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rick1zoo2
between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
ok, not making this up: there is a conference room right next to my cube. and the office burper is also the office napper. so I am working in this conference room and I see this yucky pillow under the desk along the wall. guess who's pillow I am holding hostage in here? he tried coming in and saw me and did the quick sorry and backed out.
ok, not making this up: there is a conference room right next to my cube. and the office burper is also the office napper. so I am working in this conference room and I see this yucky pillow under the desk along the wall. guess who's pillow I am holding hostage in here? he tried coming in and saw me and did the quick sorry and backed out.
You could staple this yucky yellow pillow to the conference table. Get it nice and secure.
ok, not making this up: there is a conference room right next to my cube. and the office burper is also the office napper. so I am working in this conference room and I see this yucky pillow under the desk along the wall. guess who's pillow I am holding hostage in here? he tried coming in and saw me and did the quick sorry and backed out.
You could staple this yucky yellow pillow to the conference table. Get it nice and secure.
there is no way I would ever touch that thing. its all stained. and there is a old dirty sweatshirt with it - maybe that's his 'blanky'
ok, not making this up: there is a conference room right next to my cube. and the office burper is also the office napper. so I am working in this conference room and I see this yucky pillow under the desk along the wall. guess who's pillow I am holding hostage in here? he tried coming in and saw me and did the quick sorry and backed out.
You could staple this yucky yellow pillow to the conference table. Get it nice and secure.
nah, just staple it to the underside of his desk, he won't find it for days...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
the 74 year old salesman in my office is walking the halls and singing "Strangers in the Night,"
But he is substituting "Strangers in my pants!"
wtf? has he been reading these boards? Im going to go talk to him to see if he's drunk. He likes wine. A lot.
the 74 year old salesman in my office is walking the halls and singing "Strangers in the Night,"
But he is substituting "Strangers in my pants!"
wtf? has he been reading these boards? Im going to go talk to him to see if he's drunk. He likes wine. A lot.
the 74 year old salesman in my office is walking the halls and singing "Strangers in the Night,"
But he is substituting "Strangers in my pants!"
wtf? has he been reading these boards? Im going to go talk to him to see if he's drunk. He likes wine. A lot.
this same nap guy walks around burping loudly
This is how movies like Office Space must've got started. Weird motherfuckers need jobs too!
This is how movies like Office Space must've got started. Weird motherfuckers need jobs too!
yes, I do need a job.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
This is how movies like Office Space must've got started. Weird motherfuckers need jobs too!
yes, I do need a job.
we all do! :P
yes, but apparently this weird motherfucker can't find one! :x
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
We try to turning anything annoying into a game. We play bingo based on annoying things that always seem to happen without fail, turn meetings into drinking games (albeit with water) and try to laugh as much as possible throughout the day. There's enough very serious stuff to deal with in what we do, so we try to not make any of the non-serious bullshit any more important than it has to be.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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You could staple this yucky yellow pillow to the conference table. Get it nice and secure.
there is no way I would ever touch that thing. its all stained. and there is a old dirty sweatshirt with it - maybe that's his 'blanky'
nah, just staple it to the underside of his desk, he won't find it for days...
- Christopher McCandless
But he is substituting "Strangers in my pants!"
wtf? has he been reading these boards? Im going to go talk to him to see if he's drunk. He likes wine. A lot.
this same nap guy walks around burping loudly
yes, I do need a job.
- Christopher McCandless
yes, but apparently this weird motherfucker can't find one! :x
- Christopher McCandless
Just took em off
and that's why it smells like Fritos
Feels Good :P
"Let's check Idaho."
Just find your happy place, and nod when someone makes eye contact.
I wish it was that simple, but they're always asking me stupid questions! Maybe I should just start responding with "I'll look into that" ... :think:
"Let's check Idaho."
That's a great one...
Or, I'll put that down as a take away.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Exactly!
Totally true!
"Let's check Idaho."
Bingo
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