Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    stop sneaking up behind me to deliver my mail on the desk right next to me. it gives me a heart attack. that is what my mail slot is for. that is what knocking is for


    What's that about your mail slot?
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    I've never had an office or a cubicle
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I've never had an office or a cubicle

    :|
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    What's that about your mail slot?

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.

    You're welcome
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    it's where you deliver the mail

    Oh.

    Thank you.

    You're welcome

    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.

    k. you know where to put them. and thank you for sending me a message about it instead of sneaking up behind me to deliver the bananans
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Some bananas just came for you. In the mail.

    k. you know where to put them. and thank you for sending me a message about it instead of sneaking up behind me to deliver the bananans
    Don't look behind you.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    Aw shit. I'm out.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    Aw shit. I'm out.

    Gotta think of these things in advance!
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    Make sure you get a mail slot too.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388

    Gotta think of these things in advance!
    :x :x
    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    :lol::lol::lol: The good news is I know at least 2 people there that are also Packer backers. So there's that.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    Make sure you get a mail slot too.

    How could I forget the male slut?
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    that would be a deal breaker
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I'm starting to get really nervous about going from my nice cozy office to a cubicle :?

    It's pretty much the same, except you have to wear pants.

    that would be a deal breaker

    Easy access to the male slot?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Tomorrow, Im thinking about wearing my t-shirt that says:
    Particle physics gives me a Hadron

    I need to make a statement. Things are too boring around here. I work in science education, btw.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Tomorrow, Im thinking about wearing my t-shirt that says:
    Particle physics gives me a Hadron

    I need to make a statement. Things are too boring around here. I work in science education, btw.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    That's great.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    if you are going to stink the place up with your nasty lunch, at least do it at the same time as the other guy that stinks the place up with his lunch.

    and enough with the speaker-phone!!!!

    I lose more staplers this way...
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,781
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Gotta think of these things in advance!
    :x :x
    Just check the company policy on x-mas lights, disco balls, lava lamps, fog machines and/or incense burners, those fish on a plaque that sing, a mini bar, and a shelf for small toys such as smurfs. Make your cubicle a little homey.

    :lol::lol::lol: The good news is I know at least 2 people there that are also Packer backers. So there's that.
    do they have warm up suit wednesdays?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    if you are going to stink the place up with your nasty lunch, at least do it at the same time as the other guy that stinks the place up with his lunch.

    and enough with the speaker-phone!!!!

    I lose more staplers this way...

    you should throw erasers
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mickeyrat wrote:
    do they have warm up suit wednesdays?

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I think maybe I'm going to have to start that trend there. It's gonna happen!
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    if you are going to stink the place up with your nasty lunch, at least do it at the same time as the other guy that stinks the place up with his lunch.

    and enough with the speaker-phone!!!!

    I lose more staplers this way...

    This seems to be a regular occurrence

    It may be time to kick someone's ass
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,781
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    do they have warm up suit wednesdays?

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I think maybe I'm going to have to start that trend there. It's gonna happen!
    pics, please or it didnt happen.
    :corn:


    Oh, you know you can slide that zipper down a bit . just sayin. ;)
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Someone in my office just kicked their door and threw a tantrum because the AA batteries in their mouse died. then they stormed out to the store...
    I hope the chord is just loose! :lol:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Someone in my office just kicked their door and threw a tantrum because the AA batteries in their mouse died. then they stormed out to the store...
    I hope the chord is just loose! :lol:
    You know what you have to do :twisted:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Someone in my office just kicked their door and threw a tantrum because the AA batteries in their mouse died. then they stormed out to the store...
    I hope the chord is just loose! :lol:
    You know what you have to do :twisted:

    :lol: :twisted:
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