You really shouldn't leave intriguing things, such as an open can of paint, unattended. I realize you were in the room and not 2 feet away but my curiosity is uncontrollable when there are such magnificent things to explore. I am sorry for my inability to look with my eyes only. Do you think you will ever be able to forgive me or will the puddle of paint and small green footsteps down the hallway be too much of a reminder?
P.S. How long do you think it will take me to get this out of my fur jacket?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
You really shouldn't leave intriguing things, such as an open can of paint, unattended. I realize you were in the room and not 2 feet away but my curiosity is uncontrollable when there are such magnificent things to explore. I am sorry for my inability to look with my eyes only. Do you think you will ever be able to forgive me or will the puddle of paint and small green footsteps down the hallway be too much of a reminder?
P.S. How long do you think it will take me to get this out of my fur jacket?
It has been a while since we last saw one another and I have missed you so much and have lots to share with you. I'm hoping we can get re-connected over a coffee next week and spend some much needed time together.
If you stopped throwing me around at the liquor store and at every other pub between your home and office, there would be more of me to spend on your boob job.
Must you get so out of control when playing with squeaky toys? You didn't have to jump up on me and gouge out a big chunk of my upper lip on Saturday....THAT HURT! It bled for 2 hours! I don't think you'd have that dorky tongue hanging smile if I made the cats turn on you and gouge out a chunk of your cold wet labby nose...actually I know for a fact that you'd cry bloody murder and tuck your tail between your legs and want me to feed you cookies and ice cream in bed and try to milk it for what it's worth. Guess again buddy boy, I'm off to sharpen some cat claws.
disgruntled cleft lipped lab owner....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
After all I did for you..you up and walk out on me Monday morning. I even gave you an extra hour to cuddle this time and you treat me like a used whore.
Sincerely,
Brink
Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
i wrote this the other day and thought i would post it here and in the poetry forum.
Dear poem
No more dear poem
dear poem
let me go away
left to me be away
dear poem
Amaze me poem
amazement the poem?
live poem
live to be old poetry
live poem
Bring your own vessel
your own sea
dear poem
dear poem
You cry you cry
I lean farther to dampen my own handkerchief
poem the raining sky
raining sky eyes so blank
Dear poem dear poem
where is your chimney
your smoking cold night
the night’s tall warmth
heating stars and… and dear poem
where is your kingdom
where is your air
Ink walls
it is all up and around
through and in spreading dear poem
widening dear poem swan
dear poem swan
admirable visions admiral
admiral admirable visions
Supremely powerful
dear poem dear poem
you are pearls falling over mushrooms
and filling craters
dear poem dear poem
consuming decay
You are the subject
the history
the best of scale
like something foreign
and in the stone revolutions
of time
dear poem
thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint
your pal
81
so the hooker made it in? was worried there for a minute.
Dear Micky,
Next time, please check for an adams apple.
your pal
81
well, I thought since you were in the joint and all. Ok , point taken, next time I'll check. But you have to make sure there ISNT a next time little mister!!! Or we'll take your smokes from you!!!!!
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear 3:00 a.m.
Why do you mock me? Why do you insist on getting older and older as I sit here and watch you waste away? Do you not realize I have things I must accomplish tomorrow and you are not helping any by not allowing me to rest? You are so cruel and unrelenting. Please loosen the stranglehold you have and allow me to give way to sleepy land.
Please go away. I have a lot to do and you keep telling me to lie on the sofa and watch TV. Mr Coffee isn't helping so I switched to caffeinated, which means I'm serious. I skipped breakfast so that I would have hunger to drive me on but still you're lurking around.
Please bring your tiredness to my house to have a sleep over with my 3:00 a.m. and maybe they could work out a little compromise. If you don't mind stop by a little earlier in the evening though, say 12:00 or so, and we will see what transpires.
Lets get something straight. I'm following all my food guidelines. Do you know how hard it is to eat 35-40 grams of fiber a day??? I drink enough water to drown a small pony and I'm not eating popcorn again for the rest of my life!
I'm slowing paying down the bill for my colonoscopy (thanks high deductible) during which I had some really wonderful pictures taken of you hiding around a couple of nooks and crannies deep in my left abdomen. Who knew a handful of pockets could be handed down genetically and cause so much havoc? Well, they say it is in my case because of my age. My doc said once it's found in someone "my age" it will come on with a vengeance and only get worse as I get older.
So , as long as we understand each other we should get along just fine. I'll do what I'm supposed to and you stay the hell away from me. I have the ammunition to fight if you decide to show up again. My cabinet is loaded up with pills that will kill you so I want to give you fair warning before you waste anymore of my time. If we stay on equal ground my diverticuli will live happily undisturbed in a nice fast moving fiber rich environment.
Thanks,
Spr
p.s please invest in Benefiber, apparently I will be buying lots of it!
Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
Dearest Pete,
You always smelled so good,
made me laugh....made me smile.
Perfectly particular, kind and generous.
Good to my ladies, forgiving with the boy.
Peacemaker,
toast giver,
sing a song for us....again.
Rest in peace Sir,
You are loved and missed.
Tink
Allow me to introduce you to the Christmas tree. Yes, it is a tree. Yes, it is in the house. No, you are not allowed to climb it. STAY AWAY!
P.S. The little baubles that hang from it are not a mother load of new toys for you either, they are called decorations. Say it with me...dec-or-a-tions. And the moat of water at the base is not a fancy new drinking dish. If I should find you can not resist the temptation any further, I shall spike the water with something interesting as it is hard enough for me to climb up under there to keep a supply of water for the tree. Be advised, sweet little kitty...I am watching.
It's about fucking time you come out to visit us!! Please remember when you go back to your safe little hotel room, 20 minutes away from us, that I will be smoking hella pot and drinking massive quntities of beer. But I will remain completely sober during the hours we spend with you. I hope you enjoy the beauty that is Kansas City, and we are SOOOOO happy that you are coming out finally! I believe you will enjoy every hour of historic gorgeouness that is our city.. You may have raised us in California, but you taught us to appreciate beauty where ever we find it. Dad, I appreciate all you have done for me, all the time and effort you put into saving us from the hell that was our Mother, and for marrying our step mom, who was by far better than your first wife. You may think you have failed us, since we turned out to be major pot-heads, but in all reality.. Imagine how we would have turned out if not for you?? Anyhow so glad you're finally coming out to see us!!
Your Daughter, and unlike my Mother you two are allowed to call me daughter.
Comments
Your flattery will get you nowhere... :evil: My mommy exploits me. Do not laugh at her evil lies.
Sweetest Regards,
Gremmie
You really shouldn't leave intriguing things, such as an open can of paint, unattended. I realize you were in the room and not 2 feet away but my curiosity is uncontrollable when there are such magnificent things to explore.
P.S. How long do you think it will take me to get this out of my fur jacket?
With loving regards,
Gremmie the kitty
Must you come so early in the morning? I thought 5 was early . Cant a guy sleep in a little later? No? DAMN!!!!
will probably eventually get used to it, but I still don't like it,
Department Manager
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
You are a god. My neck and shoulders have never felt so good.
Rock on, handsome masseuse.
Unlost Dogs
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear Funny Post of the day,
you made me chuckle
thanks
my belly
If you think it's funny, why don't you jiggle on over here and clean that shit up? If Mommy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
I'll be under the bed when you get here, just blow the horn.
G
:shock: I don't think I was his type :shock:
It has been a while since we last saw one another and I have missed you so much and have lots to share with you. I'm hoping we can get re-connected over a coffee next week and spend some much needed time together.
Look forward to seeing you soon,
Regards Jo xxoo
If you stopped throwing me around at the liquor store and at every other pub between your home and office, there would be more of me to spend on your boob job.
Regards,
Money
Must you get so out of control when playing with squeaky toys? You didn't have to jump up on me and gouge out a big chunk of my upper lip on Saturday....THAT HURT! It bled for 2 hours! I don't think you'd have that dorky tongue hanging smile if I made the cats turn on you and gouge out a chunk of your cold wet labby nose...actually I know for a fact that you'd cry bloody murder and tuck your tail between your legs and want me to feed you cookies and ice cream in bed and try to milk it for what it's worth. Guess again buddy boy, I'm off to sharpen some cat claws.
disgruntled cleft lipped lab owner....
- Christopher McCandless
After all I did for you..you up and walk out on me Monday morning. I even gave you an extra hour to cuddle this time and you treat me like a used whore.
Sincerely,
Brink
Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
much like the movie "fight club" , some of the things here would fall under the first rule of said club. Barring that follow the second rule.
sincerly,
Tyler Durden
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint
your pal
81
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear Micky,
Next time, please check for an adams apple.
your pal
81
Dear poem
No more dear poem
dear poem
let me go away
left to me be away
dear poem
Amaze me poem
amazement the poem?
live poem
live to be old poetry
live poem
Bring your own vessel
your own sea
dear poem
dear poem
You cry you cry
I lean farther to dampen my own handkerchief
poem the raining sky
raining sky eyes so blank
Dear poem dear poem
where is your chimney
your smoking cold night
the night’s tall warmth
heating stars and… and dear poem
where is your kingdom
where is your air
Ink walls
it is all up and around
through and in spreading dear poem
widening dear poem swan
dear poem swan
admirable visions admiral
admiral admirable visions
Supremely powerful
dear poem dear poem
you are pearls falling over mushrooms
and filling craters
dear poem dear poem
consuming decay
You are the subject
the history
the best of scale
like something foreign
and in the stone revolutions
of time
dear poem
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Why do you mock me? Why do you insist on getting older and older as I sit here and watch you waste away? Do you not realize I have things I must accomplish tomorrow and you are not helping any by not allowing me to rest? You are so cruel and unrelenting. Please loosen the stranglehold you have and allow me to give way to sleepy land.
Night-night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
me
Please go away. I have a lot to do and you keep telling me to lie on the sofa and watch TV. Mr Coffee isn't helping so I switched to caffeinated, which means I'm serious. I skipped breakfast so that I would have hunger to drive me on but still you're lurking around.
Quite simply, bugger off!
Yours sincerely
Woman in a dressing gown and slippers
Please bring your tiredness to my house to have a sleep over with my 3:00 a.m. and maybe they could work out a little compromise. If you don't mind stop by a little earlier in the evening though, say 12:00 or so, and we will see what transpires.
Thanks,
Sleepless
Lets get something straight. I'm following all my food guidelines. Do you know how hard it is to eat 35-40 grams of fiber a day??? I drink enough water to drown a small pony and I'm not eating popcorn again for the rest of my life!
I'm slowing paying down the bill for my colonoscopy (thanks high deductible) during which I had some really wonderful pictures taken of you hiding around a couple of nooks and crannies deep in my left abdomen. Who knew a handful of pockets could be handed down genetically and cause so much havoc? Well, they say it is in my case because of my age. My doc said once it's found in someone "my age" it will come on with a vengeance and only get worse as I get older.
So , as long as we understand each other we should get along just fine. I'll do what I'm supposed to and you stay the hell away from me. I have the ammunition to fight if you decide to show up again. My cabinet is loaded up with pills that will kill you so I want to give you fair warning before you waste anymore of my time. If we stay on equal ground my diverticuli will live happily undisturbed in a nice fast moving fiber rich environment.
Thanks,
Spr
p.s please invest in Benefiber, apparently I will be buying lots of it!
Could you please remember to use a turn signal? It's not rocket science.
--A Frustrated Commuter
Please write yourselves.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled MA student
2005: Kitchener/Hamilton/Toronto
2006: Toronto 1 & 2
2008: Hartford/EV Toronto 1 & 2
2009: Toronto/Philadelphia 3 & 4
2010: Buffalo
2011: Montreal/Toronto 1 & 2/Hamilton
2013: London/Buffalo/Vancouver/Seattle
2016: Toronto 1 & 2
2022: Hamilton/Toronto
2023: EV Seattle 1&2
Dear Frustrated Commuter,
Please refrain from tailgating me and stay out of my way.
your friendly non turn signal using pal,
81
You always smelled so good,
made me laugh....made me smile.
Perfectly particular, kind and generous.
Good to my ladies, forgiving with the boy.
Peacemaker,
toast giver,
sing a song for us....again.
Rest in peace Sir,
You are loved and missed.
Tink
Allow me to introduce you to the Christmas tree. Yes, it is a tree. Yes, it is in the house. No, you are not allowed to climb it. STAY AWAY!
P.S. The little baubles that hang from it are not a mother load of new toys for you either, they are called decorations. Say it with me...dec-or-a-tions. And the moat of water at the base is not a fancy new drinking dish. If I should find you can not resist the temptation any further, I shall spike the water with something interesting as it is hard enough for me to climb up under there to keep a supply of water for the tree. Be advised, sweet little kitty...I am watching.
Your loving Mommy
It's about fucking time you come out to visit us!! Please remember when you go back to your safe little hotel room, 20 minutes away from us, that I will be smoking hella pot and drinking massive quntities of beer. But I will remain completely sober during the hours we spend with you. I hope you enjoy the beauty that is Kansas City, and we are SOOOOO happy that you are coming out finally! I believe you will enjoy every hour of historic gorgeouness that is our city.. You may have raised us in California, but you taught us to appreciate beauty where ever we find it. Dad, I appreciate all you have done for me, all the time and effort you put into saving us from the hell that was our Mother, and for marrying our step mom, who was by far better than your first wife. You may think you have failed us, since we turned out to be major pot-heads, but in all reality.. Imagine how we would have turned out if not for you?? Anyhow so glad you're finally coming out to see us!!
Your Daughter, and unlike my Mother you two are allowed to call me daughter.