Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    stop sneaking up behind me to deliver my mail on the desk right next to me. it gives me a heart attack. that is what my mail slot is for. that is what knocking is for


    What's that about your mail slot?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    I've never had an office or a cubicle
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I've never had an office or a cubicle

    :|
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.

    You're welcome
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.

    You're welcome

    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.

    k. you know where to put them. and thank you for sending me a message about it instead of sneaking up behind me to deliver the bananans
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.

    k. you know where to put them. and thank you for sending me a message about it instead of sneaking up behind me to deliver the bananans
    Don't look behind you.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    Aw shit. I'm out.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    Aw shit. I'm out.

    Gotta think of these things in advance!
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    Make sure you get a mail slot too.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Gotta think of these things in advance!
    :x :x
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    :lol::lol::lol: The good news is I know at least 2 people there that are also Packer backers. So there's that.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    Make sure you get a mail slot too.

    How could I forget the male slut?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    that would be a deal breaker
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    that would be a deal breaker

    Easy access to the male slot?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Tomorrow, Im thinking about wearing my t-shirt that says:
    Particle physics gives me a Hadron

    I need to make a statement. Things are too boring around here. I work in science education, btw.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)

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