Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.


    You already have a stalker? So i'm redundant?

    Nope. You are WAY better at it.

    Thank You, I have the decency to do it online, this is the 21st century after all.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rival. wrote:
    girl # 1: OMG! this donut is HUGE!
    girl # 2: OMFG! that is a big donut
    girl # 1: i know right!?!
    girl # 2: are you going to eat it all?
    girl # 1: it's so big! maybe i should only eat half!

    why is a conversation about a donut lasting longer than 15 seconds!? JUST EAT IT! :fp:

    The worst is when it's people that clearly are nowhere near good eating habits...see the donut...and say 'oh I better not, I'm dieting' :fp:

    Then when you're not looking they wolf them down. :lol:
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    ABC: Always Be Cross
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    girl # 1: OMG! this donut is HUGE!
    girl # 2: OMFG! that is a big donut
    girl # 1: i know right!?!
    girl # 2: are you going to eat it all?
    girl # 1: it's so big! maybe i should only eat half!

    why is a conversation about a donut lasting longer than 15 seconds!? JUST EAT IT! :fp:

    The worst is when it's people that clearly are nowhere near good eating habits...see the donut...and say 'oh I better not, I'm dieting' :fp:

    Then when you're not looking they wolf them down. :lol:
    The one lady did that yesterday here. Except she ate half a box of girl scout cookies. Yet she's dieting. :fp: asshat!
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    girl # 1: OMG! this donut is HUGE!
    girl # 2: OMFG! that is a big donut
    girl # 1: i know right!?!
    girl # 2: are you going to eat it all?
    girl # 1: it's so big! maybe i should only eat half!

    why is a conversation about a donut lasting longer than 15 seconds!? JUST EAT IT! :fp:

    The worst is when it's people that clearly are nowhere near good eating habits...see the donut...and say 'oh I better not, I'm dieting' :fp:

    Then when you're not looking they wolf them down. :lol:

    That's why they drink Diet Coke.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    of.the.girl wrote:
    The one lady did that yesterday here. Except she ate half a box of girl scout cookies. Yet she's dieting. :fp: asshat!

    :lol: :fp:

    Hey, I am soo not one to judge. I'm all about a good pig-out. But own that shit!!!
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  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    The one lady did that yesterday here. Except she ate half a box of girl scout cookies. Yet she's dieting. :fp: asshat!

    :lol: :fp:

    Hey, I am soo not one to judge. I'm all about a good pig-out. But own that shit!!!
    Exactly! I felt no remorse when I pigged out on a few too many samoas yesterday! They were all delectable! :lol:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    of.the.girl wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    The one lady did that yesterday here. Except she ate half a box of girl scout cookies. Yet she's dieting. :fp: asshat!

    :lol: :fp:

    Hey, I am soo not one to judge. I'm all about a good pig-out. But own that shit!!!
    Exactly! I felt no remorse when I pigged out on a few too many samoas yesterday! They were all delectable! :lol:

    :?: :?: :?:

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dissidentman wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    Exactly! I felt no remorse when I pigged out on a few too many samoas yesterday! They were all delectable! :lol:

    :?: :?: :?:

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    Well, you certainly have an interesting social life. :corn:



    :lol: :wave:
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    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Sometimes a courtesy flush is a nice gesture.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    K
  • dustinpardue
    dustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    Become best best buddies with the IT guy.
    "All I Ever Knew" available now in print and digital formats at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    do not do conference calls on a speaker phone from your cubicle.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Sometimes a courtesy flush is a nice gesture.

    Or 3!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    and don't be the office loud-talker
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    and don't be the office burper

    or the office farter
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Morning whiskey helps.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Morning whiskey helps.

    WIN.
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    just remember you are their to earn a living, not to be everyones' friend. If someone is a constant annoyance, chalk it up to the cost of earning a paycheck.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    stop sneaking up behind me to deliver my mail on the desk right next to me. it gives me a heart attack. that is what my mail slot is for. that is what knocking is for

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