Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • ScigattScigatt Posts: 37
    Porch:
    Actual:"Hold my hand,
    walk beside me."
    Heard:"All my dead,
    right beside me."
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  • B niceB nice Posts: 182
    "snot like wings are fallin' "

    "ass-fistin'-pussy , think i'm goin' okay"


    "1-2-3-4 five hands on my back
    five hand on..."


    "the waitin' trophy man"


    there are millions of them


    ed has mush mouth
    life has nothing to do with killing time
    Bring it on cause I'm no victim

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  • this thread is so funny!!

    i make up the lyrics for most of the even flow verses, i still dont know the correct ones, same with state of love and trust :)
    I see the birds in the rain...


    i know and i would not ever touch you, hold you, feel you ever... oh, never again
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  • Here's a few of my husbands interpretations:
    "I'll take the varmints path" = "I'll take the garments back"
    "can't deny, there's something wrong" = "panty lines, there's something wrong"
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • OMG how mortfiying, I think in relation to PJ songs I've heard all these mistaken lryics (of the posts I got thru) and thought they were real, the oceans one I still believed in until tonite!!! Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but there's a funny cartoony thing on the internet soemwhere that is a filmclip to yellow ledbetter with all the misheard lyrics, it is very funny. the link was posted on the porch message board ages ago, but I'll b stuffed if I can remember it. sorry if this has already been posted, along with the link!!!
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  • these misheard lyrics are amazing...lolol

    i got a good one:


    from i am mine....

    "and the feeling that gets left behind"

    i thought was:

    "and the feeling the kids left behind"..lolol

    until i actually opened up the booklet and found out the real lyrics..


    btw, to find the Yellow Ledbetter video thingy how about you go into the search of the forums and search for it on there??
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  • now that someone mentioned dirty deeds...when i was about 10 years old i thought it was "dirty deeds and the thunder jiggies" whatever that might mean..

    this ones bad too...in grievance i once thought it said "and if they fly to LA, oh if they fly to LA yeah yeah"
    its really "and if they fail to obey, oh if they fail to obey yeah yeah."

    now thats embaressing haha
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  • I was looking for the margarine in my refridgerator and sang, I can't find the butter man....
    I'm wondering, about wondering...
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  • Brink wrote:
    Blood:

    Spin Me Round. Roll me over. Fuck in circles.

    Swear to God I thought it was a song about orgies or something....

    Leash:

    Thought police. Thought police..get outta my f*cking face...

    I used to think it was 'Thought police'. Before I bought Vs, A friend of mine copied it to a tape (a long time ago) for me so I didn't have the lyrics. I didn't even know the title of the song until I bought my own copy because I couldn't read his hand writing
  • Deep_DKDeep_DK Posts: 151
    This is my first post and I'm really going to embarrass myself.

    Black

    For a long time I thought it was:

    Oh, the picture said old man wants to play, tried to everything

    When it really is:

    Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tatooed everything
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  • ChazzChazz Posts: 1,135
    For Elderly Woman my husband always sings.... 'hearts and farts' instead of 'hearts and thoughts' ..........just to annoy me
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    For Elderly Woman my husband always sings.... 'hearts and farts' instead of 'hearts and thoughts' ..........just to annoy me

    That is VERY annoying!!! :(

    What is it with guys and fart jokes? ;)
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  • innaneinnane Posts: 33
    Real: Hovering just above your bed, HOVERING JUST ABOVE YOUR BED
    Me:i am just a poor young man, I AM JUST A POOR YOUNG MAN

    Real: theres nothing back there for u to find
    Me: Another nightmare for u to find
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  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    I've listened and listened, and this is STILL all I can hear here !!

    ROFL !!
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  • in do the evolution...

    actual: "im a thief, im a liar, theres my church i sing in the choir"
    i always thought he said "im a thief, im a liar, theres no chance ill sing in the choir"

    thats why i like following along with the liner notes the first time i listen!
  • SunBeamsSunBeams Posts: 21
    Here's what I sang before I knew the lyrics.
    Porch:
    "leave a message, at least I cuddle on your voice one last time, daily reminds me of this 'cause, beat my time by you"
    "all the pills go by and emission tears are taken up"
    "and the cross I bare at home, I'm addicted to revolt my place"
    "If I could not take, I just want your name, I know when I could not ever touch you, hold you, feel you ever aaa-ever again"
    That's about it :) I didn't really bother with what it was supposed to mean.
  • chris01chris01 Posts: 559
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    Yeah i thought it was that for a while too. Then i checked out the lyrics cause i didnt think it was possible that he would say that right there, lol.
  • Lestat14Lestat14 Posts: 12
    I've listened and listened, and this is STILL all I can hear here !!

    ROFL !!

    Me too
  • Glorified version of a pelican..

    One of the biggest ones for me lol Well really the only one lol For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, it's in Glorified G, "Glorified version of a pellet gun."
  • SunBeamsSunBeams Posts: 21
    ^In Glorified G, I tried so hard to understand, what he says, but I ALWAYS hear Glorified virgin on a pelican.
  • my eight year old son used to sing
    "like geckos (echos) that nobody hears"
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  • nocode23 wrote:
    When I was a kid I thought AC/DC's
    "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap"
    was
    "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief."
    I thought the song was about an bad indian chief or something...


    I thought it was "dirty deeds, done under sheets" :)
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  • I was just listening to Of the Girl on my iPod and can't help but to think that Ed is singing, "Howie makes his getaway."

    Who is Howie? Howie Long?

    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • Brink wrote:
    I was just listening to Of the Girl on my iPod and can't help but to think that Ed is singing, "Howie makes his getaway."

    Who is Howie? Howie Long?

    How HE makes his getaway...
    Oh he fills it up with the love of a girl...
  • How HE makes his getaway...

    But see, that's why it's a 'misheard' lyric!

    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • skurrieskurrie Posts: 22
    My daughter and I were listening to Pearl Jam playing the cover song
    "I Believe in Miracles" and she thought Eddie was singing
    "I believe in Marigolds"


    She couldn't understand why he would be singing about believing in Marigolds and what does that mean?

    hahahahahaha

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  • nuzpapernuzpaper Posts: 211
    tara wrote:
    in rvm, instead of 'saw things', i keep hearing 'sophie! sophie!', oh, yes, i sang those words too, not even thinking about how little sense it makes

    Me too.
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  • ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    in last exit, I still hear ... shed my skinny legs instead of shed my skin at last.
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