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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    seems crazy to think that the Vietnamese spin f@#$ chair will hold bostonlou and trixiecat
    Collin wrote:
    I guess that's where faith comes in.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4704302&postcount=58
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Cutback, you are like the little boy in school that picks on us girls because you secretly like us, right?
    cutback wrote:
    i love pj girls.....you're good people....:D:D


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4698165&postcount=24
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • DELETED
    DELETED Posts: 421
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  • emily18
    emily18 Posts: 489
    i LOVE this thread.

    :)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Cutback, i heard you were a dyslexic retard with a gay fascination for famous bass players?

    cutback wrote:
    CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?!!?! :o:D:D



    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4704498&postcount=165
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Byrnzie, i've just glued a parrot to my face and you are one of the greatest people on this message board
    Byrnzie wrote:
    This is up there with some of the most ridiculous things I've ever read on this message board.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey Trixie, i'm 6" 2' and have the hottest scottish accent.. my bum cheeks are so tight that i can crush small countries between them and my willy is so thick and massive that i let the US air force practice landing their jets on it... i can also go 8 times in a row ;)
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I just have to say that this is EXACTLY how I pictured you.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hey Dunkman! What is it your boyfriend yells right before he orgasms all over your face?
    dunkman wrote:
    Evacuation

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4677986&postcount=104
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    dunkman, what do you tell your hairy 6'5" boyfriend as he rolls off of you to go get ready for work each morning?
    dunkman wrote:
    have a great day sweetie pie :):)


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4715102&postcount=11
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    so for the 49th time, you basically insert your penis into a woman's vagina and thats pretty much it, you got it yet?

    mookie9999 wrote:
    If only it was that simple.


    its that simple you should be jailed for being retarded, and in jail you'll receive a 'chocolate bar'... and i'll better explain that one for you i suppose, basically a big black man will insert his penis into your bumhole... got it?

    mookie9999 wrote:
    What is a double chocolate bar??? Sounds great!


    you'll find out :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey J.Lo, i was wondering how you coped when you had to have sex with BostonLou and his 1inch cock thats covered in mold and warts?

    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    This is such an overwhelming thought...and then, something just clicks and you can do it. Instinct kicks in, I suppose. And your adoration for the little lump picks up any slack left by pure instinct, and you just figure it all out. :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Hey Emily, I just read about a guy who says wacking off horses and other animals and rubbing their semen all over his body gives a calming effect.
    emily18 wrote:
    hahaha oh yes, that relaxes me too. ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4693236&postcount=49
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    http://www.vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2006/04/3B9E944C/Keeley-Hazell.jpg
    emily18 wrote:
    those are awesome!!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4692312&postcount=15
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Do you smoke pot?
    emily18 wrote:
    my friend once bought me a hat that looked like a crab in maine . it was amazing.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4662385&postcount=2

    Ok...
    emily18 wrote:
    both our names start with an E

    :eek::p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4543847&postcount=22

    I need to get me some of that stuff you're smoking.
    emily18 wrote:
    thats such an awesome idea!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4432761&postcount=22

    Sure is...
    emily18 wrote:
    damn, i could really go for some cheese and crackers now!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4415257&postcount=17

    Munchies, eh?
    emily18 wrote:
    hahaha i just laughed ridiculously hard for some reason...

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4349388&postcount=8

    You must be so baked...
    emily18 wrote:
    ding ding ding! we have a winner!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4693082&postcount=19
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Did anyone on here hear about that sick fuck over in Scotland who fucked a rattlesnake by choking it with a coat hanger and drugging it with some vicodin whilst sticking his 2inch penis in it's shithole?


    dunkman wrote:
    i used to do that with pythons... actually it was 2 worms... and i would draw zig-zags onto their backs in felt-tip

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706970&postcount=24
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Did you know that gnomes live in Norway and that they're all over the place?
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    a friend of mine who lived there said she had to check her socks every morning before putting them on :eek: I couldn't cope with that.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4716551&postcount=44
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    dunkman wrote:
    Hey J.Lo, i was wondering how you coped when you had to have sex with BostonLou and his 1inch cock thats covered in mold and warts?

    Crap!!!!!!!!!! :D:D am CHOKING on my coffee here at work!!!

    i can't play anymore....I don't have such a filthy dirty mind as all of you ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Mr. Lizard,

    We just wanted to write you and let you know that your insurance will cover your penile implant surgery. Unfortunately, you will only be covered for the 3 inch extension, which although is not the 18 inches you had requested, it still will triple your current size. Please call our receptionist to set up your appointment.

    Sincerely,

    Dr. Vinny Boombatz

    Lizard wrote:
    Awesome.

    That's wonderful news!

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4634903&postcount=96
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Larry Zisstans
    Larry Zisstans Posts: 167
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    hippiemom wrote:
    How in the hell did this turn into a 9/11 thread? :/

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=255037
    The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
    --Bill Hicks
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So Trixie, did you ever convince your husband to have that "get together" with NYPJ1, metsy, Lou, Cory, and a vat of recycled lard?
    TrixieCat wrote:
    i keep trying but no dice...lol

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4687522&postcount=839
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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