starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.
starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.
finger up the nostrils, yes/no? digging @ one's groin area, yes/no?
starting reading page 10 now & i am pretty much amazed as well as lost. some of the abbreviations & what have you i don't understand as i have never even stepped foot into a office. things like hr, it, & not farting loud or picking your butt or nose in front of others. these things i don't understand as i don't know about offices. although i like desks & pens & pencils
It would be nice to meet you someday Chadwick, but if we do, is it okay if I ask you to refrain from picking your butt in front of me? Thank you.
finger up the nostrils, yes/no? digging @ one's groin area, yes/no?
That's a big NO on both points. Thanks for checking. :thumbup:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Someone in my office just kicked their door and threw a tantrum because the AA batteries in their mouse died. then they stormed out to the store...
I hope the chord is just loose!
also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.
I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.
I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!
also it is a good idea to never truly trust anyone you work with. this applies with other jobs besides office jobs. same with having sex with a co-worker. not a very smart idea at all. what you do is get fired or quit then you can have sex with that person who is still working there.
I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!
this....and never ever get chummy with HR. :nono:
Definitely not! :nono: I don't know what it is, but being in HR does something bad to people - it's like a cult or something! :fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I truly trust 3 out of 30+ people in my office. I figure that's actually pretty good in the scheme of things!
actually...when you think about it...pretty sure that rule applies here as well. :fp:
As far as I've been able to tell in my life so far, only a relatively small percentage of people aren't selfish dickheads when it comes right down to the nitty gritty. Although I think it's probably better here than most offices, because here people aren't competing with you for money or advancement/power, the two things that bring out the worst in people.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Yo you office worker people have been busy posting. I am NOT in my office today, HALLELUJAH, due to Easter long weekend! HALLELUJAH again!! & I am now feeling a bit sane after the last 3 weeks of craziness.
Oh & I work in one of those half wall cubicle things kind of like the pic above although about double the size of that. &&& I trust about 2 people in my office out of 50 or so that I know.
Anyway, back to NOT being in an office environment for 4 days!!
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PJ - Auckland 2009; Alpine Valley1&2 2011; Man1, Am'dam1&2, Berlin1&2, Stockholm, Oslo & Copenhagen 2012; LA, Oakland, Portland, Spokane, Calgary, Vancouver, Seattle 2013; Auckland 2014
EV - Canberra, Newcastle & Sydney 1&2 2011
when working in cubicles, keep in mind that there is another person on the other side of that thin fabric wall, in fact that person is only about a foot away from you and every sound you make is heard, every move you make is felt by that other person as if you were talking in their ear. Oh and smells too.
and don't be the jackass that's burns popcorn in the microwave
I've never understood this. In my entire life I've never burned a bag of popcorn before, how much of an idiot do you have to be to do this? :?
1998 - Noblesville 2000 - Noblesville 2010 - Noblesville 2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley 2012 - San Fran (Oracle) 2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo 2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit 2016 - Lexington, Wrigley 2018 - Wrigley 2022 - Nashville, St Louis 2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
and don't be the jackass that's burns popcorn in the microwave
I've never understood this. In my entire life I've never burned a bag of popcorn before, how much of an idiot do you have to be to do this? :?
Isn't there a popcorn button on most microwaves now, anyway?
sometimes...
part of the problem is different microwaves have different power out puts. if you have a lower power microwave at home and it takes 3.5 minutes to do a bag, and then you make the same bag in the office machine that is a higher wattage...and your habit is 3.5, you may set it for 3.5 even if it only needs 2.5 resulting in burnage
part of the problem is different microwaves have different power out puts. if you have a lower power microwave at home and it takes 3.5 minutes to do a bag, and then you make the same bag in the office machine that is a higher wattage...and your habit is 3.5, you may set it for 3.5 even if it only needs 2.5 resulting in burnage
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I thought you were a desk
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
this....and never ever get chummy with HR. :nono:
actually...when you think about it...pretty sure that rule applies here as well. :fp:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Human Resources, the ass hats who go through resumes and try to hire people they think will work best in your company.
or the computer geek types like 81,
or norm.
negative.....i'm finance
Great advice. I "bank" days I stay late or when I work through lunch, and then leave early on other days. All under the table, of course.
"Let's check Idaho."
can somebody tell me how to log in so i can put in my PTO time. :fp:
it should not be this hard
That's what she said
:think:
Oh & I work in one of those half wall cubicle things kind of like the pic above although about double the size of that. &&& I trust about 2 people in my office out of 50 or so that I know.
Anyway, back to NOT being in an office environment for 4 days!!
PJ - Auckland 2009; Alpine Valley1&2 2011; Man1, Am'dam1&2, Berlin1&2, Stockholm, Oslo & Copenhagen 2012; LA, Oakland, Portland, Spokane, Calgary, Vancouver, Seattle 2013; Auckland 2014
EV - Canberra, Newcastle & Sydney 1&2 2011
I've never understood this. In my entire life I've never burned a bag of popcorn before, how much of an idiot do you have to be to do this? :?
2000 - Noblesville
2010 - Noblesville
2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
2018 - Wrigley
2022 - Nashville, St Louis
2024 - Noblesville, Wrigley
Isn't there a popcorn button on most microwaves now, anyway?
sometimes...
part of the problem is different microwaves have different power out puts. if you have a lower power microwave at home and it takes 3.5 minutes to do a bag, and then you make the same bag in the office machine that is a higher wattage...and your habit is 3.5, you may set it for 3.5 even if it only needs 2.5 resulting in burnage
People need to use their heads...
...or the popcorn button.
that's the key.