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    what's your opinion of "evenflow"?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4717970&postcount=6


    that was incredibly disgusting. :(
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    SENROCK! wrote:
    that was incredibly disgusting. :(



    yes it was, sorry....:o.....but speedy was being mean about the new ed song and i didn't like it....;) :p:D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey cutback, would you rather smother your face in donkey afterbirth or lick Cory's ballsack?
    cutback wrote:
    both....i can multitask....;) :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
    TPBM does not celebrate National Stick As Many Marbles As You Can In Your Can Day every May 8th.
    AllIAm wrote:
    false its the only holiday i celebrate and we do it up!!

    TPBM has a birthday coming up soon!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=220126&page=11
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Cory, I heard a rumor that you were giving up on fucking male midget porn stars with syphllis. Were you serious or was it just a joke?

    cory wrote:
    Hahaha...more to follow bro;) This post will be used against me in the future, dammit:mad:

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708354&postcount=76
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Word on the street is that there will be a beastiality convention this weekend in Santa Monica. Michael Vick will MC the event.
    cutback wrote:
    bitchin'!!!! lookin' forward to santa monica....:)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4718493&postcount=4700
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Trixie, how's the love life going with your husband?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    PLease, please don't hate me, but that guy just does zero for me...:o

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720095&postcount=107
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Hey mook, why is your butthole giving you problems?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I heard it was from riding a tractor.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4661666&postcount=1482

    Don't lie to us dude....we know you've been banging the large colored gentleman in the dolphin pic.
    mookie9999 wrote:
    He was one of the actors in my horse flick!


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4626242&postcount=61
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Cory—what was that you typed to the 12 year old boy in the chat room that got you busted on To Catch a Predator?
    cory wrote:
    If you insist, here's a pic of me and my balls....


    Myballs.jpg
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Lizard wrote:
    Cory—what was that you typed to the 12 year old boy in the chat room that got you busted on To Catch a Predator?


    Ohhhh SNAP!!<
    By the way, I am not responsible for the future violation of this post for the purposes of portraying me in a false negative way especially from anyone who has posted previously in this thread.

    DISCLAIMER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    how big are the warts on cory's ass?
    nfanel wrote:
    they are gigantic.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720137&postcount=4
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    Cosmo, what's the best thing of Bangkok?
    Cosmo wrote:
    I love happy endings.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720294&postcount=47
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    cutback wrote:
    how big are the warts on cory's ass?



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4720137&postcount=4
    i knew that post would be making it into this thread. the possibilities were endless. :D
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    For the record, my ass cheeks are as smooth as the face of a 4 day old baby...aside from the part that has shoeprints on it from this thread.

    Heart,

    Babyface Ass
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cory wrote:
    For the record, my ass cheeks are as smooth as the face of a 4 day old baby

    Don't alot of newborns have acne??? :D:p
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Don't alot of newborns have acne??? :D:p

    I don't know what you're spawning, but my children are beautiful.

    Edit: I forgot my ;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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