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cory wrote:Note to self: Travel to England and place my balls on the forehead of every woman I see. They love it.
Note to English: Teabagging is popular in prisons...I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!
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yahamita wrote:that was the visual I had! hahahahaha
Note to English: Teabagging is popular in prisons...
oh, is it?oops!
Anyway... If Stone Gossard is late... time better slow the fuck down! (I know it is an old one but I was just trying to change the subject and bump the thread)!
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ahem! bump!0
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yes bump does mean that unless Stone tells you to BUMP it...and then, of course he is referring to tea bagging...because everything Stone says refers back to that.
Unless he tells you to also Grind It...so, ummm, yeah dont Bump it to Stone unless you are fully prepared to also GRIND it..IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:yes bump does mean that unless Stone tells you to BUMP it...and then, of course he is referring to tea bagging...because everything Stone says refers back to that.
Unless he tells you to also Grind It...so, ummm, yeah dont Bump it to Stone unless you are fully prepared to also GRIND it..thanks!
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
thanks!
hahahaaaa...
i can tell from that grin that Stone HAS indeed asked you to bump and then Grind it...ahhh, that silly Stoney...I do hope he used the protective turkey baster with all that twinkie cream filling instead of the traditional ladle.
silly silly (rather insane) Stoney...the stories I could tell if I wasn't so afraid of the legal system.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone DID ask for Matt to bump and grind it but Matt just smiled at him in a shy sort of way and hid behind the security guards.0
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Ahhh, yes the security guards...Stone calls them his "handlers"
they get paid extra for that level of "handling"IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard likes to mix his beta fish together...he feeds them ONCE and then, lets them fight it out.
He calls this "tough love"IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:Ahhh, yes the security guards...Stone calls them his "handlers"
they get paid extra for that level of "handling"security guards earn a lot
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Stone Gossard can grow the highest quality ganja from the wax build up in his left ear.
It rates WAY higher than alca gold and rivals black magic...
its seriously too late for me and I should be meemee napping.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard tried to enter the cast of "Jackass" by singing "Don't gimme no lip" with 10 piercings on his tongue18/02/1992 Milano
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contrary to popular belief Stone was the first man on the moon; not neil armstrong. apparently national geographic is doing a front page article on this important historical misdemeanour in their september issue.Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
Stone Gossard believes that "Invisible Touch" by Genesis is the greatest song ever written about a lovesick badger and the rabies-infested prairie dog that loves her.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone doesn't want this thread to end up in the 6th page!!
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bumpAthens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
Stone Gossard just ate 3 hot dogs from AM/PM and he doesn't think the value was really worth the heart burn.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard thinks hot dogs are made from real dogs.
That's why he loves to eat hot dogs! He hopes they're made from Jack Russell's.0 -
Stone Gossard once bit the head of of his grandma's poodle - and tried to scotch tape it back together before the nearly blind elderly woman noticed.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard once stole his (I can't make up jokes about his Grandmother... I feel mean)
Stone Gossard makes his own sausages. He uses rat, jack russell, a bit of paprika and penguin, which he hunts himself.0
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