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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Stevie Nicks,

    You are badass.
    Since my childhood I have heard your call.
    I have always melted into your voice, loved your energy.
    As a boy I dreamed of kissing you.

    Today I am all grown up and doin' my thing.
    I have poetry for you.
    Your voice is needed.
    Pandora rocks.

    Love & Light,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,333
    Dear asshole Boss,

    I will not take the bait. Look as hard as you want. I will continue doing what I'm paid to do , HOW I'm told to do it. I will leave on my own terms. IN my own time. But rest assured I will be leaving. And as a parting farewell, where the buried bodies are will become known.

    You make 70-80 K a year. And you felt it necessary to complain to those who EARN 8-12 an hour that you didnt get a raise this year? Laughable.


    Better clean your sniper rifle very very well. I know I'm in the crosshairs. BUT , I'll wager you still cant hit me from CLOSE RANGE!!!!!

    Yours,
    A Gruntled Employee
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear 10c Staff,

    I got my hoodie, CD and keychain on Friday, yay! Now I will have to fight my spouse for the hoodie... :o
    An extra special thanks for the extra goodie tucked in as well... ;) I love it! :D

    You guys are wonderful and thanks again!

    Loyal Fan,
    4and20
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Dear Tiger Woods

    I would like to inform you that I have sent a letter of reprimand to two of the European Ryder Cup team. After a very difficult year for you I believe it discourteous for two Europeans to give you and your playing partner such a public spanking on the golf course today.

    Regards
    Roger Myass

    PS. Please keep your hands off the local women.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Mr. Black Diamond,

    Happy Birthday.

    Cheers,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    To the loved ones in my life that make things worthwhile,

    I love you beyond words. If it wasn't for your love and support.....I have no idea what I would do. You all give me balance against the darkness.

    ♥ and gratitude,
    b
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    Dear Kids,

    I know it is school holidays and you all have your mates over, but can you please stop eating us out of house and home.

    From your friends
    Fridge and Pantry.
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Jo wrote:
    Dear Kids,

    I know it is school holidays and you all have your mates over, but can you please stop eating us out of house and home.

    From your friends
    Fridge and Pantry.
    :lol::lol:
    Someone else that happens too. I had to ban them having friends around once as they were costing us a fortune.
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    And...

    Dear Kids,
    Just because it is school holidays and you all have your friends around doesn't mean I'm going to put up with bad language, selfish behaviour and sulking because you are not getting your own way.......
    PLAY NICE!! or I'll put you in Time-out!

    From
    The Ghost of Future comming, you little shits. 8-)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear supply chick,

    I am out of memo paper.

    Thanks
    81
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dear Couch:

    Im very upset about the meeting we had yesterday. You lured me in, looking all comfy and cozy. I took the bait and took a nap on you for about an hour or two before football began. I awoke with a stiff neck that persists till today. Im not quite sure if you are 100% to blame, but I hold both you and the couch pillows accountable. Please be advised that I will be seeking a replacement for you in the near future.

    -twisted neck
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dear Brain

    Why are you running away with yourself too much at the moment. Thoughts all over the place, getting in a flap about stuff. Please desist or I will have to forcibly remove you.

    Yours

    The body that you live in.
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Dear Monday/sadness of missing someone/work overload,

    FUCK YOU.

    Go suck it,
    b
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dear mother nature,

    hi! so remember last week you had the thermostat at about 346 degrees? yeah that was pretty bad

    so today, you decide that rain and cold is in order...i think today's temp is half of what it was last monday

    um...are you on drugs? or, are you off your drugs you should be on? either way, make up your mind, take your meds, whatever

    thanks
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,333
    norm wrote:
    dear mother nature,

    hi! so remember last week you had the thermostat at about 346 degrees? yeah that was pretty bad

    so today, you decide that rain and cold is in order...i think today's temp is half of what it was last monday

    um...are you on drugs? or, are you off your drugs you should be on? either way, make up your mind, take your meds, whatever

    thanks
    telling you, she thinks it's Columbus!!!! :mrgreen:
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    norm wrote:
    dear mother nature,

    hi! so remember last week you had the thermostat at about 346 degrees? yeah that was pretty bad

    so today, you decide that rain and cold is in order...i think today's temp is half of what it was last monday

    um...are you on drugs? or, are you off your drugs you should be on? either way, make up your mind, take your meds, whatever

    thanks
    P.S. to above note

    And yeah I know it's seasons changing but I hate that you make the sky dark by 7pm. Fuck you.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear Nice Coffee People at the kiosk at the Government Center train station,

    Thank you for smiling every morning. You all seem to enjoy your jobs very much.

    I don't know how, with thousands of commuters passing through every day, you know that I always get a large hot coffee with cream only. But every morning you have it waiting by the time I get to the front of the line.

    You are all very nice and I appreciate it.

    Tomorrow I'm going to say that out loud...

    With warm regards,

    Unlost Dogs
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear unlost dogs coffee people,

    You fuckers rock.

    Some dude,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    norm wrote:
    dear mother nature,

    hi! so remember last week you had the thermostat at about 346 degrees? yeah that was pretty bad

    so today, you decide that rain and cold is in order...i think today's temp is half of what it was last monday

    um...are you on drugs? or, are you off your drugs you should be on? either way, make up your mind, take your meds, whatever

    thanks
    P.S. to above note

    And yeah I know it's seasons changing but I hate that you make the sky dark by 7pm. Fuck you.

    oh she doesn't want to hear my thoughts on the rotation of the earth and shit :twisted:
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear Chiquimonkey and Norm,

    Thank you for taking the time to share your concerns with me.

    I am sorry that my recent performance failed to meet your expectations. Please know that I take this seriously and be assured that the issues that you have identified will be fully reviewed. Upon completion of that review we will be happy to share relevant findings with you.

    In the meantime, as a token of my thanks I will be sending in your direction a typhoon, a moderate earthquake, and a plague of locusts.

    Thank you again for your time and your continued support.

    With sincere appreciation,

    Mother Nature
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)

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