Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'd guess we are 40% office. but almost all have window's. :x

    when the day comes to get a new gig...if i have any bargining power, the request will be a nice salary first, followed closely by seating arragement....and then vacation time.
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    81 wrote:
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!

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    :(
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
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    :(

    there are cubes and there are shitty cubes....that's a shitty cube.
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    cubicle.jpg

    :(

    there are cubes and there are shitty cubes....that's a shitty cube.

    True. My old job look liked that one. My new job is one in which you can actually walk into it. Still: No door.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:


    :(

    there are cubes and there are shitty cubes....that's a shitty cube.

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    we have those here. i feel bad for those peeps.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    We are all moving into cubes like that on Monday. :(
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    We are all moving into cubes like that on Monday. :(

    My condolences.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    We are all moving into cubes like that on Monday. :(

    Warning, people will walk in your cube when they have to talk to the person on the other side of the wall instead of walking around, and they will always assume you are listening/paying attention to everything around you.

    Stock up on rubber band guns and other throwable things...



    I got less work done. A LOT less... :(
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kw18 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    We are all moving into cubes like that on Monday. :(

    My condolences.


    That's ok, I'll just get a pair of these:

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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    That's ok, I'll just get a pair of these:

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    I really need to make a similar investment ... :think:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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    My Wife designs corporate interiors and the companies she deals with are always trying to get her to use these.
    :evil: :fp: :nono:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    telemarketing_cubicles_3.jpg

    My Wife designs corporate interiors and the companies she deals with are always trying to get her to use these.
    :evil: :fp: :nono:

    that's a call center...nothing more
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?

    :think:

    keep your head down.
    81 is now off the air

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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?
    81 wrote:
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?

    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.[/quote]

    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.

    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting[/quote]

    better get implants
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.

    :lol::lol::lol: You wouldn't need a Dishwasher would you?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.

    :lol::lol::lol: You wouldn't need a Dishwasher would you?


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard.


    :lol:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:


    :lol::lol:
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,986
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!
    I hear ya!! Thank god for ear buds!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:

    I just figured you'd demand it as your paycheck! :mrgreen:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!

    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
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