Tips for surviving in office environment

rick1zoo2

BinauralJam wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P

with anyone we know?

Well i'll be there

flying solo again?

81

rick1zoo2 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

Well i'll be there

flying solo again?

BinauralJam

rick1zoo2 wrote:

flying solo again?

Na, the wife's gotta fall asleep at some point, that's when i make my move :ugeek:

rick1zoo2

nice

81

BinauralJam wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

flying solo again?

Na, the wife's gotta fall asleep at some point, that's when i make my move :ugeek:

turkey and wine

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

flying solo again?

Na, the wife's gotta fall asleep at some point, that's when i make my move :ugeek:

turkey and wine

then pork, right?

BinauralJam

81 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

flying solo again?

Na, the wife's gotta fall asleep at some point, that's when i make my move :ugeek:

turkey and wine

You really are some kind of an evil genius! I'm glad i know ya

81

BinauralJam wrote:

You really are some kind of an evil genius! I'm glad i know ya

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

it's a daily battle to contain it.

chadwick

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

81

chadwick wrote:

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

you come to chicago.....you can spend the day with me in my office.

i may be a poor example

rollings

chadwick wrote:

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

I thought you were a desk

PJ_Soul

chadwick wrote:

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.

chadwick

also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.

chadwick

PJ_Soul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.

finger up the nostrils, yes/no? digging @ one's groin area, yes/no?

PJ_Soul

chadwick wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils

It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.

finger up the nostrils, yes/no? digging @ one's groin area, yes/no?

That's a big NO on both points. Thanks for checking. :thumbup:

chadwick

Black Diamond wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Someone in my office just kicked their door and threw a tantrum because the AA batteries in their mouse died. then they stormed out to the store...
I hope the chord is just loose!

You know what you have to do :twisted:

PJ_Soul

chadwick wrote:

also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.

I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!

81

PJ_Soul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.

I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!

this....and never ever get chummy with HR. :nono:

81

PJ_Soul wrote:

I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!

actually...when you think about it...pretty sure that rule applies here as well. :fp:

PJ_Soul

81 wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.

I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!

this....and never ever get chummy with HR. :nono:

Definitely not! :nono: I don't know what it is, but being in HR does something bad to people - it's like a cult or something! :fp: