Did you get the memo?

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dear direct tv subscriber,

    do you remember me?

    your old pal
    VS
    81 is now off the air

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dear versus

    it was so nice of you to cave just before the tour started

    sincerely

    directv subscriber since 1998
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dear fx,

    thank you for showing the episodes online, even if i have to wait a day to see it. perhaps i will catch up with you at lunch tommorrow.

    your pal,
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Dear political junk mail,

    i hope you enjoy your time in teh recycle bin. i'm sorry i couldn't take the time to read you.

    your pal
    none of the above
    81 is now off the air

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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Dearest Friday,

    Please come to me soon lover, it's been a whole week...deliver the weekend to me, my sweetness!

    Anxiously waiting,
    -b
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Dear Strapping and Strong Young Men,

    You amaze me!

    I am grateful for your help in moving furniture that has grown to heavy for Dad and I.
    A new generation of strength to be admired. :D

    Thank you, thank you

    Eternally Grateful
    The Mama
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Dear Crazy Ass Blood Pressure Medicine,

    And why do you cause a diabetes risk? What is up with that? One thought you were making a special someone healthier but now blood sugar levels are in a dangerous range. You suck! Now there will be more meds to counteract you! You double suck!!

    Not that you are not unlike many other meds that have terrible side effects
    and long term effects no one knows. The list is huge and growing daily.

    Just had to say better off without you and your complications and your partners in crime.

    Signed
    Going it Alone
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,414
    Dear Asshole Boss,

    It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I will no longer be working for you. With an incredible stroke of luck, my previous employer said they would hire me back at my old position and salary. Give the $10 an hour to some other poor schmuck. I wont be needing it!!


    Happy to be away from you,
    Me.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Dear fellow PJ board members:

    You are awesome! Your posts made me smile. Thank you Pandora for starting the thread..


    Dear C.:

    It's been too long my best friend. Come back. The end.

    L
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dear Hell's Angels,

    Could you please fall off the face of the universe into a fiery death of pain, shit & piss?
    You animals are useless trash and should all be beheaded.

    Go Fuck Yourselves,
    Altamont Speedway

    p.s. you all stink like shit and should go bathe before dying a slow painful death.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Dear Sailor,

    Thank you for being such a kind host. We were very happy with the accommodations, but we are disappointed that our checkout was premature, as we never had a chance to visit the other tourist hotspots in your area, the famous Sweet Pea and Tessie.

    Also, the checkout process was quite lethal to us and to our offspring. This was most unsatisfactory.

    However, we did enjoy the final vision of your people hastily taking up the scatter rugs, medicating all of you, and vacuuming the entire house as well as laundering all the slipcovers and bed linens.

    Disgruntled,

    The Fleas
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear myself,

    would you please go to sleep?

    With kind regards,
    Myself.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dear eMMi,

    You are invited to my all night coffee party.
    It starts in 12 minutes.
    Bring your favorite coffee cup and favorite form of high-powered caffeine.

    Wound Up,
    Large Pupils
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear Large Pupils,

    I prefer tea to coffee, is that alright?

    Yours truly,
    Emmi.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eMMI wrote:
    Dear Large Pupils,

    I prefer tea to coffee, is that alright?

    Yours truly,
    Emmi.

    Dear eMMi,

    mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
    wait...
    that sounds terrible

    it is true
    i love me some tea

    Sipped with lemon & honey,
    Large Pupils
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    Dear eMMi,

    mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
    wait...
    that sounds terrible

    it is true
    i love me some tea

    Sipped with lemon & honey,
    Large Pupils

    Dear Large Pupils,

    that does indeed sound terrible. But, we are
    talking about tea, so it is verily excused.
    Chamomile, peppermint, everyday Earl Grey -
    it's all good.

    I need to buy some lemons.

    Sincerely,
    Emmi.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • To My Mind:

    Please stop thinking already. For one day I would love it if you just shut down. One day, that's all.

    I need some quiet.

    Sincerely,

    Me
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • gearboygearboy Posts: 349
    mr. sandman,

    hey I'm over here..... lil' help please


    me
    IT'S NO CRIME TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • myramyra Posts: 1,257
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.


    That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder. :lol:
    * checks pockets*
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    myra wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.


    That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder. :lol:
    * checks pockets*

    Glad to help. :lol:
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Hello Rain!

    My, aren't you lovely!

    Your patter this morning soothing us awake was heaven sent.
    A drink for the parched indeed, the green and the soul.

    Please now, do not be a stranger and visit more often.

    Remember, you are always welcome and your replenishing nature needed.
    Next time perhaps bring your friends, Thunder and Lightning
    and we will have a party!

    See you soon I hope

    Lovingly
    your forever friend,
    PJ
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dear pandora,

    Move to western washington.

    Swimming on land,
    Soaking Wet Fun
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Dearest Chadwick,

    I would love to enjoy your beautiful state of Washington and call it mine,
    green being my favorite color, I would feel right at home.
    Then also you would be close enough to visit ;)
    and we could share the green together.

    Hope your day is happy :D

    Love,
    pandora
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear Emmi,

    get to packing!

    Waiting patiently,
    All your stuff.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • number1PJfannumber1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear Mommy,
    Can you not get the hint? As I roll around on the keyboard like Tawny Kitean I am trying to give you the hint that my food bowl is in need of serious attention. I am not just trying to be cute here, quit petting me and cooing at me like I am the cutest thing since sliced bread, get the fuck up and put some food in my bowl woman!

    Hungrily awaiting,
    Gremmie
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Hello Trick or Treaters 2010!

    Please do not skip my house tonight because last year we were absent enjoying
    THE BEST CONCERT EVER in Philly USA, by THE BEST BAND EVER!

    My porch will be extra scary tonight to make up for last year and the treats worth the stop.PumpkinFunnyFaceCool.gif

    So hope to see you all 6:30 sharp, follow the SCARY HOUSE sign, look for the spooky orange porch, the hanging fog covering the front lawn and walk, listen for the screams and chains clanking and please don't get too close to the fire burning torches and candles. Remember.....

    As always, much fun awaits!

    Your Friend,
    Mama Tradition

    PS.... see you in a month for the Christmas lights! SmileyHoliday01.gif
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    Dead upcoming hot shower,

    How i awate your presence. I will probably be using you within the hour. I have not yet showered and its 3:36 PM, I hope you provided adequate piping hot water for 5-10 minutes. Please note I will be listening to some Flaming Lips while I enjoy you, so you'll have to accept the tunes.

    Sincerely,
    lacking energy
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Dear kids,

    I don't have any candy, and the house looks empty. Please stop ringing my door bell.

    Your pal
    Grumpy old man
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dear voters of the state of Tennessee,

    I am disappointed. I am disappointed in the results of the election and in the meager turn out at the polls as a result of indifference. Those disgust me who opt to mute his own voice in the electoral process rather than risk having his vote canceled out by someone with an opposing view. Take the time to let your voice be heard no matter how predictable you feel the outcome may be (you might find yourself surprised). I hope the new Republican regime handles our state wisely. With an addition of +14 Representatives in the House, one additional Senator and a landslide victory of 65% in the gubernatorial election, I can't wait until they take office in January and the cloaks start coming off. The grass is not always greener.

    Sincerely,

    Disgruntled voter
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