Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.
Are there assfull chaps??
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
you (points at you), yeah you (points at you again), bring me that beer (points at beer) over here (points at here)
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.
Are there assfull chaps??
Hey there lady, either you're with us, or you're against us!
starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
you come to chicago.....you can spend the day with me in my office.
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Have Faith in Your Friends Sir!
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.
This guy had Faith in his friends, ended a fuckin Empire and shit Yo
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.[/quote]
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I'll supervise.
"Let's check Idaho."
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
We would drink em dry!
you (points at you), yeah you (points at you again), bring me that beer (points at beer) over here (points at here)
Hey there lady, either you're with us, or you're against us!
(that would just be pants I guess)
THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!
drinks on you tonight.
Yup!
okay!
:think:
with anyone we know?
Well i'll be there
flying solo again?
Na, the wife's gotta fall asleep at some point, that's when i make my move :ugeek:
turkey and wine
then pork, right?
You really are some kind of an evil genius! I'm glad i know ya
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
it's a daily battle to contain it.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
you come to chicago.....you can spend the day with me in my office.
i may be a poor example