Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • ScigattScigatt Posts: 37
    Smile:
    Actual: "Three crooked hearts..."
    Heard: "Free cooking hats..."
    Ab Pbqr
  • Scigatt wrote:
    Smile:
    Actual: "Three crooked hearts..."
    Heard: "Free cooking hats..."

    haha. ya i think we all misheard that line in smile.
    to me it sounded like:

    free cookies and smiles all around
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    haha. ya i think we all misheard that line in smile.
    to me it sounded like:

    free cookies and smiles all around
    me has heard that too :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • my older sister used to sing "she lies and says she's in love with him, cant find a family"...

    also my mom thought when she was younger that the song "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John said "hold me closer Tony Danza"...that always makes me laugh=)
    “I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything.”
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  • oh my girlfriend is going to kill me for saying this.....
    corduroy..
    'i'll take the varmits path'

    i always hear - and sing LOUDLY

    'i'll take the burnt mince pies'

    hehe - you cant pinch me till april hahahaha
  • "Don't go on me"

    my sister thought the line was "Fuck the wombat" and there wasn't ANYTHING i could do to convince her otherwise!
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    you are

    Love is a tower
    a strength to me
    this pulsating hour
    and your the key


    that's how I always sing it :D
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • TangerineTangerine Posts: 880
    OK, this ones not a "misheard" lyric per se, but my husband made me aware of the fact that in Comatose when Ed says "next stop falling" it sounds like he says "Nick stop farting" which is especially funny to us 'cus our son's name is Nick. Nick however, was not amused.
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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    "Buy me a Big Wave"
    - I think I'm scared it'll come to that.
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    Wishlist
    "I wish I was a cigarette, womeone was waiting for me"

    obviously, I know the real lyrics, but I can't help but hearing this... :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • ScigattScigatt Posts: 37
    Habit:
    "Seen it happen to the government man"

    Red Mosquito:
    "Colouring just above my bed"
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  • Pissed on my plate - swallowed it down !! I sing that

    which song is it from sorry :(
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  • lick the dirt of Olajuwon's feet...
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    porsche007 wrote:
    Pissed on my plate - swallowed it down !! I sing that

    which song is it from sorry :(
    Rearview Mirror
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • IlovveePJIlovveePJ Posts: 145
    My sister thought Daughter was Doubter.... silly goose.
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  • imspinninimspinnin Posts: 933
    My six year old twin boys sing..."World Wide, Super Size"
    :D
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • rudiger10rudiger10 Posts: 129
    this isn't really misheard lyrics, but until i looked up words for Evenflow i would sing it like this "Freein, rez hi heed ona pio made of concrate." I knew there were words, just didnt know what they were
    My god its been so long, never dreamed we'd return.
  • strangest tribe:

    "you've had your feast"

    i thought it was "you hang your feet".
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • i just remembered this gem:

    once: "once, upon a time..."

    i thought was:

    "once, oh party time...."

    :rolleyes:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Black - "Her legs spread out before me"
    Were laid spread out before me


    Red Mosquito - "A little pissant, reminds me of his presence"
    A little visit, reminding me of his presence
    Surrendered, Executed Anyhow.
    He Who Forgets will be Destined to Remember.
  • A few months ago my uncle approached me and stated, "Off He Goes is a great song. It has to be about Kurt Cobain, with the lyrics: 'there he goes with his [perfectly] [unkept] whore' " ... (Other misheard words replaced "perfectly" and "unkept", but I can't remember for the life of my what they where.) He then said, "Those are great lyrics. They're about Courtney Love, right?" Heh heh. :)

    My brother thought that "sorry you didn't see him but I'm glad we talked..." in Alive was actually "sorry you didn't see him but I'm playing guitar". I haven't been able to sing the correct lyrics since his confession. Every time I hear Alive now, those are the lyrics I hear.
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  • Here's a lyric my friends and I always used to sing wrong from Rats: "Licked the dirt off Olajuwon's feet.." Thought since they were b-ball fans they were giving a shout out to the old Rockets' center!
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  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    I used to think the lyrics to Wash were "Smiling eyes before me, and tears from my face" but it's "...Inches from my face"....... :o:o:o
  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    immorta wrote:
    In Oceans......

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Glide me towards you"

    For ages I used to sing....

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Like we told you"

    :eek:



    I know, I used to think that was it too! Alright, I'll admit, I still wasn't sure...lmao :o
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    elderly woman

    thought it was ''im not my father'' for a long long time
  • This make me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe...

    My boyfriends daughter while listening to Dirty Frank... Instead of hearring the lyrics "Dirty Frank" sang at the top of her lungs, Do your thing, girl!"
    "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore."

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  • Blood:

    Spin Me Round. Roll me over. Fuck in circles.

    Swear to God I thought it was a song about orgies or something....

    Leash:

    Thought police. Thought police..get outta my f*cking face...

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  • goldstargoldstar Posts: 256
    porch:

    "initiatives are taken up"

    -->

    "the missing tales are taken off"

    (damn. my worst ever)
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  • DELETEDDELETED Posts: 421
    Brink wrote:
    Blood:

    Spin Me Round. Roll me over. Fuck in circles.

    Swear to God I thought it was a song about orgies or something....

    Leash:

    Thought police. Thought police..get outta my f*cking face...


    LMAO!!!
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