Dear Valued Customer,
Due to your lack of correspondence with our office, you are in a deep pile of finiancial poo.
If you are having difficulties in meeting your re-payments please contact us at your earliest convienience.
** Please note: We do NOT accept TOURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as an official excuse.
Whats with the lack of love for green lights?
I was never able to find chasing solid green lights these past years and
now I can't find the solid green LED lights.
Green is awesome...peaceful, pretty, serene, and like red the it's other Christmas color.
Whats with the lack of love for green lights?
I was never able to find chasing solid green lights these past years and
now I can't find the solid green LED lights.
Green is awesome...peaceful, pretty, serene, and like red the it's other Christmas color.
Please work on this for next year.
Sincerely,
I choose Blue this year
Hey! get some heat resistant glass paint and you'll be sweet.
Due to unforseen circumstances Christmas is just around the corner. We would like to inform you that there may be a delay in sanity returning, especialy during AND after the 'family' cellabrations.
Please take two minutes before you leave home and remove the snow from your car's hood, roof and trunk. Snow on the hood has a tendacy to blow up onto the windshield and cause visibility issues when driving along. A snow scraper isn't that expensive and it doesn't take but a minute or two to remove.
Also, when you have frost on your windows, please take a minute to scrape it off so that you can see where you are going, out your side windows and rear. Visibility in all directions is sort of important when driving and changing lanes.
If you can't handle these two little things, please stay home.
Can you please let me win the lottery just once? It doesn't have to be a massive amount..5,000? maybe even 10,000? I would like, at least for one year, to buy my wife a nice present.
I would appreciate it...someone send a sign to let me know which one to play as well.
thanks,
T. aka boo boo
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Please remember that others have paid to see the band you are seeing as well. Some may have travelled long distances and paid for hotels as well as the tickets. What I'm trying to say politely is stop talking and shouting during every song and shut the fuck up!
Please be aware that your filthy shirt, dirty hands, and smelly breath have been dully noted. You may not realize it, but I was much less willing to let you re-play your song today because I was having a hard time standing next to you without getting ill.
Maybe you think your grooming habits aren't important? Maybe you think it shouldn't matter that you come in reeking of old smoke and body-odor? Don't you realize that it causes me to assume that your practice habits were equally sloppy and careless?
To clarify, let me tell you now, they DID make me less comfortable through-out my entire interaction with you today and that most likely had an adverse effect on my patience.
Please be aware that your filthy shirt, dirty hands, and smelly breath have been dully noted. You may not realize it, but I was much less willing to let you re-play your song today because I was having a hard time standing next to you without getting ill.
Maybe you think your grooming habits aren't important? Maybe you think it shouldn't matter that you come in reeking of old smoke and body-odor? Don't you realize that it causes me to assume that your practice habits were equally sloppy and careless?
To clarify, let me tell you now, they DID make me less comfortable through-out my entire interaction with you today and that most likely had an adverse effect on my patience.
Sincerely,
Your usually cheerful teacher
Dear cranky piano teacher,
assuming that your piano playing student has sloppy and careless practice habits because he or she is a slob is absurd. do you actually believe the piano & harpsicord masters were always well bathed & groomed? i would think Beethoven had better more important things to do than worry about his personal hygiene.
although i agree, i do not like the smell of body odor.
justam... you are out of order
now go to your room
one more thing... during my college time i did workstudy @ the school's trout/salmon hatchery
everyday i worked and showed up for class stinking like fish, wearing fish slime, and loving it.
i would be devastated if i bothered anyone :twisted:
Smiles,
Smelly ass bastard trying to learn something
While I admire your zest for learning and your courageous defense of the underdog, you needn't waste your time in this case.
You obviously have not been subjected to an entire semester with this stinky student! If you had, you would realize that this particular young man is also an unprepared pain-in-the-neck all the time.
You're an asshole. Not only has my dog been subjected to embarassment by wearing one of those goofy ass cones on his head, he has to swallow huge pills that I'm sure are not anywhere near being tasty. You also cost me $60+ that I didn't have. Your existence is futile at best, and the fact that you have 8 legs doesn't mean that one of my enormously awesome ones won't squash your pathetic body next time I see you.
I'm usually a very kind individual, and believe to cause no harm to any creature...but you sir, have crossed a line and affected something dear to me. All Zeke was doing was sleeping, and you infected him with your poison. That's all you are, poison. You are poisonous to everything around you, and you have way too many eyes. In short, you're fucking ugly.
I advise you tell everyone in your clique of eight-legged fucko's to stay out of sight as I will not differentiate one from the other. Because of your careless actions, you and all of your friends, children, relatives, enemies, associates, and lovers will unquestionably be meeting the soles of my shoes.
PS. Stay the fuck out of my dragon tree. There was no invitation extended your way.
Sincerely,
The guy that's always disliked spiders
The guy you stole $60 from
The guy who loves his dog much more than anything in your genus
The guy who will bring you your doom.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
While I admire your zest for learning and your courageous defense of the underdog, you needn't waste your time in this case.
You obviously have not been subjected to an entire semester with this stinky student! If you had, you would realize that this particular young man is also an unprepared pain-in-the-neck all the time.
Sincerely,
me
outstanding work, justly.
you frickin rock, sister.
Please be aware that public transportation is designed to be "public." That's why they call it that.
What that means is, the subway trains and streetcars are not your living room. Thus, it is inappropriate for you to spread open the newspaper and expect others to shrink into the fetal position in order to accommodate your desire to read all about Tom Brady's thinning hair.
Nor is the train your own personal moving van. You should not be surprised when people stare as you board said train with seventeen suitcases, a golf umbrella and a backpack bigger than what they use to scale Everest. And when you squeeze on with a full-size Christmas tree and get dirty looks from the rest of the rush hour crowd, don't be stunned. Perhaps all aboard don't appreciate your jocularity. (Although I thought it was pretty funny, I do admit, and as you recall I complimented you on your sheer badassness.)
And lastly, the train is not a kitchen. Please do not sit next to me and open four Jello cups, one after the other, and eat them ravenously as though you had been denied food for a long period of time. The lime ones nearly made me hurl in your shopping bag. And, while we're on the subject, it's best if you close your mouth while chewing. That way you won't spew chunks of lime-flavored horse hooves on my leg.
why exactly are you walking in the street in the dark when there is a perfectly good sidewalk to walk on? would you like me run you over? because i'd be more than to do so...i'm in favor of thinning the heard of the stupid
While I admire your zest for learning and your courageous defense of the underdog, you needn't waste your time in this case.
You obviously have not been subjected to an entire semester with this stinky student! If you had, you would realize that this particular young man is also an unprepared pain-in-the-neck all the time.
Sincerely,
me
Dear you,
sounds like me at study time trying to learn something; raising salmon & trout (learning more stuff) all the while getting muddy, rained & snowed on, covered in fish slime, guts & blood, eggs and sperm, moss, weeds, and sticks. then marching myself to class; algebra, english, creative writing, some of the environmental sciences and fisheries and forestry classes. my boots are muddy when i go to class. oh and i took music appreaciation class pretty much damp most days.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
While I admire your zest for learning and your courageous defense of the underdog, you needn't waste your time in this case.
You obviously have not been subjected to an entire semester with this stinky student! If you had, you would realize that this particular young man is also an unprepared pain-in-the-neck all the time.
Sincerely,
me
Dear you,
sounds like me at study time trying to learn something; raising salmon & trout (learning more stuff) all the while getting muddy, rained & snowed on, covered in fish slime, guts & blood, eggs and sperm, moss, weeds, and sticks. then marching myself to class; algebra, english, creative writing, some of the environmental sciences and fisheries and forestry classes. my boots are muddy when i go to class. oh and i took music appreaciation class pretty much damp most days.
Smiles,
me
We just moved towns and scored jobs. To be social we would do THE tradition at the "end of a hard WORKING day go straight to the local pub like every other bloke in town,
but as I was a woman and I worked in a tannery using Fish Oils, I would have smelled quite disgusting. :?
but I didn't know??!
After a couple of days my mates said I stank.
Never judge a reaction by it's action.........What Tha?
Yes, you are cute. You however are not cute when you stick your fingers in the dip and swirl it around and lick your fingers and then continue to do it over and over again. You are also not cute when you stick your hands down your pants to scratch your bum, then stick your filthy hands into my Turkey dinner. To be kind, I kept my mouth shut and did not finish my dinner.
Please do not run around and pick up leaves and other such decaying matter from the outside and try to stick it into my mouth when I am chatting with your mother.
I am also puzzled by the unknown force that affects you and all other little children that appears to magically glue you to my side on a consistent basis when I visit. This 'magical force' has a terrible side effect.... I end up being sick for weeks on end.
Excuse me, I think I hear a bottle of codeine and a box of azithromycin calling my name.
stuffed up, coughing, and miserable...
4and20
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Yes, you are cute. You however are not cute when you stick your fingers in the dip and swirl it around and lick your fingers and then continue to do it over and over again. You are also not cute when you stick your hands down your pants to scratch your bum, then stick your filthy hands into my Turkey dinner. To be kind, I kept my mouth shut and did not finish my dinner.
Please do not run around and pick up leaves and other such decaying matter from the outside and try to stick it into my mouth when I am chatting with your mother.
I am also puzzled by the unknown force that affects you and all other little children that appears to magically glue you to my side on a consistent basis when I visit. This 'magical force' has a terrible side effect.... I end up being sick for weeks on end.
Excuse me, I think I hear a bottle of codeine and a box of azithromycin calling my name.
stuffed up, coughing, and miserable...
4and20
i didn't think i resembled a little kid or 81
sorry
i don't think this town's big enough for the two of us
Yes, you are cute. You however are not cute when you stick your fingers in the dip and swirl it around and lick your fingers and then continue to do it over and over again. You are also not cute when you stick your hands down your pants to scratch your bum, then stick your filthy hands into my Turkey dinner. To be kind, I kept my mouth shut and did not finish my dinner.
Please do not run around and pick up leaves and other such decaying matter from the outside and try to stick it into my mouth when I am chatting with your mother.
I am also puzzled by the unknown force that affects you and all other little children that appears to magically glue you to my side on a consistent basis when I visit. This 'magical force' has a terrible side effect.... I end up being sick for weeks on end.
Excuse me, I think I hear a bottle of codeine and a box of azithromycin calling my name.
stuffed up, coughing, and miserable...
4and20
i didn't think i resembled a little kid or 81
sorry
i don't think this town's big enough for the two of us
Are you challenging me to a draw Chad?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Please be aware that public transportation is designed to be "public." That's why they call it that.
What that means is, the subway trains and streetcars are not your living room. Thus, it is inappropriate for you to spread open the newspaper and expect others to shrink into the fetal position in order to accommodate your desire to read all about Tom Brady's thinning hair.
Nor is the train your own personal moving van. You should not be surprised when people stare as you board said train with seventeen suitcases, a golf umbrella and a backpack bigger than what they use to scale Everest. And when you squeeze on with a full-size Christmas tree and get dirty looks from the rest of the rush hour crowd, don't be stunned. Perhaps all aboard don't appreciate your jocularity. (Although I thought it was pretty funny, I do admit, and as you recall I complimented you on your sheer badassness.)
And lastly, the train is not a kitchen. Please do not sit next to me and open four Jello cups, one after the other, and eat them ravenously as though you had been denied food for a long period of time. The lime ones nearly made me hurl in your shopping bag. And, while we're on the subject, it's best if you close your mouth while chewing. That way you won't spew chunks of lime-flavored horse hooves on my leg.
That is all.
Unlost Dogs
YES! Thank you Unlost. Correct on ALL counts.
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
Yes, you are cute. You however are not cute when you stick your fingers in the dip and swirl it around and lick your fingers and then continue to do it over and over again. You are also not cute when you stick your hands down your pants to scratch your bum, then stick your filthy hands into my Turkey dinner. To be kind, I kept my mouth shut and did not finish my dinner.
Please do not run around and pick up leaves and other such decaying matter from the outside and try to stick it into my mouth when I am chatting with your mother.
I am also puzzled by the unknown force that affects you and all other little children that appears to magically glue you to my side on a consistent basis when I visit. This 'magical force' has a terrible side effect.... I end up being sick for weeks on end.
Excuse me, I think I hear a bottle of codeine and a box of azithromycin calling my name.
stuffed up, coughing, and miserable...
4and20
i didn't think i resembled a little kid or 81
sorry
i don't think this town's big enough for the two of us
Are you challenging me to a draw Chad?
sounds like it to me. Packed bowls at 20 paces plus 4.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
sounds like it to me. Packed bowls at 20 paces plus 4.
are you prepared?
I'm always prepared, first one to blow 20 smoke rings wins....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Comments
Due to your lack of correspondence with our office, you are in a deep pile of finiancial poo.
If you are having difficulties in meeting your re-payments please contact us at your earliest convienience.
** Please note: We do NOT accept TOURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as an official excuse.
Signed The Grinch.
Whats with the lack of love for green lights?
I was never able to find chasing solid green lights these past years and
now I can't find the solid green LED lights.
Green is awesome...peaceful, pretty, serene, and like red the it's other Christmas color.
Please work on this for next year.
Sincerely,
I choose Blue this year
Hey! get some heat resistant glass paint and you'll be sweet.
Due to unforseen circumstances Christmas is just around the corner. We would like to inform you that there may be a delay in sanity returning, especialy during AND after the 'family' cellabrations.
regards
Invoices
Please take two minutes before you leave home and remove the snow from your car's hood, roof and trunk. Snow on the hood has a tendacy to blow up onto the windshield and cause visibility issues when driving along. A snow scraper isn't that expensive and it doesn't take but a minute or two to remove.
Also, when you have frost on your windows, please take a minute to scrape it off so that you can see where you are going, out your side windows and rear. Visibility in all directions is sort of important when driving and changing lanes.
If you can't handle these two little things, please stay home.
your pal
fellow motorist
Can you please let me win the lottery just once? It doesn't have to be a massive amount..5,000? maybe even 10,000? I would like, at least for one year, to buy my wife a nice present.
I would appreciate it...someone send a sign to let me know which one to play as well.
thanks,
T. aka boo boo
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Please remember that others have paid to see the band you are seeing as well. Some may have travelled long distances and paid for hotels as well as the tickets. What I'm trying to say politely is stop talking and shouting during every song and shut the fuck up!
Please be aware that your filthy shirt, dirty hands, and smelly breath have been dully noted. You may not realize it, but I was much less willing to let you re-play your song today because I was having a hard time standing next to you without getting ill.
Maybe you think your grooming habits aren't important? Maybe you think it shouldn't matter that you come in reeking of old smoke and body-odor? Don't you realize that it causes me to assume that your practice habits were equally sloppy and careless?
To clarify, let me tell you now, they DID make me less comfortable through-out my entire interaction with you today and that most likely had an adverse effect on my patience.
Sincerely,
Your usually cheerful teacher
Thanks! Looking forward to the day when you are back here safe.
J
Dear cranky piano teacher,
assuming that your piano playing student has sloppy and careless practice habits because he or she is a slob is absurd. do you actually believe the piano & harpsicord masters were always well bathed & groomed? i would think Beethoven had better more important things to do than worry about his personal hygiene.
although i agree, i do not like the smell of body odor.
justam... you are out of order
now go to your room
one more thing... during my college time i did workstudy @ the school's trout/salmon hatchery
everyday i worked and showed up for class stinking like fish, wearing fish slime, and loving it.
i would be devastated if i bothered anyone :twisted:
Smiles,
Smelly ass bastard trying to learn something
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
While I admire your zest for learning and your courageous defense of the underdog, you needn't waste your time in this case.
You obviously have not been subjected to an entire semester with this stinky student! If you had, you would realize that this particular young man is also an unprepared pain-in-the-neck all the time.
Sincerely,
me
You're an asshole. Not only has my dog been subjected to embarassment by wearing one of those goofy ass cones on his head, he has to swallow huge pills that I'm sure are not anywhere near being tasty. You also cost me $60+ that I didn't have. Your existence is futile at best, and the fact that you have 8 legs doesn't mean that one of my enormously awesome ones won't squash your pathetic body next time I see you.
I'm usually a very kind individual, and believe to cause no harm to any creature...but you sir, have crossed a line and affected something dear to me. All Zeke was doing was sleeping, and you infected him with your poison. That's all you are, poison. You are poisonous to everything around you, and you have way too many eyes. In short, you're fucking ugly.
I advise you tell everyone in your clique of eight-legged fucko's to stay out of sight as I will not differentiate one from the other. Because of your careless actions, you and all of your friends, children, relatives, enemies, associates, and lovers will unquestionably be meeting the soles of my shoes.
PS. Stay the fuck out of my dragon tree. There was no invitation extended your way.
Sincerely,
The guy that's always disliked spiders
The guy you stole $60 from
The guy who loves his dog much more than anything in your genus
The guy who will bring you your doom.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
outstanding work, justly.
you frickin rock, sister.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Please be aware that public transportation is designed to be "public." That's why they call it that.
What that means is, the subway trains and streetcars are not your living room. Thus, it is inappropriate for you to spread open the newspaper and expect others to shrink into the fetal position in order to accommodate your desire to read all about Tom Brady's thinning hair.
Nor is the train your own personal moving van. You should not be surprised when people stare as you board said train with seventeen suitcases, a golf umbrella and a backpack bigger than what they use to scale Everest. And when you squeeze on with a full-size Christmas tree and get dirty looks from the rest of the rush hour crowd, don't be stunned. Perhaps all aboard don't appreciate your jocularity. (Although I thought it was pretty funny, I do admit, and as you recall I complimented you on your sheer badassness.)
And lastly, the train is not a kitchen. Please do not sit next to me and open four Jello cups, one after the other, and eat them ravenously as though you had been denied food for a long period of time. The lime ones nearly made me hurl in your shopping bag. And, while we're on the subject, it's best if you close your mouth while chewing. That way you won't spew chunks of lime-flavored horse hooves on my leg.
That is all.
Unlost Dogs
why exactly are you walking in the street in the dark when there is a perfectly good sidewalk to walk on? would you like me run you over? because i'd be more than to do so...i'm in favor of thinning the heard of the stupid
yours,
a driver that doesn't want to hit pedestrians
Dear you,
sounds like me at study time trying to learn something; raising salmon & trout (learning more stuff) all the while getting muddy, rained & snowed on, covered in fish slime, guts & blood, eggs and sperm, moss, weeds, and sticks. then marching myself to class; algebra, english, creative writing, some of the environmental sciences and fisheries and forestry classes. my boots are muddy when i go to class. oh and i took music appreaciation class pretty much damp most days.
Smiles,
me
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Just get over it already.
Sincerly,
impatient, intolerant asshole. :P
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
We just moved towns and scored jobs. To be social we would do THE tradition at the "end of a hard WORKING day go straight to the local pub like every other bloke in town,
but as I was a woman and I worked in a tannery using Fish Oils, I would have smelled quite disgusting. :?
but I didn't know??!
After a couple of days my mates said I stank.
Never judge a reaction by it's action.........What Tha?
So, you're saying your sandwich was... half full?
:lolno:
Yes, you are cute. You however are not cute when you stick your fingers in the dip and swirl it around and lick your fingers and then continue to do it over and over again. You are also not cute when you stick your hands down your pants to scratch your bum, then stick your filthy hands into my Turkey dinner.
Please do not run around and pick up leaves and other such decaying matter from the outside and try to stick it into my mouth when I am chatting with your mother.
I am also puzzled by the unknown force that affects you and all other little children that appears to magically glue you to my side on a consistent basis when I visit. This 'magical force' has a terrible side effect.... I end up being sick for weeks on end.
Excuse me, I think I hear a bottle of codeine and a box of azithromycin calling my name.
stuffed up, coughing, and miserable...
4and20
- Christopher McCandless
sorry
i don't think this town's big enough for the two of us
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Are you challenging me to a draw Chad?
- Christopher McCandless
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
are you prepared?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'm always prepared, first one to blow 20 smoke rings wins....
- Christopher McCandless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuufZCPoO80
ok
go
nicely done,
Cloudy Skanky
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce