So Lou, how did you manage to get the all boys choir to send you naked photos of themselves to you? Do you have an excerpt from one of your chat sessions?
You're telling me that if I sell 3 Klausen DC posters by Saturday for $20 a piece you will renact every oral sex scene from the HBO show Oz on actual prisoners at the Suffolk County jail?
so how was your date last week with that guy? i know your last date was like a field mouse and you couldn't feel much although you still admitted to liking it.
Damn!!!! You waste all your time and they taste poopy!!! I guess I should have used "good" cocoa as the recipe called for but they only had Hershey's in the store and now they tast icky. What a waste of an hour and a half!!
What's the one thing that would make Boston Lou drop everything he's doing leave his front row spot at a PJ show, walk away from third baseline seats at Fenway for Game 7 of the World Series, and be content with the rest of his life?
Two turkey & turkey ham sandwiches with Frito chips liberally placed between the pieces of bread............provides a crunch to the sandwich. I can't eat raw vegetables.
salami and cheese sandwich with mustard on multi-grain bread
little box of golden raisins
oatmeal granola bar
apple turnover yogurt
granny smith apple
ice cream
When I was in college, still in the dorms, my birthday came around. I come home from class to find this beautifully wrapped present sitting on my bed.
I ever so gently untied the bow and slipped the box out of the pretty paper. I opened the cover, pushed aside the tissue paper and found...
a HUGE double ended dildo. There was some sort of cryptic card in there too.
The guilty party didn't fess up until about 3 mos later. lol
And they also fessed up that the reason it was double ended and not single, was because they were hoping my roommate and I would get it on one night. lol
Hey Lou, I hear there's a picture floating around online of a naked George the Animal Steele. What do you think of the pic and how do you feel about a really hairy man???
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
I grab the balls with my left hand while I'm shooting. I lean forward and just throw it right in, if I touch even the rim it throws off any chance of breaking 90. I just get in an insane rhythm of throwing it up just as the balls come back down and if I hit backboard or rim it throws it all off.
I do alot better with a little buzz going, it helps my focus. hahaha
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I see. I hear that you had the ultimate pick-up line when you finally met up with the boys. Care to share it?
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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dude i can't tell you how hard i laughed at that hahahah
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That was too easy!!
I do love my Chargers...but not THAT much.
i hear you hooked up with some fat drag queen guy who you thought was a pregnant lactating chick
now that you know it wasn't milk that he squirted on your face...
how do you feel?
You're telling me that if I sell 3 Klausen DC posters by Saturday for $20 a piece you will renact every oral sex scene from the HBO show Oz on actual prisoners at the Suffolk County jail?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
so how was your date last week with that guy? i know your last date was like a field mouse and you couldn't feel much although you still admitted to liking it.
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[size=-5](no playing defense!!)[/size]
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
did you get that picture of my testes?
what do you think of during sex with the guys down at the Y??
but they smell like shit after working out ... why do you get them before the shower? doesn't it stink?
the word is actually YOUR but I guess you're all worked up and not speaking good english
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Ding Ding Ding!!! We Have A Winner.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
all from
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Nice
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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This is the picture in question, but Lou has the full length shot:
http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Speciali/Linkwrestler/george-large.jpg
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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--Bill Hicks
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WOW, everyone is in a shitty mood today that it's not even fun making you people mad.....bummer
:(
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me