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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Stock up on troll pencils. :shifty:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    just act like you know what is going on


    21 years and counting
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    BinauralJam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    just act like you know what is going on


    21 years and counting
    They keep promoting me... I have stopped asking why.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,986
    Drop the ego.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Drop the ego.

    no
    :lol:

    coworker said i was super humble today. i said baloney, i have an ego the size of texas.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door


    oh, good. an activity we can do together.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door


    oh, good. an activity we can do together.
    One, two....
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,986
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
    Someone trimmed the hair on my head with the office scissors not too long ago. Also not a good idea. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
    Someone trimmed the hair on my head with the office scissors not too long ago. Also not a good idea. :lol:

    that's hot
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    My sister makes cinnamon oatmeal every afternoon....makes the whole office smell like syrup :fp:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    My sister makes cinnamon oatmeal every afternoon....makes the whole office smell like syrup :fp:

    sounds intoxicating.


    my cubicle neighbors heat up ethnic food (chinese and african) food everyday for lunch that makes me want to vomit.
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,483
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,483
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!


    well, she's looking in the wrong place b/c I'm very happily married....and even if I wasn't, there's no way in hell it would happen.
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    comebackgirl wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    yeah one is a 64 year old grandmother of 7 and the other is a 49 year old grandmother of 2. No hot and racy affair there :lol:

    Crazier things have happened

    :lol:
    Well the 64 year old is sex-obsessed :think: but she's usually talking about penises. All. The. Time.
    :fp:

    so you two get along well then? :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mfc2006 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!


    well, she's looking in the wrong place b/c I'm very happily married....and even if I wasn't, there's no way in hell it would happen.

    Smart, nothing but a headache there
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    my manager hates the smell of cinnamon. someone toasted a cinnamon raisin bagel in the toaster one day while she was obviously in the middle of her cycle and she flipped out. BANNED cinnamon raisin toast/bagels/any toastable bread with a cinnamon aroma from the office.
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I have this one guy who's on the brink. he's in his 50's, Filipino, thinks everyone hates him because he's Filipino, when in reality everyone hates him because he's an asshole that screams at you when you look at him the wrong way. He once told me, back when we were on good terms, that he pulled a gun on his neighbor for trimming his tree on his side of the fence.

    fucking wacko.
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  • MaxGoldenrodMaxGoldenrod Posts: 1,341
    Best tip..........
    .


    Don't work in a freakin office!!!!!!
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    when you are sick, stay home!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you are sick, stay home!


    I am home...sheesh.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you are sick, stay home!

    quarentine
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you are sick, stay home!


    I am home...sheesh.

    and I know you are a sick person
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,856
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you are sick, stay home!


    I am home...sheesh.

    and I know you are a sick person

    I'm just doing my part...
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Indifference71 wrote:
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!

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    81 is now off the air

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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,856
    81 wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!

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    I wish I had an office. Unfortunately I'm stuck in a cube surrounded by people, including my manager. They aren't big on offices around here....only directors and above.
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