Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    supadupa wrote:
    I wouldn't be able to stay awake at work all day without music. Right now I'm chair dancing to Britney Spears. I should maybe close my office door...

    that would be supa :mrgreen:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    supadupa wrote:
    I wouldn't be able to stay awake at work all day without music. Right now I'm chair dancing to Britney Spears. I should maybe close my office door...

    that would be supa :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I think I need another stapler


    Thanks for the tip.


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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I think I need another stapler

    Still can't find it?!
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Suppress your urge to scream at your boss by remembering their lack of a life outside the office.

    There. That's better, now, isn't it?
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    "Let's check Idaho."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?

    actually, more like China and Africa at the same time. seriously.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?

    actually, more like China and Africa at the same time. seriously.

    I've seen a movie like that once...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Im thinking about hanging those cheesy 70s beads in the opening to my cubicle, maybe add a lava lamp. My coworkers need something to worry about.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    people that use speakerphone for a conference call.


    now where IS that stapler?!?
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    people that use speakerphone for a conference call.


    now where IS that stapler?!?

    those people tend to have their own office too, and NEVER close the door :x
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    people that use speakerphone for a conference call.


    now where IS that stapler?!?

    those people tend to have their own office too, and NEVER close the door :x

    You sound more important that way.
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    girl # 1: OMG! this donut is HUGE!
    girl # 2: OMFG! that is a big donut
    girl # 1: i know right!?!
    girl # 2: are you going to eat it all?
    girl # 1: it's so big! maybe i should only eat half!

    why is a conversation about a donut lasting longer than 15 seconds!? JUST EAT IT! :fp:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.

    is he hot?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.

    is he hot?

    Roger? No, not really.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.

    is he hot?

    Roger? No, not really.

    k, just checking
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.


    You already have a stalker? So i'm redundant?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    My stalker has stopped by twice already today.


    You already have a stalker? So i'm redundant?

    Nope. You are WAY better at it.

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