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  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard wrote the programming script that made this message board possible :)




    He also designed the color scheme...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • merlin2600merlin2600 Posts: 63
    Stone Gossard always sets the toast setting to medium, he likes it toasty, but not burned.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is Bob Dylan's illegitimate son. Stone's mother was Rainy Day Woman #42.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    in between each of Stone's toes is designated sacred land and shoe salesmen need a permit from god just talk to him.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone's lungs are so comforting that the oxygen molecules inside have built a 16 bedroom mansion complete with a gold-plated swimming pool.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • StrykerStryker Upstate, NY Posts: 585
    Stone Gossard doesn't play the guitar. He is the guitar.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Stryker420 wrote:
    Stone Gossard doesn't play the guitar. He is the guitar.

    Dude, wrong post that is Mike.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone's skin color used to be brown, because he is "the shit". Then he got the same disease as Michael Jackson and turned white.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    glasshouse wrote:
    Stone Gossard has the biggest cock in rock 'n roll, this makes him shy.
    You would think it would make him a dick. Obviously it hasn't.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows he didn't invent the internet. It's what makes him smarter than Al Gore.
    Stone has told Al Gore to "shut your mouth" because it is the cause of "global warming".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone still goes to grocery stores and does "whipettes" and puts the can back on the shelf.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard cut the bottom out of his car so he can run along with his feet on the floor like Fred Flintstone.

    Stone got his name from working at the quarry with Fred.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • gerald605gerald605 Posts: 180
    Stone made my work version of "Celebrities You Most Resemble" list..

    fifth row down, far right....

    http://e.gerald605.com/thumbnails.php?album=12&page=1

    or directly at...

    http://e.gerald605.com/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=29
    Play Sacramento!
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard killed Luke Skywalkers father.... And he didnt have to say sorry!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the reason in my life he is the inspiration...



    according to Peter Cetera.


    Stone found this kinda creepy so he asked Peter to remove his name from the lyrics.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard's bedroom is a full size wall to wall panoramic view of the Springfield (MA) Civic Center.
    I love to turn you on
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Snake wrote:
    On the same note, Stone refuses to eat brown M&Ms because he says they represent smog and ozone.

    and they taste like shit
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can piss into a cup at 400 paces.


    without removing his long johns.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • nowayimfaithfullnowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    everyone here knows stone is a fucking gnagster pimp.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Stone can hit a home run without a bat! ;) :cool:
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Fu_ManchuFu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Stone Gossard cannot grow a beard.

    The "beards" he has had were created when he attempted to disprove the old adage that a rolling stone gathers no moss.
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • glasshouseglasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone gossard was the first knight of a round table; really.
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    stone can get nuns pregnant simply by ruffling their hair.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Stone Gossard was so-named because it sounded like his mother's favourite phrase, 'bone placard.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    in every porn movie John Holmes made Stone would stand behind him laughing at the tinyness of his penis.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Wherever Stone walks he absorbs the carbon from other people's footprints.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone has only ever cried once and it was to save a dying man in the desert with his tears... to get into this emotional state Stone tried to imagine a world without Stone.... tears ensued... life saved
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Even Hillary Clinton owns a Stone Gossard blow up doll.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone hand carved the Grand Canyon whilst waiting for Ed to remember the lyrics to Soon Forget
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone creates works of art out of his own shit and calls it "stinky art".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
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