Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kw18 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ^^^ no, those cubes with the half walls (where everybody can see you) are shitty cubes.

    We are all moving into cubes like that on Monday. :(

    My condolences.


    That's ok, I'll just get a pair of these:

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That's ok, I'll just get a pair of these:

    3995866765_13ab410d7a.jpg

    I really need to make a similar investment ... :think:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    telemarketing_cubicles_3.jpg

    My Wife designs corporate interiors and the companies she deals with are always trying to get her to use these.
    :evil: :fp: :nono:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    telemarketing_cubicles_3.jpg

    My Wife designs corporate interiors and the companies she deals with are always trying to get her to use these.
    :evil: :fp: :nono:

    that's a call center...nothing more
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?

    :think:

    keep your head down.
    81 is now off the air

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    BinauralJam wrote:
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    My Bosses Boss is taking my Boss out to lunch today, first time in 20 years...Probably Good News? right?

    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.[/quote]

    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.

    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting[/quote]

    better get implants
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    :think:

    keep your head down.

    And make sure your resume is up to date.
    BinauralJam wrote:
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.

    :lol::lol::lol: You wouldn't need a Dishwasher would you?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    i have no skills, i'm good at bullshitting


    I see jovial porn in your future.

    :lol::lol::lol: You wouldn't need a Dishwasher would you?


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard.


    :lol:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:


    Sure, a good dishwasher is hard to find.


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:


    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:


    :lol::lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    Indifference71 wrote:
    If I wasn't able to wear headphones at my desk, I would probably lose my shit. People are so fucking loud and rude around here. I don't give a shit about your personal problems or your kid's soccer team!!!
    I hear ya!! Thank god for ear buds!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I'll let you know, they have medical marijuana in Rhode Island right?

    I'm already having 2nd thoughts...

    Just kidding, i wouldn't be able to afford it anyway :lol:

    I just figured you'd demand it as your paycheck! :mrgreen:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!

    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

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