Fun with Quotes

bostonlou

in_hiding79 wrote:

WOW, everyone is in a shitty mood today that it's not even fun making you people mad.....bummer


:(

huh?

bostonlou

hey bozo bush... what's with dying your hair burgundy like a clown???

TrixieCat wrote:

You are so cute....it was a red. It was their cabernet.

mookie9999

Hey Lou, what was the thing that suprised you most about your last bukkake session with the 600lb midget?

bostonlou wrote:

surprised his little stubby fingers can pick up such a big cup

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bostonlou

hey trixie... my wife wants to get kinky with some fruit... what do you suggest??

TrixieCat wrote:

Peaches are still in season.
Have the wife invite me over for dinner and I will bring some pie.

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bostonlou

hey mookie... i'm got with your girl again last night... i bet her $400 that she would be walking funny today... and don't you know that I won!!!

mookie9999 wrote:

You gotta let me know the next time this goes down! Do you allow outside spectators or is this an inside job?

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bostonlou

hey mook... couple of the boys I work with want in on some backdoor action with you... maybe a little DP... what do you think??

mookie9999 wrote:

I'm like Jello. There's always room!

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mookie9999

Hey Lou, when you used to get kinky with your cat what object would you use on both the cat and yourself?

bostonlou wrote:

i used to bring my cat in a stick from the outside

we would play with for quite a while

so even free gifts work!

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bostonlou

mookie... someone on here sent me a PM but I think it was intended for you... it seems like a link to a training manual for NAMBLA? I just forwarded it over

mookie9999 wrote:

Awesome! THanks! let me see if my office computer will allow me to download the necessary sopcast. Thanks again!

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mookie9999

Lou, If you could ask God just one question, what would it be?

bostonlou wrote:

ever dipped a tit in the chowdah?

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bostonlou

and what would you ask God when you got to heaven?

mookie9999 wrote:

Anyone into midget gangbangs?

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mookie9999

Trixie,

Would you have any objection to NYPJ1 making a late night visit, dropping $5 on the nightstand, and leaving without saying goodbye?

TrixieCat wrote:

That's what most men do.

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TrixieCat

wow....you guys must have been celebrating 'let's be mean to trixie day'

bostonlou

TrixieCat wrote:

wow....you guys must have been celebrating 'let's be mean to trixie day'

i really would like to outlaw people from saying

"What is it... lets be mean to XXXXX day??"

just give it back to the person giving it to you


"poor me" seems to be popping up a lot lately

no one is focusing on anyone... we're trying to have some fun... sometimes it's trixie... sometimes it's metsy... sometimes it's cory

most of the time it's me... but you don't see me breaking out the tissues and asking mookie why he hates me so much

i just throw a joke back at him...

d2d and I bicker constantly... and i think i dreamt of her spread eagle last night it's all good


anyway... to stay on topic


hey Kat... I noticed that you put the guys in the bands birthday on the calendar

but not mine?

I think this should be fixed

Kat wrote:

Sorry about that...they have now been entered into the calendar...and thank you for your help.

Love,
Kat

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dunkman

Hey Lou, Albert Einstein phoned me up and said he saved some of his population paste for you back in 1953... its due to land in your face in 5...4...3....2

and how much did he pay you to take the money shot

bostonlou wrote:

wow.. a blast from the past

still in negotiations

mookie9999

Trixie,

Have you ever seen Lou and Cory strip naked, rub peanut butter all over each other while balancing plates on their heads and tying a two sided noose to each of their sacks?

TrixieCat wrote:

I have seen that before! Amazing. I love when people elevate such a simple art form to that level.

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mookie9999

Dunkman,

Did you really walk in on your mom spread eagle on her bed? If so, what exactly did you see?

dunkman wrote:

i did...

vulva

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bostonlou

I met this really dumb chick the other day... she was beyond dumb... her brother was an idiot too ... i mean the whole family was a few fries short of a happy meal

they all reminded me of someone on here....

dunkman wrote:

she's from Scotland... leave her alone or I'll haunt you for evermore

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bostonlou

hey dunkman... i hear it was your ladies birthday yesterday

did you do anything special? a nice dinner? maybe a play? the opera?

what did you do?

dunkman wrote:

punch her in the fudd

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bostonlou

I hear Creed is reuniting for one show. And anyone who flies in from overseas will be entered in a drawing.

Winner gets to go down on Stapp in his tour bus!!!

mookie9999 wrote:

Now that would actually get me on a plane to fly over a fucking ocean!

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mookie9999

In this months gay lifestyle poll 87% of men preferred a partner with a hoop through their member for maximum satisfaction vs. no object whatsoever. Lou, what's your preference?

bostonlou wrote:

hoop is my favorite also

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mookie9999

So Lou, I understand that you gave into your desires to finally have fun with someone of a different race. I know you did your best to be discreet about it but I hear that a picture exists. Any truth to that?

bostonlou wrote:

http://bostonlou.com/images/punta%2030.jpg

Lou, that's just sad. But I hear that "once you go brown, you get the hell out of town" and that before long you were back with your male orgy crew prepping to star in you soon to be release as of yet untitled feature length blowjob extravaganza. Any pics of "Your Crew"?

bostonlou wrote:

http://bostonlou.com/images/406%20guys.bmp

That's more like it Lou.

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mookie9999

Lou, if you could have what part of the female body to taste like strawberries and cream, which would it be?

bostonlou wrote:

foreskin

OK, my bad. I should have asked which part of the human body. Say no more.


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TrixieCat

Lou, what was the first thing you said to your wife on your wedding night?

quote=bostonlou]please tell me you're a chick

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Poncier

Lou, what were you doing for fifteen minutes in the Summer's Eve aisle at Target today?

bostonlou wrote:

hahaha

i love sniffing chicks products!

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TrixieCat

Steve, what would you do if you pleasured the wife so much that she had multiples???

Steve Dunne wrote:

i might have to start a whalers thread and high five myself.

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Steve Dunne

Tracey - anything interesting happen during your last drug overdose???

TrixieCat wrote:

I had a sexy nurse when I was in the hospital..of course I had morphine running through me....

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TrixieCat

Steve, did I tell you that Lou is not a girl? Maybe you should stop sending him naked pictures of yourself...

Steve Dunne wrote:

holy crap you are a guy! i've never seen a pic of you before, so i was expecting, well, hell i don't know what i was expecting. good pics lou. the .406 Club is awesome spot, eh?

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dunkman

Trixie, i read the other day you call your anus "WAY" and i thought that was kinda sweet and cute... so what you doing tonight?

TrixieCat wrote:

Thumbing My Way

fair enough, but Vedd Hedd told me that maybe thats a bit unhygienic... not really something you should do indoors... just thought i'd say.

TrixieCat wrote:

Good advice!
Who cares how unhealthy it is!
Do it outside.
But yeah...what vedd head said...

TrixieCat

Hi Dunkie,
Tell us, what would you do if some American girl tried to go up against you in an argument about, oh, I don't know, leaving a tip for a take-out order?

dunkman wrote:

i'd just punch her in the fudd.... this is my new thing

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Steve Dunne

Hey Trix - speaking of pics, I'm sure you sent Lene that pic of you being mastered by that dominatrix since she invited you to Denmark...

TrixieCat wrote:

I told you I didn't share that with anyone.
Deep Dick...lol
I love DeepDK.
No, really. SO beautiful so sweet.

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