Stone collects old and broken guitars from pawn shops and fixes em' up so they play like new. His mission is to rehabilitate and release them into the wild where they can be free.
Stone composed and performed the entire soundtrack to 'American Graffiti' in Denmark. He likes to think he can relate to the character Johnny, the street racer who is eventually killed by a drunk driver.
Stone is renowned for his Sean Connery impression and was considered for the part of James Bond in the most recent film. Sadly every time a gun went off he would shriek like a school girl, so they had to let him go.
Fed-ex refuses to deliver to Stones house, because when he was young he used to jack Fed-ex trucks and destroy them, letting the driver go only to tell the the tale.
In the movie 'Singles', Stone Gossard was wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat. He once tried out for the starting quarterback position, and actually beat out Troy Aikman for the job. Stone turned to Troy and said "You take it Troy. I'm going to be in Pearl Jam, friend."
The rest is history. Stone started Pearl Jam two years later, and Troy Aikman can't watch the movie 'Singles' without bawling his eyes out.
Stone favorite movie is "The Wizard of Oz". He likes to reenact the part where every body falls asleep in the poppies just as an excuse to "lay with the flowers". Jeff laughs at him every time.
Stone favorite movie is "The Wizard of Oz". He likes to reenact the part where every body falls asleep in the poppies just as an excuse to "lay with the flowers". Jeff laughs at him every time.
******************************** "Forgive every being, the bad feelings it's just me"
Stone Gossard is planning on naming his new album "Stone, The Rock that Pearl Jam is built on" and is including a packaged biography with it. he hasnt told told anybody yet...
Stone hates those little Heeliz the shoes with the wheel in the heel. When he sees kids rolling around with them he pushes them down, laughs and runs away.
Stone Gossard has been known to snort Canadian nickels - he believes in their restorative properties, and feels that it isnt a bad party trick to prove the elasticity of his nostrils.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone likes the way your ears look...hey you - hey YOU...that guy, no not you the one in the red shirt, right next to that guy...HEY! you...dude, dude the dude what is that...one..two...three...four -Four rows back next to that blonde...hey YOU...yeah...you...your ears look tasty, man.
wow...chomp...tasty.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
and kept him awake?
i need something imaginative...
Stone was once aroused by petting his dog but he didn't care...
um....yeah, you do need something imaginative
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
The rest is history. Stone started Pearl Jam two years later, and Troy Aikman can't watch the movie 'Singles' without bawling his eyes out.
"Its a secret to everybody."
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
"Its a secret to everybody."
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
"Its a secret to everybody."
"Its a secret to everybody."
it doesn't help at all but MAN what a sweeeeeet burn, baby.
wow...chomp...tasty.
of course, Stone thought that Pongo was going to serve the puppies in a delicious gravy.
he just ate the baby toe nail...just to see what it tasted like...
surprisingly it kinda tasted like dried carrot to Stone.
and now he is pretty damned sure that if given the opportunity - the other band members would devour him.
like it was his fault...I mean, Mr. Kittietinklekins looked like he LIKED swimming!
"Its a secret to everybody."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
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"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"