Stone Gossard...

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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard has no use for chip clips. Once he starts something, he finishes it.
    I love to turn you on
  • robowskirobowski Posts: 143
    Stone Gossard once took a dump in the California woods and a giant redwood sprouted up overnight!
    As you live your life in sometimes quiet desperation, facing adversity and tragedy: if you have hope and love, that mixture helps you overcome that tragedy and go on with the rest of your life.”
    --Jack Lengyel
  • halszka123halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    Stone is the missing link
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  • halszka123halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    Stone is the name of original egg, before came chicken.
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  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone gossard is The Man on the Moon
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    On the 8th day, God created Stone Gossard.
    Thats a good one ! :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    As Stone Gossard was in the beginning, so shall he be in the end.... AWSOME!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone taught Slash how to play guitar...and how to play Sitar
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • halszka123halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    Snake wrote:
    Stone taught Slash how to play guitar...and how to play Sitar
    Hmmm. This is something!
    Slash is big man!!! i guess he might be born with guitar... I love when he play...
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  • All your base are belong to Stone Gossard.
    Don't gimme no lip
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    "There goes my love, there goes her heart
    And that's not the last of it, or the worst part
    There go my eves, down my downspout
    There goes my car, and my house
    Cause I’m out of here
    Cause I’m out
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    There goes the pop, there goes my ears
    And I’ve been around so long, just not here
    There goes the wings, of my grey dove
    There goes the world, I’ve been of
    Cause I’m out of here
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    It’s not the way that it seems
    But yeah I know that I like it
    Inside this mixed up dream
    Yeah I know that I like it
    Knock off the shirt, knock off the gloves
    Knock off the price, of my love
    Knock off this deer, in my headlights
    Knock off my seed, and my wife
    Cause I’m out of here
    Cause I’m out
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping
    I’m not through sleeping around
    I’m not through sleeping..."

    Scenario:Stone appears on Stage right during Ed's solo show, interrupts yet another try at Uke song gone down the drain, holding a sign "Let me sing", breaks into Pigeon.

    Who's with me?? ;)
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    [quote="einatshaul
    [b"]Scenario:Stone appears on Stage right during Ed's solo show, interrupts yet another try at Uke song gone down the drain, holding a sign "Let me sing", breaks into Pigeon.[/b]

    Who's with me?? ;)[/quote]
    Amen to that bro!! :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Snake wrote:
    Amen to that bro!! :D

    Sis, here's to Stoned dreams!
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    einatshaul wrote:
    Sis, here's to tStoned dreams!
    Sis? lol

    That would be a severe case of mistaken identity!

    No im a bro not sis


    But I sure hope I dont sound like a sis?!


    Stone Gossard once had a sis... That is all!


    Peace :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Back in 1990 Stone would dress up as an elderly man and frequent senior homes in the greater Seattle area to enter their Cribbage tournaments. He finished in first one time with the grand prize being a $25 gift card to the AARP catalog, the ability to be served dinner at 4:15 (a cool 15 minutes earlier than everyone else), and to choose the movie of the month. Stone's choice: Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Snake wrote:
    Sis? lol

    That would be a severe case of mistaken identity!

    No im a bro not sis


    But I sure hope I dont sound like a sis?!


    Stone Gossard once had a sis... That is all!


    Peace :D

    Stone Gossard calls his winkle dinkle 'Snake the awesome' after the board member... of course.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Stone Gossard invented every colour. Except pink. Tom
    Cruise invented pink.
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    There is no high tide or low tide when Stone Gossard sails the seas. That's why he's always on an 'even keel'.

    Get it? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even keel!!!

    MUAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    (falls off chair)
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard invented the Kodak moment.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard knows football and Wrangler jeans.

    When Brett Favre was contemplating retirement, he called Stone Gossard.

    Stone told him to hang it up and do more Wrangler commercials.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    The Force flows within Stone Gossard.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    A fortune cookie once told Stone Gossard he would someday invent something great. The next day, he formed Pearl Jam.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard knows he didn't invent the internet. It's what makes him smarter than Al Gore.
    I love to turn you on
  • Stone Gossard is personally responsible for every military coup in the southern section of Italy from 1857-1956.

    He would like to apologize for any inconvenience...but dammit if he doesn't like epaulets, and an Italian accent.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    There is no high tide or low tide when Stone Gossard sails the seas. That's why he's always on an 'even keel'.

    Get it? HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even keel!!!

    MUAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    (falls off chair)

    (still rolling on floor...)

    Even Keel!!!!!

    hahahahahahahah
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone's first baby toy was the Stickman.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard doesn't need a fan to cool off. He moves through the air creating his own cool breeze.
    I love to turn you on
  • Stone Gossard has a fear of bunnies.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard calls his winkle dinkle 'Snake the awesome' after the board member... of course.
    Thanks for that :p lol

    What an honor! ...I guess
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard was once asked to be the prime minister of his own country.
    He later Named it Seattle and became part of the USA.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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