And why do you cause a diabetes risk? What is up with that? One thought you were making a special someone healthier but now blood sugar levels are in a dangerous range. You suck! Now there will be more meds to counteract you! You double suck!!
Not that you are not unlike many other meds that have terrible side effects
and long term effects no one knows. The list is huge and growing daily.
Just had to say better off without you and your complications and your partners in crime.
It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I will no longer be working for you. With an incredible stroke of luck, my previous employer said they would hire me back at my old position and salary. Give the $10 an hour to some other poor schmuck. I wont be needing it!!
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Thank you for being such a kind host. We were very happy with the accommodations, but we are disappointed that our checkout was premature, as we never had a chance to visit the other tourist hotspots in your area, the famous Sweet Pea and Tessie.
Also, the checkout process was quite lethal to us and to our offspring. This was most unsatisfactory.
However, we did enjoy the final vision of your people hastily taking up the scatter rugs, medicating all of you, and vacuuming the entire house as well as laundering all the slipcovers and bed linens.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
wait...
that sounds terrible
it is true
i love me some tea
Sipped with lemon & honey,
Large Pupils
Dear Large Pupils,
that does indeed sound terrible. But, we are
talking about tea, so it is verily excused.
Chamomile, peppermint, everyday Earl Grey -
it's all good.
I need to buy some lemons.
Sincerely,
Emmi.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder.
* checks pockets*
Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder.
* checks pockets*
Glad to help.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Your patter this morning soothing us awake was heaven sent.
A drink for the parched indeed, the green and the soul.
Please now, do not be a stranger and visit more often.
Remember, you are always welcome and your replenishing nature needed.
Next time perhaps bring your friends, Thunder and Lightning
and we will have a party!
I would love to enjoy your beautiful state of Washington and call it mine,
green being my favorite color, I would feel right at home.
Then also you would be close enough to visit
and we could share the green together.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Dear Mommy,
Can you not get the hint? As I roll around on the keyboard like Tawny Kitean I am trying to give you the hint that my food bowl is in need of serious attention. I am not just trying to be cute here, quit petting me and cooing at me like I am the cutest thing since sliced bread, get the fuck up and put some food in my bowl woman!
Please do not skip my house tonight because last year we were absent enjoying
THE BEST CONCERT EVER in Philly USA, by THE BEST BAND EVER!
My porch will be extra scary tonight to make up for last year and the treats worth the stop.
So hope to see you all 6:30 sharp, follow the SCARY HOUSE sign, look for the spooky orange porch, the hanging fog covering the front lawn and walk, listen for the screams and chains clanking and please don't get too close to the fire burning torches and candles. Remember.....
As always, much fun awaits!
Your Friend,
Mama Tradition
PS.... see you in a month for the Christmas lights!
How i awate your presence. I will probably be using you within the hour. I have not yet showered and its 3:36 PM, I hope you provided adequate piping hot water for 5-10 minutes. Please note I will be listening to some Flaming Lips while I enjoy you, so you'll have to accept the tunes.
Sincerely,
lacking energy
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
I am disappointed. I am disappointed in the results of the election and in the meager turn out at the polls as a result of indifference. Those disgust me who opt to mute his own voice in the electoral process rather than risk having his vote canceled out by someone with an opposing view. Take the time to let your voice be heard no matter how predictable you feel the outcome may be (you might find yourself surprised). I hope the new Republican regime handles our state wisely. With an addition of +14 Representatives in the House, one additional Senator and a landslide victory of 65% in the gubernatorial election, I can't wait until they take office in January and the cloaks start coming off. The grass is not always greener.
Comments
do you remember me?
your old pal
VS
it was so nice of you to cave just before the tour started
sincerely
directv subscriber since 1998
thank you for showing the episodes online, even if i have to wait a day to see it. perhaps i will catch up with you at lunch tommorrow.
your pal,
81
i hope you enjoy your time in teh recycle bin. i'm sorry i couldn't take the time to read you.
your pal
none of the above
Please come to me soon lover, it's been a whole week...deliver the weekend to me, my sweetness!
Anxiously waiting,
-b
You amaze me!
I am grateful for your help in moving furniture that has grown to heavy for Dad and I.
A new generation of strength to be admired.
Thank you, thank you
Eternally Grateful
The Mama
And why do you cause a diabetes risk? What is up with that? One thought you were making a special someone healthier but now blood sugar levels are in a dangerous range. You suck! Now there will be more meds to counteract you! You double suck!!
Not that you are not unlike many other meds that have terrible side effects
and long term effects no one knows. The list is huge and growing daily.
Just had to say better off without you and your complications and your partners in crime.
Signed
Going it Alone
It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I will no longer be working for you. With an incredible stroke of luck, my previous employer said they would hire me back at my old position and salary. Give the $10 an hour to some other poor schmuck. I wont be needing it!!
Happy to be away from you,
Me.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
You are awesome! Your posts made me smile. Thank you Pandora for starting the thread..
Dear C.:
It's been too long my best friend. Come back. The end.
L
I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
Could you please fall off the face of the universe into a fiery death of pain, shit & piss?
You animals are useless trash and should all be beheaded.
Go Fuck Yourselves,
Altamont Speedway
p.s. you all stink like shit and should go bathe before dying a slow painful death.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Thank you for being such a kind host. We were very happy with the accommodations, but we are disappointed that our checkout was premature, as we never had a chance to visit the other tourist hotspots in your area, the famous Sweet Pea and Tessie.
Also, the checkout process was quite lethal to us and to our offspring. This was most unsatisfactory.
However, we did enjoy the final vision of your people hastily taking up the scatter rugs, medicating all of you, and vacuuming the entire house as well as laundering all the slipcovers and bed linens.
Disgruntled,
The Fleas
would you please go to sleep?
With kind regards,
Myself.
You are invited to my all night coffee party.
It starts in 12 minutes.
Bring your favorite coffee cup and favorite form of high-powered caffeine.
Wound Up,
Large Pupils
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I prefer tea to coffee, is that alright?
Yours truly,
Emmi.
Dear eMMi,
mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
wait...
that sounds terrible
it is true
i love me some tea
Sipped with lemon & honey,
Large Pupils
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Dear Large Pupils,
that does indeed sound terrible. But, we are
talking about tea, so it is verily excused.
Chamomile, peppermint, everyday Earl Grey -
it's all good.
I need to buy some lemons.
Sincerely,
Emmi.
Please stop thinking already. For one day I would love it if you just shut down. One day, that's all.
I need some quiet.
Sincerely,
Me
I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
hey I'm over here..... lil' help please
me
03/22/94, 01/14/95, 09/24/96, 08/25/98, 08/26/98, 08/31/98, 09/01/98, 09/22/98, 09/23/98, 08/09/00, 08/10/00, 08/12/00, 08/20/00, 08/21/00, 04/11/03, 04/13/03, 07/08/03, 07/09/03, 09/28/04, 09/29/04, 10/06/04, 10/08/04, 09/28/05, 05/20/06, 05/03/10, 05/04/10, 05/10/10
Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder.
* checks pockets*
Glad to help.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
My, aren't you lovely!
Your patter this morning soothing us awake was heaven sent.
A drink for the parched indeed, the green and the soul.
Please now, do not be a stranger and visit more often.
Remember, you are always welcome and your replenishing nature needed.
Next time perhaps bring your friends, Thunder and Lightning
and we will have a party!
See you soon I hope
Lovingly
your forever friend,
PJ
Move to western washington.
Swimming on land,
Soaking Wet Fun
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I would love to enjoy your beautiful state of Washington and call it mine,
green being my favorite color, I would feel right at home.
Then also you would be close enough to visit
and we could share the green together.
Hope your day is happy
Love,
pandora
get to packing!
Waiting patiently,
All your stuff.
Can you not get the hint? As I roll around on the keyboard like Tawny Kitean I am trying to give you the hint that my food bowl is in need of serious attention. I am not just trying to be cute here, quit petting me and cooing at me like I am the cutest thing since sliced bread, get the fuck up and put some food in my bowl woman!
Hungrily awaiting,
Gremmie
Please do not skip my house tonight because last year we were absent enjoying
THE BEST CONCERT EVER in Philly USA, by THE BEST BAND EVER!
My porch will be extra scary tonight to make up for last year and the treats worth the stop.
So hope to see you all 6:30 sharp, follow the SCARY HOUSE sign, look for the spooky orange porch, the hanging fog covering the front lawn and walk, listen for the screams and chains clanking and please don't get too close to the fire burning torches and candles. Remember.....
As always, much fun awaits!
Your Friend,
Mama Tradition
PS.... see you in a month for the Christmas lights!
How i awate your presence. I will probably be using you within the hour. I have not yet showered and its 3:36 PM, I hope you provided adequate piping hot water for 5-10 minutes. Please note I will be listening to some Flaming Lips while I enjoy you, so you'll have to accept the tunes.
Sincerely,
lacking energy
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
I don't have any candy, and the house looks empty. Please stop ringing my door bell.
Your pal
Grumpy old man
I am disappointed. I am disappointed in the results of the election and in the meager turn out at the polls as a result of indifference. Those disgust me who opt to mute his own voice in the electoral process rather than risk having his vote canceled out by someone with an opposing view. Take the time to let your voice be heard no matter how predictable you feel the outcome may be (you might find yourself surprised). I hope the new Republican regime handles our state wisely. With an addition of +14 Representatives in the House, one additional Senator and a landslide victory of 65% in the gubernatorial election, I can't wait until they take office in January and the cloaks start coming off. The grass is not always greener.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled voter