Hopefully you have nothing to put in anywhere is all I'm saying. And yes I'm sure this will be used in this thread shortly.
Mookie... please let me have a conversation with your wife. I will tell her to show you all of the things we have to put different places.
You have heard of fingers and a tounge before, yes?
(please dont' ban me..)
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I hear that you are doing shots of something you call a "NYPJ1 Kamikaze" which consists of cat fur, liquified Nacho Cheese Doritos, and duck semen.
What exactly does this concoction do for you?
I hear that you are doing shots of something you call a "NYPJ1 Kamikaza" which consists of cat fur, liquified Nacho Cheese Doritos, and duck semen.
What exactly does this concoction do for you?
Let's just say that he has no idea what I have and after this load of crap, he will never find out. lol
I need a little more than someone that skulks around the frozen foods dept.
At least I skulk around the lawnmower dept at Lowe's...around lunchtime...yummy
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Mookie... please let me have a conversation with your wife. I will tell her to show you all of the things we have to put different places.
You have heard of fingers and a tounge before, yes?
(please dont' ban me..)
*Blushes* I have no idea of whatever you're talking about. I'm a wholesome Catholic Boy. Maybe some church wouldn't hurt you.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Let's just say that he has no idea what I have and after this load of crap, he will never find out. lol
I need a little more than someone that skulks around the frozen foods dept.
At least I skulk around the lawnmower dept at Lowe's...around lunchtime...yummy
i've given up hoping for larger sizes.....losing sales if you ask me.....:)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Cutback, I talked to that 70 year old she-male you were interested in, he/she said he/she'd only date you if you grow a handlebar moustache and start wearing those leather crotchless pants, you'd also have to take him/her to Elton John shows and you'd have to striptease for him on a George Michael song. He also said something about whipped cream and giant dildos.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
so, you see an american indian with a hatchet in his hand and he looks pretty angry, but, it's your average thursday and you're horny again, so you pull down your pants and bend over.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
Ok-- here's the rules: you can submit only one sentence. Don't use all caps, because that means you are gay. Also, please refrain from using numbers in place of words, as that also means you are gay. Spelling a word incorrectly means that you are extra-gay, and forgetting to end your sentence with the correct punctuation means that you are extra-extra-gay. Good luck!
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
What do you have to put in the first place?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Hopefully you have nothing to put in anywhere is all I'm saying. And yes I'm sure this will be used in this thread shortly.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
o she has something lol
You have heard of fingers and a tounge before, yes?
(please dont' ban me..)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
What exactly does this concoction do for you?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4723676&postcount=9
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
yea me
minus the duck stuff ,, i might try it
I need a little more than someone that skulks around the frozen foods dept.
At least I skulk around the lawnmower dept at Lowe's...around lunchtime...yummy
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i dont dig on swine,,,its a filthy animal ,, although i might dabble here and there
*Blushes* I have no idea of whatever you're talking about. I'm a wholesome Catholic Boy. Maybe some church wouldn't hurt you.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
ummmmmmmmmm sure
whats a lawnmower dept?? country life?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4724080&postcount=31
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4724492&postcount=42
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725764&postcount=19
naděje umírá poslední
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725797&postcount=17
Wow, that's really mean! Have you done this before?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725837&postcount=19
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4725144&postcount=48
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4729246&postcount=2453
naděje umírá poslední
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=255548
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=251931
--Bill Hicks
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4693514&postcount=403
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=255609
--Bill Hicks
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4460652&postcount=9
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4740064&postcount=12
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"