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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard gave the Pope his pimp hat.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone has been to the Dark Side of the Moon and remarked "it ain't that great"
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    Stone is going to sing at the WPB and Tampa shows.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is back in black! With maroon trim....
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is gonna set his soul on fire with an EV zippo lighter!
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone was born without any white blood cells as there was concern that the red blood cells might mix with the white cells and cause pink cells to be made... and pink is a gay man's colour...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone wrote the song "Mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm" and gave it to the Crash Test Dummies. He didn't want the fame that went along with being one of William Shatner's one-hit wonders on VH1 Classic.
    I love to turn you on
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone is still working on his novel. You know the one he started 3 years ago? You know the one that he talked about, and said "Its gona be the best!!"

    Still working on it...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is what gives a Jedi his powers. He's an energy field created by all living things. He surrounds us, penetrates us, he binds the galaxy together.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    I can't believe it took me this long to find this thread and I've gone through only 41 pages so far... so forgive me if this is a repeat!!

    Stone Gossard has a detachable penis... lost it at a party one night... now he don't want one no more...
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone was once refused entry to a night club owned by 2Pac... he was also once held up in a queue by Biggie Smalls looking for the exact change... yesterday Snoop Dogg was overheard saying Paper beats Stone every time... i think Snoop is In Hiding now
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard is not the next best thing to sliced bread... sliced bread is the next best thing to him!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard was the fat guy in Austin Powers- that's why he runs around screaming GET IN MY BELLLLY!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard once peed his pants and was applauded for it...

    Stone Gossard IS Luke's father...

    Stone Gossard wears a Stone Gossard costume every year for Halloween...
    And gets away with it...
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard is like a deliciously yummy bowl of runny oatmeal: just slurp and run!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone was the original BIFF.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Evry Budy Luvs Good Old Stone Cuz He's A K00l Dood An He Rites Reel Awesum Thingz In Capitull Lettrs Like This!!!


    Wont let me capitalize letters :(
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • nocodelover22nocodelover22 Posts: 108
    I just looked at this thread for the first damn.

    Fuck.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has 49 fishbowls - they all have variations of his Dr. Moreau style "experiments"

    'hamstergills" is his favorite.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Rjonesrm20Rjonesrm20 Posts: 380
    stone gossard doesn't blink...he can't afford to miss a second of the world he has created.
    1998: Indy 2000: Indy, Cincy 2003: Lexington (m.e.o.), Cincy (cancelled),Indy 2004: Toledo 2005: Atlantic City 2 2006: Cleveland, Cincy 2008: Los Angeles1 (EV solo)-front row center!West Palm Beach-2nd row!, Tampa, Chicago 1&2-(EV solo) 2009: Nashville 1&2(EV solo) Memphis(EV solo) Chicago 1&2
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once won a peeing contest by peeing for 46 hours consecutively.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had two softballs surgically implanted in his groin.

    he thought his nutsack was a little lonely.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    A spoonful of Stone makes the medicine go down...


    In the most delightful way!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard sends birthday cards to himself every year...

    Stone Gossard has clap on lights everywhere- he runs around singing CLAP ON!! CLAP OFF!! CLAP ON- CLAP OFF!! THE CLAPPER!!

    Stone Gossard is also pissed at ya'll for neglecting this thread...
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    crazyindigo82 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is also pissed at ya'll for neglecting this thread...
    When did Stone make you his personal messenger? ;)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard was the first to start 'the Wave' in the Kingdome.
    I love to turn you on
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard will be camping in a pop-up camper at Bonaroo....he wants to be close to the "people"........and realy wants to have a camp fire so he can have smores and coco after the show.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Snake wrote:
    When did Stone make you his personal messenger? ;)
    hehehe- I've always been his personal messenger...
    oh crap- wasn't supposed to tell you that...
    i shall have to kill you now ;)


    Stone Gossard is like a Visa card- never leave home without Him!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard invented the flux-capacitor.


    He also discovered the gigawatt... Or did he?
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/blondieblue227/eddie/edmonton3.jpg
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

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