Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • GillGill Posts: 56
    when i first heard World Wide suicide, i always thought he just repeated the title:
    'the world, world, oh oh, its a world wide suicide" didnt make any sense to me but i liked the music.

    then my brother mocked me...
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Scigatt wrote:
    Dissident:
    Actual: "She's glided on"
    Heard: "She's cried along"

    rvm:
    Actual: "Forced to endure..."
    Heard: "Close to manure..."
    Also just now heard the "pissed on my plate" one

    Hail, Hail:
    Actual: "I could be new..."
    Heard: "I could be you..."

    also:
    Actual: "I find it on the run..."
    Heard: "Like honey on the run..."

    Aw Crap..... I thought it was "likeminded on the run in a race that cant be won"

    oooppss.....
  • there is a great site called http://www.kissthisguy.com, all the misheard lyrics you can imagine! very funny thread
  • SpinSpinSpinSpin Posts: 21
    Immortality...

    A truant finds home..

    A chillin fine tone!! (when vitalogy first came out)
  • MargoMargo Posts: 256
    First line of Black:

    She sells empty cabins
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  • luxpjamerluxpjamer Posts: 837
    tara wrote:
    in rvm, instead of 'saw things', i keep hearing 'sophie! sophie!', oh, yes, i sang those words too, not even thinking about how little sense it makes


    That's really FUNNY :):):):)

    I laughed out loud !
    Thanks that made my day ....Sophie ! :)
    Beavis : Is this Pearl Jam?
    Butt-head: This guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
    Beavis: No, Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
    Butt-head: I heard these guys, like, came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off.
    Beavis: No, Pearl Jam came first.
    Butt-head: Well, they both suck.
  • luxpjamerluxpjamer Posts: 837
    Lestat14 wrote:
    Me too

    we are three !
    Beavis : Is this Pearl Jam?
    Butt-head: This guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
    Beavis: No, Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
    Butt-head: I heard these guys, like, came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off.
    Beavis: No, Pearl Jam came first.
    Butt-head: Well, they both suck.
  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    What the bleep is this world coming to
    you didn't leave a message at least
    I coulda learned your voice one last time
    Daily minefield this could be your time by would
    What'de ya hit me for

    All the bills go by and the initiatives are taken up
    By the middle, there ain't gonne be any middle any more
    And the cross i'm bearing home indicative of my place
    let the porch, let the porch

    Hear my name, take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand right beside me
    I just need to say
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • abhi101cruabhi101cru Posts: 223
    "I wanna rock and roll all night, and part of every day"

    -Mike McCready
    Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette, thinks he'll get the girl he'll only get the mechanic...

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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    "I wish I was a silhouette, someone who waited with me" - my poor listening skills

    "I wish I was a sailor, with someone who waited for me" - the actual lyric

    I kinda like the silhouette line better, but then I'm not a songwriter, so what do I know? It doesn't make sense, but it sounds better - and looks better...
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  • in corduroy i still think its 'Everything has changed!!!!'
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  • SunBeamsSunBeams Posts: 21
    "I wish I was a silhouette, someone who waited with me" - my poor listening skills

    "I wish I was a sailor, with someone who waited for me" - the actual lyric

    I kinda like the silhouette line better, but then I'm not a songwriter, so what do I know? It doesn't make sense, but it sounds better - and looks better...
    Oh. So that's the real lyrics. I thought it was silhouette too.
  • Glorified version of a pelican.....from my friend...would sing Glorified G outloud and for like a month was postive it was pelican...too funny no one wanted to tell him he was way off base.....

    Snap! Not sure if I got the rest right but certainly heard pelican
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  • On Go, I heard "television" instead of "tunnel vision".
    "Don't ever let the truth get it the way of telling a good story"
  • JohnDSOTMJohnDSOTM Posts: 26
    lephty wrote:
    saltines! saltines! saltines! CLEARER

    I thought mine was bad........I thought he was saying "soy fields.......soy fields......clearer, in my, rearviewmirror.

    I sang that out loud at work one day, and my co-worker laughed his ass off (and of course, let me know the real lyric).

    And now, after reading this thread, I have to go check out the real lyrics, because I too hear "pissed on my plate.....swallowed it down".

    Yikes!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Grohl wrote:
    I used to think in Spin The Black Circle when he says 'I see this needle, I see my hand, drop drop droppin it down, oh so gently' he was saying:

    'drop drop droppin it down, oh so genuine'

    Haha

    Eh isn't that about putting a needle on a Vinyl? :) you gotta be gentle.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    JohnDSOTM wrote:
    I thought mine was bad........I thought he was saying "soy fields.......soy fields......clearer, in my, rearviewmirror.

    I sang that out loud at work one day, and my co-worker laughed his ass off (and of course, let me know the real lyric).

    And now, after reading this thread, I have to go check out the real lyrics, because I too hear "pissed on my plate.....swallowed it down".

    Yikes!

    Oh...fist on my plate... :) I always thought it was 'pissed on my plate'... I wonder if they heard me sing that at them in Sydney heh
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    my eight year old son used to sing
    "like geckos (echos) that nobody hears"

    They're pretty silent... except when they walk.... suction cup pops can be heard :D
  • JohnDSOTM wrote:
    I thought mine was bad........I thought he was saying "soy fields.......soy fields......clearer, in my, rearviewmirror.

    I sang that out loud at work one day, and my co-worker laughed his ass off (and of course, let me know the real lyric).

    And now, after reading this thread, I have to go check out the real lyrics, because I too hear "pissed on my plate.....swallowed it down".

    Yikes!

    Soy fields?.....lol
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    the other foot in the gutter
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  • MaR_18MaR_18 Posts: 49
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.
    misheardlyricsguy deserves a Grammy nomination.

    heheee...

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  • over bendsover bends Posts: 1,568
    Belief in the game controls that keeps us in a box of beer - Faithfull

    I heard this for the longest time. Now I find it hilarious.
    Yield!

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  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.


    Haha, that was good.
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.
    OMG that is so funny and well done. :)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • SunBeamsSunBeams Posts: 21
    She scratches a lettuce...
    also
    Looking through the flavour though he doesn't know the reason/reader
  • mary-katemary-kate Posts: 16
    Even Flow seems to have confused many others than just me..
    anyway i just realized he DOESNT sing :

    "Oh, giiirlfriend, he cant have when he's happy, looks he's aint"

    the real lyrics are:
    "Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah"

    Since already on the subject, i read somewhere about someone messing up U2's Mysterious Ways, singing:
    "Its alright, its alright, its alright ... SHAMU, the mysterious whale"
    that cracked me up so hard..=)
  • opsopcopolisopsopcopolis Posts: 1,197
    "sorry you didn't see him but I'm glad we talked..." in Alive was actually "sorry you didn't see him but I'm playing guitar".

    I thought that until like a week ago...
    :)
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  • mary-katemary-kate Posts: 16
    I thought that until like a week ago...
    :)

    ha ha i did too.
  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    How about Matt Cameron's fave...

    "I wanna rock and roll all night,
    and partly every day."

    What an idiot I was.
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  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    State of Love and Trust:
    "state of love and trust
    as ah forced it down to pretest
    since still prays and preaches
    but to have an empty core

    and the signs are passin
    grab the wheel can read it
    sevred by possiblay
    smell that's on my hands hands hands

    chorus.....

    lay her down as priestess
    should the lord be a countin
    will be end my honor make it pain, painfully quick
    promises are whispered in the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened like I wanna be told the end has come

    and the bell shakes aim directly at my head
    oh help me
    help me from myself

    and I listen for the porchse I drive the best
    nothin, i'll do this one myself

    oh oh oh oh, by myself
    MYSELF!

    YEEEAAHHH.... (I love this song)
    hey nanananana, hey there's something..
    repeat, repeat
    wanna back back it away

    and I listen...oooo...for the voice inside my head
    nothing, i'll do this one myself......
    ooohh, and the barren waste
    dig a shape
    aimed right at my head....
    (and so on)."
    Wow, I know the lyrics to that song, and it still sounds that way to me.
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
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