Dear xxxxx:
Thanks for putting me in a fantastic mood today. Im only one hour into my day and im ready to break the neck of the next fucker who crosses my path....Im not gonna name names, but you know who you are.
Thanks again for your kind words and encouragement.
-Unhappy, pissed off and twisted.
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
I'm not quite sure what I've done to upset you, but apparently it must have been pretty bad because you've been making a point of making me miserable thus far. I hope it is out of your system now and you'll let up some. Race through to the weekend with my sanity and nerves intact, and I'd be most appreciative.
I am feeling powerless again in your wake, get it "wake", a little dream humor to lighten
the moment.
As always you leave me unrested, searching for clues.
Do you hold an unforeseen power? Are you merely a brain at play?
Will I ever know the answers to these questions or to these dreams?
I don't require answers really,
my only request... please don't let them come true. Don't let them be happening
somewhere sometime to someone.
Don't you wanna be washed up by real hands and vacuumed by real people? I know you do, and it'll be ok, please don't cry. Does Claire have a boy friend or husband who can help or is he a lazy prick? Kids old enough to help? I know Claire can't do it all.
Dear Chad's Housework,
Maybe Claire's housework has been on a nice vacation with #1's housework because there is not much getting done around here either. But then again, there never is. I think maybe #1's housework is a bad influence on Claire's housework and your housework should come over here and teach it a thing or two. Show it a lesson. Teach it how it is really done. Yeah, I think that's the ticket. What time should I expect you?
Would you kindly let a motherfucker(me) catch a break? Please? Make blatantly obvious what course of action to take, and allow this to work like I hope it can?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Would you kindly let a motherfucker(me) catch a break? Please? Make blatantly obvious what course of action to take, and allow this to work like I hope it can?
thank you kindly,
a mote of a man
Dear Mickeyrat motherfucker,
You Sir are out of order. Do not talk with me like that. You are a wonderful humanitarian. You may become a big huge truck driver if you work hard at it. Nothing in this life is easy, some think it is, it is not. Everyone's life is unique, a story to their own. And you taught me a word; Mote, a tiny speck or particle.
I did not know that. Thank you for being you.
Get your act together,
81's grandpa George aka the Universe
PICK UP THE PHONE!!!! I am in desperate need of those Alice in Chains tickets!!!
NOW would be nice.....ring....ring...ring....ring....
Disgruntled,
Exasperated Listener
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Thank you SO MUCH for letting me know, "The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time", and then disconnecting my call. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
YES they ARE available, I assume you have never tried to call a radio station to win tickets....being caller 9 DOES entail letting the phone ring a MINIMUM of 30 times.....have you ever seen a radio station telephone bank? it lights up like 405 traffic at 4pm.......landline phones are starting to look enticing about now...back in the day you could hang onto the phone and let it ring for an hour straight if you wanted to.
NO, I CANNOT hear you now....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Fuck off. I will calculate 71 megs all frickin day long if i like. You are not my boss.
Fuck you, 81, do it yourself. Wait... I forgot, you can't do it, Dingdong 81.
Fuck off. I will calculate 71 megs all frickin day long if i like. You are not my boss.
Fuck you, 81, do it yourself. Wait... I forgot, you can't do it, Dingdong 81.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Do you realize that most of the time you are just dull?! Do you realize that? I hate having to sort through a bunch of stupid advertisements. What makes these companies and acquaintances think I give a flying fuck about their latest ad? I don't care that Michael's has beads on sale! I don't care that the CVS photo shop has yet another sale on poster-sized prints!
And, why can't you be a dear inbox and sift out the garbage? My junk-mail is empty and it should probably be FULL!
Here's hoping you get your filters working better in the future.
~Sincerely,
the woman who has to clean you out daily
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I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Thanks for putting me in a fantastic mood today. Im only one hour into my day and im ready to break the neck of the next fucker who crosses my path....Im not gonna name names, but you know who you are.
Thanks again for your kind words and encouragement.
-Unhappy, pissed off and twisted.
You suck!
Regards
Mr Pissed Off
I'm not quite sure what I've done to upset you, but apparently it must have been pretty bad because you've been making a point of making me miserable thus far. I hope it is out of your system now and you'll let up some. Race through to the weekend with my sanity and nerves intact, and I'd be most appreciative.
Sincerely,
b
I am feeling powerless again in your wake, get it "wake", a little dream humor to lighten
the moment.
As always you leave me unrested, searching for clues.
Do you hold an unforeseen power? Are you merely a brain at play?
Will I ever know the answers to these questions or to these dreams?
I don't require answers really,
my only request... please don't let them come true. Don't let them be happening
somewhere sometime to someone.
Let the dreams sleep and be just dreams.
Yours Truly,
DreamBeliever
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You are crazy funny. I like the shit/cigarette stuff you type up. Damn funny, Sir.
Laughing,
Chad
p.s. does your pal high-dollar muffins smoke?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You suck.
Yours most sincerely,
Unlost Dogs
I enjoy all you do for me, keeping that stuff moving and all. However, the gas production has to stop.
Your colon
81
I love you.
Ever truly,
-b
Please can you do yourself this week - I'm rather busy getting ready for my hols and it would be really appreciated.
Thank you
Claire
Get off your lazy butt and sort this place out.
Mr Dyson
Don't you wanna be washed up by real hands and vacuumed by real people? I know you do, and it'll be ok, please don't cry. Does Claire have a boy friend or husband who can help or is he a lazy prick? Kids old enough to help? I know Claire can't do it all.
Sparkling & Polished,
Chad's housework
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Maybe Claire's housework has been on a nice vacation with #1's housework because there is not much getting done around here either. But then again, there never is. I think maybe #1's housework is a bad influence on Claire's housework and your housework should come over here and teach it a thing or two. Show it a lesson. Teach it how it is really done. Yeah, I think that's the ticket. What time should I expect you?
Lovingly,
The dirt
Thank you very much, you were just what I needed this evening. Same goes for the Fish Enchiladas.
Warmest regards,
Unlost Dogs
p.s. please feel free to forward this message on to your twin, Margarita #2 which was just as fully appreciated as you were
Would you kindly let a motherfucker(me) catch a break? Please? Make blatantly obvious what course of action to take, and allow this to work like I hope it can?
thank you kindly,
a mote of a man
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear Mickeyrat motherfucker,
You Sir are out of order. Do not talk with me like that. You are a wonderful humanitarian. You may become a big huge truck driver if you work hard at it. Nothing in this life is easy, some think it is, it is not. Everyone's life is unique, a story to their own. And you taught me a word; Mote, a tiny speck or particle.
I did not know that. Thank you for being you.
Get your act together,
81's grandpa George aka the Universe
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
PICK UP THE PHONE!!!! I am in desperate need of those Alice in Chains tickets!!!
NOW would be nice.....ring....ring...ring....ring....
Disgruntled,
Exasperated Listener
- Christopher McCandless
Thank you SO MUCH for letting me know, "The person you are trying to reach is not available at this time", and then disconnecting my call. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
YES they ARE available, I assume you have never tried to call a radio station to win tickets....being caller 9 DOES entail letting the phone ring a MINIMUM of 30 times.....have you ever seen a radio station telephone bank? it lights up like 405 traffic at 4pm.......landline phones are starting to look enticing about now...back in the day you could hang onto the phone and let it ring for an hour straight if you wanted to.
NO, I CANNOT hear you now....
- Christopher McCandless
I understand the excel file you are trying to calculate is 71 megs, but could you please speed it up a little.
Thanks
81
Fuck off. I will calculate 71 megs all frickin day long if i like. You are not my boss.
Fuck you, 81, do it yourself. Wait... I forgot, you can't do it, Dingdong 81.
0101000111 11010101111011 0101 0100011101010 01 101,
Computer
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You better get this shit with fox figured out. If i miss one gameill dump your ass.
Pissed consumer
81
So fucking what, we have your money now!! Sucker!! Shoulda got cable!!
Your corporate scumbags,
Dish Network
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear Dish,
Thanks for the credit.
Your soon to be X
81
I will look for you on page 10 tommorrow.
you number one hater
81
Listen to Viola Lee Blues by the Grateful Dead.
Over & Out Groovy China Cat Sunflower,
Chadwick
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Do you realize that most of the time you are just dull?! Do you realize that? I hate having to sort through a bunch of stupid advertisements. What makes these companies and acquaintances think I give a flying fuck about their latest ad? I don't care that Michael's has beads on sale! I don't care that the CVS photo shop has yet another sale on poster-sized prints!
And, why can't you be a dear inbox and sift out the garbage? My junk-mail is empty and it should probably be FULL!
Here's hoping you get your filters working better in the future.
~Sincerely,
the woman who has to clean you out daily
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inbox
sincerely,
directv