Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • Chazz
    Chazz Posts: 1,156
    For Elderly Woman my husband always sings.... 'hearts and farts' instead of 'hearts and thoughts' ..........just to annoy me
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    my_small_self wrote:
    For Elderly Woman my husband always sings.... 'hearts and farts' instead of 'hearts and thoughts' ..........just to annoy me

    That is VERY annoying!!! :(

    What is it with guys and fart jokes? ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • innane
    innane Posts: 33
    Real: Hovering just above your bed, HOVERING JUST ABOVE YOUR BED
    Me:i am just a poor young man, I AM JUST A POOR YOUNG MAN

    Real: theres nothing back there for u to find
    Me: Another nightmare for u to find
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  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    I've listened and listened, and this is STILL all I can hear here !!

    ROFL !!
    Music is not a competetion.
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  • i_am_mine
    i_am_mine Posts: 53
    in do the evolution...

    actual: "im a thief, im a liar, theres my church i sing in the choir"
    i always thought he said "im a thief, im a liar, theres no chance ill sing in the choir"

    thats why i like following along with the liner notes the first time i listen!
  • SunBeams
    SunBeams Posts: 21
    Here's what I sang before I knew the lyrics.
    Porch:
    "leave a message, at least I cuddle on your voice one last time, daily reminds me of this 'cause, beat my time by you"
    "all the pills go by and emission tears are taken up"
    "and the cross I bare at home, I'm addicted to revolt my place"
    "If I could not take, I just want your name, I know when I could not ever touch you, hold you, feel you ever aaa-ever again"
    That's about it :) I didn't really bother with what it was supposed to mean.
  • chris01
    chris01 Posts: 559
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    Yeah i thought it was that for a while too. Then i checked out the lyrics cause i didnt think it was possible that he would say that right there, lol.
  • Lestat14
    Lestat14 Posts: 12
    lucylespian wrote:
    I've listened and listened, and this is STILL all I can hear here !!

    ROFL !!

    Me too
  • legend_killer1
    legend_killer1 Posts: 46
    Glorified version of a pelican..

    One of the biggest ones for me lol Well really the only one lol For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, it's in Glorified G, "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
  • SunBeams
    SunBeams Posts: 21
    ^In Glorified G, I tried so hard to understand, what he says, but I ALWAYS hear Glorified virgin on a pelican.
  • tellmesomethingtrue
    tellmesomethingtrue Posts: 35
    my eight year old son used to sing
    "like geckos (echos) that nobody hears"
    a snowflake falls in May
  • dream_on_it
    dream_on_it Posts: 65
    nocode23 wrote:
    When I was a kid I thought AC/DC's
    "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap"
    was
    "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief."
    I thought the song was about an bad indian chief or something...


    I thought it was "dirty deeds, done under sheets" :)
    ...this crooked heart swells all around...
  • BrinkofForever
    BrinkofForever Posts: 373
    I was just listening to Of the Girl on my iPod and can't help but to think that Ed is singing, "Howie makes his getaway."

    Who is Howie? Howie Long?
    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • Androgynous Mind
    Androgynous Mind Posts: 520
    Brink wrote:
    I was just listening to Of the Girl on my iPod and can't help but to think that Ed is singing, "Howie makes his getaway."

    Who is Howie? Howie Long?

    How HE makes his getaway...
    Oh he fills it up with the love of a girl...
  • BrinkofForever
    BrinkofForever Posts: 373
    Androgynous Mind wrote:
    How HE makes his getaway...

    But see, that's why it's a 'misheard' lyric!
    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • skurrie
    skurrie Posts: 22
    My daughter and I were listening to Pearl Jam playing the cover song
    "I Believe in Miracles" and she thought Eddie was singing
    "I believe in Marigolds"


    She couldn't understand why he would be singing about believing in Marigolds and what does that mean?

    hahahahahaha

    if you hate something don't you do it too ......
  • nuzpaper
    nuzpaper Posts: 211
    tara wrote:
    in rvm, instead of 'saw things', i keep hearing 'sophie! sophie!', oh, yes, i sang those words too, not even thinking about how little sense it makes

    Me too.
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  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    in last exit, I still hear ... shed my skinny legs instead of shed my skin at last.

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