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  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey stevie!! i hear you're one kinky fucker... shoving cereal and stuffed animals up your ass while singing or dancing... that's some crazy shit

    what's your favorite combination?



    Steve Dunne wrote:
    I still love cocoa pebbles, scooby doo, and the singing the song 'emotional rescue'.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4742646&postcount=81
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    hey steve... the kids keep bugging me to ask you... saying that your chick has a dick... but i tell them no

    anyway... how hung is your girlfriend?


    Steve Dunne wrote:
    She's 3.5 and good at it. :D

    Anyway, I can see where you would be loyal to the kids, and I don't know anything else about you so I'll stop there.
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4740315&postcount=9
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Lou, is it true you've been missing your young alter boy 'friends'?
    bostonlou wrote:
    yes that's it!!

    next friday i expect a delivery and i can't wait

    it's been so lonely without them

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4873880&postcount=3
    I love to turn you on
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    so what was it like being banned cory??

    did you make any new friends? i hear that they make you line up behind scott stapp and perform penance? what did he have to say?


    cory wrote:
    "Hey baby. Did you feel that pinch? That was me ripping your dick off with my butt cheeks."

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4893115&postcount=56
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Lou, what did you say to the housekeeper when she came in yesterday morning?

    bostonlou wrote:
    "Top of the mornin to ya... I'd like to smash you in the fanny"

    ;)


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4888164&postcount=5
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Lou. Finish this sentence:

    It drives me wild to the point that I cannot control myself when a woman....

    bostonlou wrote:
    smells like cabbage


    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4922808


    Not exactly what I expected. But to each his own, right?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So pjtaper. How does one gain access to your weekend private parties?

    pjtaper wrote:
    as long as you are male, and willing to wear a backwards Red Sox hat, you'll fit right in!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4920372


    Only males? No thanks.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Lou! The hottest 100 females in America are converging in Boston this weekend to serve some lucky guys buffalo wings dipped in a sauce of your choice. So are you a ranch or bleu cheese guy?

    bostonlou wrote:
    i'd prefer cum


    thanks

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4938989

    Don't.think.that's.an.option.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    where will you be while i'm eating wings and ladies cum??




    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'll be off in the corner crying followed by a marathon "man feeling himself" session. You win again ladies. You always do. :rolleyes:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4938957&postcount=27


    i don't know why you group me in with the girls... but yes... we own you
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Hey mookie, what did you say to your girlfriend when she farted in church the other day?
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You must be an embarrassment at open houses! ;)
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4998988&postcount=60
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



    *returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    cory wrote:
    Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



    *returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*


    i was waiting for that lol
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



    *returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*

    :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    cory wrote:
    Hey bostonlou, what did you say when.......ohhhh, wait, nevermind.



    *returns to couch to watch reruns of Drake and Josh weeping*


    CRicket's ...........
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    ^

    Hey NYPJ1, what is it you put in your pants when you want to have a good time?
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    CRicket's ...........
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :):)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Poncier wrote:
    ^

    Hey NYPJ1, what is it you put in your pants when you want to have a good time?




    FINGERS....
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    Hey Linda, could you wish a Poncier a happy birthday for me, please?
    Linda wrote:
    Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :):)

    Thanks ;)
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


    naděje umírá poslední
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    Linda wrote:
    Poncier, happy birthday!!!!! :):)
    Thanks, though you're a few hours early in my time zone.

    Happy Birthday to you Linda.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Poncier wrote:
    Thanks, though you're a few hours early in my time zone.

    Happy Birthday to you Linda.
    OHHHH it's your birthday????


    hooray
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    failedpersephone wrote:
    OHHHH it's your birthday????


    hooray
    Tomorrow actually.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Poncier wrote:
    Tomorrow actually.
    if you want to be so snippy about it then here is your gift early
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    failedpersephone wrote:
    if you want to be so snippy about it then here is your gift early
    You look better in that pic than in the previous one...so pretty in pink.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    hahahahaaa Poncie you scamp!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Trix. You seem like the adventurous type. What would it take for you to run across Fenway Park during a Sox game wearing your birthday suit?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    A stack of airplane tickets.
    Oh and some truffles. :o



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4989924&postcount=9


    Gotta have those truffles, eh?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Mooks, i heard that there is a book out there that contains photos of Slash's anal prolapse problems...
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That book would look awesome next to a copy of Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey FP.. want me to fly over to Cali, lift the kilt and you can rename the big man for me? afterwards we could do bad things using my fingers? or do you have another digit preference?
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I wish you would, Dunkles...

    Dunkles McDanglie.

    Dunkles McDanglie-McGimpy

    :D

    I like thumbs. :D


    thumbs it is then.. no love for the fingers

    and we'll work on the name ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Steve, can i ask when were you last man-humped, how long did it last and i heard it was Michael J Fox who did it to you... what did you say to him when he entered?
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    tuesday...3 days...the shakes are setting in.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    Fans of Kind Hearts And Coronets will recall how Louis Mazzini describes his murder of the hot air balloonist Lady Agatha D'Ascoyne: "I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square."

    reminds me of Tottenham Hotspur FC strangely enough......
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    elmer wrote:
    Fans of Kind Hearts And Coronets will recall how Louis Mazzini describes his murder of the hot air balloonist Lady Agatha D'Ascoyne: "I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square."

    reminds me of Tottenham Hotspur FC strangely enough......


    psssst... totally wrong thread amigo :D:D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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