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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard once stole his (I can't make up jokes about his Grandmother... I feel mean)

    Stone Gossard makes his own sausages. He uses rat, jack russell, a bit of paprika and penguin, which he hunts himself.

    hahahahaaaa...wow, he hunts penguin! ("they are practi-cally chickens!" warner bros cartoons)


    Stone buys wholesale sausage casings.

    he likes when the sausage makes that "snapping" sound when you bite it.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard enjoys the simple life. He loves to go mushroom hunting in the autumn.

    He puts his camouflage gear on, hides behind a tree and then BAM! He's got himself a shaggy inkcap!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahahaaaa...wow, he hunts penguin! ("they are practi-cally chickens!" warner bros cartoons)


    Stone buys wholesale sausage casings.

    he likes when the sausage makes that "snapping" sound when you bite it.

    yeahhh... My imagination isn't as good as yours. I was looking at the calender at the time. :o
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone likes to make sure that all of his teaspoon handles are facing the same way in the caddy he purchased at the container store for just that purpose.

    You DO NOT want to see him when the teaspoons are thrown in there higgledy piggledy.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard had a secret crush on Kip Winger.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone likes to make sure that all of his teaspoon handles are facing the same way in the caddy he purchased at the container store for just that purpose.

    You DO NOT want to see him when the teaspoons are thrown in there higgledy piggledy.

    he says 'oh fiddlesticks! Oooh, I could crush a grape'!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard also enjoys eating escago. He makes it himself! He goes into his garden, gets out his rifle... and laughs when he eats it.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once ordered 250 cheese pizzas and had them delivered to Eddie Vedder's house.


    He thought this was a great practical joke, except that he also kinda thought it was an expensive one, but it was a good thing he used his American Express.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard needs to go to bed soon.
    He has to have a good nights sleep so he can be fresh and alert for 'tuning-his-guitar-tuesday'. (He could do this at anytime but he feels it should always be checked on a Tuesday - even if it's his day off).
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard is super tired he rubs his eyes with the back of his hands.

    Boom now understands this to mean that it is time for Rocking Chair hour and sweetie hot milk.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard sings the rubber ducky song.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard learned how to play guitar by playing an "air guitar" to the Final Countdown.

    da da da DAA dadadadaDAA
    do do do DOO dodododoDOO
    ba ba ba BAA babababaBAA
    do do do DOO dodododoDOO
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    You're so funny failedpersephone! but I don't think I can make up any more random rubbish about Stone. I think we have covered everything!

    ...unless you can prove me wrong ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once, on a bet, went sky diving naked and his parachute didn't open.


    But it was all cool - since we now have the Grand Canyon from his nut sack imprint.

    ;)
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard uses a home-waxing kit to rid himself of unsightly butt cheek hair.

    unsightly -because it grows onto his calves.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard once dressed up as Alexander Graham Bell for the 3rd grade play.


    the play was about Little Red Riding Hood...and it was last year.
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  • encompassing trip
    encompassing trip Columbia SC Posts: 160
    Stone invented the Gibson SG then sold the rights to an oil company.
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard is also wondering what happened to civility on this forum...but not the concept of civility. his concern is about the thread titled as such. ;)
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard once dressed up as Alexander Graham Bell for the 3rd grade play.


    the play was about Little Red Riding Hood...and it was last year.

    Am I really tired now or did something weird just happen to the thread about being civil to one another?

    Stone Gossard is a secret smoker. He sniffs Mike's clothes when Mike is in the shower.

    was it something I said? :(
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Am I really tired now or did something weird just happen to the thread about being civil to one another?

    Stone Gossard is a secret smoker. He sniffs Mike's clothes when Mike is in the shower.

    was it something I said? :(


    that one is funny...and yeah read above your post...civility? disappears! hahahaa


    I dont think it was you...maybe it was um, mothertrucker?? haha um, *insert nervous smilie here*
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