Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Stock up on troll pencils. :shifty:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    just act like you know what is going on


    21 years and counting
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    BinauralJam wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    just act like you know what is going on


    21 years and counting
    They keep promoting me... I have stopped asking why.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    Drop the ego.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Drop the ego.

    no
    :lol:

    coworker said i was super humble today. i said baloney, i have an ego the size of texas.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door


    oh, good. an activity we can do together.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    contrary to what you may believe, the fabric cubicle walls are not an effective sound barrier when you fart

    you've inspired me...time to close the door


    oh, good. an activity we can do together.
    One, two....
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
    Someone trimmed the hair on my head with the office scissors not too long ago. Also not a good idea. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    generally not a good idea to trim your beard with office scissors
    Someone trimmed the hair on my head with the office scissors not too long ago. Also not a good idea. :lol:

    that's hot
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    My sister makes cinnamon oatmeal every afternoon....makes the whole office smell like syrup :fp:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    My sister makes cinnamon oatmeal every afternoon....makes the whole office smell like syrup :fp:

    sounds intoxicating.


    my cubicle neighbors heat up ethnic food (chinese and african) food everyday for lunch that makes me want to vomit.
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!


    well, she's looking in the wrong place b/c I'm very happily married....and even if I wasn't, there's no way in hell it would happen.
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    comebackgirl wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    yeah one is a 64 year old grandmother of 7 and the other is a 49 year old grandmother of 2. No hot and racy affair there :lol:

    Crazier things have happened

    :lol:
    Well the 64 year old is sex-obsessed :think: but she's usually talking about penises. All. The. Time.
    :fp:

    so you two get along well then? :lol:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mfc2006 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    I carpool to the office with a young woman that bitches about her "man issues" at 6:45am. :fp: :fp: :fp:

    It's gotten to the point where I'm considering dropping her from the carpool. She needs to SHUT UP.

    She wants the D Yo!


    well, she's looking in the wrong place b/c I'm very happily married....and even if I wasn't, there's no way in hell it would happen.

    Smart, nothing but a headache there
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    my manager hates the smell of cinnamon. someone toasted a cinnamon raisin bagel in the toaster one day while she was obviously in the middle of her cycle and she flipped out. BANNED cinnamon raisin toast/bagels/any toastable bread with a cinnamon aroma from the office.
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