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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had that dream again. The one involving Jell-o shooters, manatees, and underalls...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard was Bad Radio's #1 fan
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone spent New Year's Eve like most of us: eating kettle corn, tattooing his ear lobes, and being far too aroused by Dick Clark.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Boston's got IDBoston's got ID Posts: 32
    Stone was the MVP of my YMCA basketball league. When asked if wanted to cut down the net he said "I'm not that good on ladders"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard sings "turn on your love light" while he is in the shower.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard invented chocolate milk.

    (just for you fp)
    I love to turn you on
  • prince119prince119 Posts: 104
    Stone Gossard is actually the man under that Burger King uniform that caught all those passes on TV last year
  • rvprvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard was in my dreams last night and he kissed me.
    I woke up with a smile on my face!
    True story.
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • Boston's got IDBoston's got ID Posts: 32
    rvp wrote:
    Stone Gossard was in my dreams last night and he kissed me.
    I woke up with a smile on my face!
    True story.

    what is your gender?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Boston's got ID wrote:
    what is your gender?

    Stone believes in "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" when it comes to people dreaming about him.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Bangers_n_mashBangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    Stone Gossard looks quite a lot like quite a lot of other people....

    http://www.geocities.com/tg_stuff2/Stuff2.html
    (This is hilarious ! :D)
    uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'punoɹ ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ןןɐ s,ʇı
  • rvprvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard knows.
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • dontgimmenolipdontgimmenolip Posts: 198
    Stone Gossard found Waldo.
    - Justin

    You think the Slayer tour is out, or what?

    "Finally! I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows." -- Al Gore.
  • dontgimmenolipdontgimmenolip Posts: 198
    Stone Gossard once bit into a Chip's Ahoy cookie without biting a chip.
    - Justin

    You think the Slayer tour is out, or what?

    "Finally! I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows." -- Al Gore.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard invented the moonwalk
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard can scoop out all of the strawberry ice cream without touching the vanilla or chocolate.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In 1989 Stone attempted to start a mosh pit at a Bel Biv Devoe concert. He was beaten beyond recognition, but that didn't stop him the following year at the ABC show.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to finish every spoken phrase with "ASAP!" even if he does not require any action on your part.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is addicted to MILF porn.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    One word: Stone Gossard Rulz!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a drawer in his kitchen that is reserved for belly button lint. It is right under the "junk drawer" on the left hand side of the fridge. He requests that all guests "pay it forward" and take a pinch-leave a pinch.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will eat 15 egg-salad sandwiches for lunch, provided he has a pint of warm buttermilk to wash it all down with.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone got a new tattoo, it is Yogi and Boo-Boo the bears on either side of his cheeks...so, if he asks you to "lick his pic-i-nick basket" please be aware of what you will be getting into!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the only man to actually purchase the edible lederhosen that the SexyDreams fantasy gear catalog offered.

    He bought 45 pairs of the liverwurst flavored shortpants.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Fu_ManchuFu_Manchu Posts: 422
    When Stone Gossard drinks Lucozade his superhuman saliva reacts with the gas bubbles and makes it appropriate for replacing the fluid lost during diarrhoea
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is the only human alive who can relate to failedpersephone.

    :p
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone once pummelled a small geek using just one incisor, the other incisors were busy knitting Jenna Jameson a new vulva.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Fu_ManchuFu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Stone once replaced a snapped a guitar string on one of Mikes telecasters with a strand of his pubic hair. Mike didn't notice.
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • SammyK14SammyK14 Posts: 287
    Stone wrote the national anthem...for 12 countries
    5 years of Jam...

    06: Pittsburgh
    07: Lollapalooza
    08: Bonnaroo, DC
    EV (second row!!!!!!) in DC
    09: Philly 2 & 3
    10: Newark
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone never leaves his house without at least 4 pens in his pocket. He dreams of the day when someone will ask him "Is that a pen in your pocket...".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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