Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    RKCNDY wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    :lol: This is how movies like Office Space must've got started. Weird motherfuckers need jobs too!

    yes, I do need a job.

    :lol: we all do! :P
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    :lol: This is how movies like Office Space must've got started. Weird motherfuckers need jobs too!

    yes, I do need a job.

    :lol: we all do! :P

    yes, but apparently this weird motherfucker can't find one! :x
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Just poop on their desk
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    please keep your shoes on
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    please keep your shoes on


    Just took em off
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    BinauralJam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    please keep your shoes on


    Just took em off

    and that's why it smells like Fritos
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    please keep your shoes on


    Just took em off

    and that's why it smells like Fritos

    Feels Good :P
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Learn to suppress your rage at pointless meetings by drinking by reminding yourself how much you enjoy life not behind bars.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kw18 wrote:
    Learn to suppress your rage at pointless meetings by drinking by reminding yourself how much you enjoy life not behind bars.

    Just find your happy place, and nod when someone makes eye contact.
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dissidentman wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Learn to suppress your rage at pointless meetings by drinking by reminding yourself how much you enjoy life not behind bars.

    Just find your happy place, and nod when someone makes eye contact.

    I wish it was that simple, but they're always asking me stupid questions! Maybe I should just start responding with "I'll look into that" ... :think:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kw18 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Learn to suppress your rage at pointless meetings by drinking by reminding yourself how much you enjoy life not behind bars.

    Just find your happy place, and nod when someone makes eye contact.

    I wish it was that simple, but they're always asking me stupid questions! Maybe I should just start responding with "I'll look into that" ... :think:

    That's a great one...
    Or, I'll put that down as a take away.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    When attending meetings, my goal is to make sure I don't get any assignments
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    Just don't take it home with you.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    We try to turning anything annoying into a game. We play bingo based on annoying things that always seem to happen without fail, turn meetings into drinking games (albeit with water) and try to laugh as much as possible throughout the day. There's enough very serious stuff to deal with in what we do, so we try to not make any of the non-serious bullshit any more important than it has to be.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    http://community.pearljam.com/
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    rollings wrote:
    http://community.pearljam.com/
    Haha. :D
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  • carly316
    carly316 WI Posts: 332
    rollings wrote:
    http://community.pearljam.com/

    Exactly!
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    rollings wrote:
    http://community.pearljam.com/

    :lol::lol:

    Totally true!
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Just don't take it home with you.

    Bingo
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    just act like you know what is going on

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