Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • "the waiting trophy man" from corduroy is still my all time favorite.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    ok still my favorite is Potato Wave....from the misheard lyrics file on Yellow Ledbetter. I laughed toooooo hard.. but it could BE potato wave.. lmmfao
  • Black, right lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, were laid spread out before me, as her body once did"

    Black, wrong lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    These made me laugh uncontrollably.[/quote]

    Oh ,doesnt he say "her legs spread out before me", i thought it was cool...Oops
    "Come on people now, smile on your brother and everybody get together, try to love one another right now!!!!"
    "You my friend, I will defend and if we change, well I love you anyway"
    "I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine, I AM MINE"
  • I still sing:

    "there's nothing worse than a granny out of control!", so funny!
    "Come on people now, smile on your brother and everybody get together, try to love one another right now!!!!"
    "You my friend, I will defend and if we change, well I love you anyway"
    "I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine, I AM MINE"
  • Red mosquitaRed mosquita Posts: 518
    How about my hearing of John MAyer romantically singing

    "Your body is an omelette"

    I am still sure that is what he is saying !!

    haha :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...
  • NothingW.NothingW. Posts: 19
    sin still plays and preaches
    but to have an empty court, uh huh


    and i thought:
    sin still prays and preaches
    went to heaven and to court


    and so many others...
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • lennybennylennybenny Posts: 37
    I was listening to ten the other day and remembered what I used to think Eddie
    sang in Garden...

    I will walk...with my hands bound
    I will walk...with my face blood
    I will walk...with my SAD OLD MAN (shadow flag)
    Into your garden
    Garden of stone
  • NothingW.NothingW. Posts: 19
    i don't know if it's already here, i only saw the potato wave one lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg&mode=related&search=
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • brainofmebrainofme Posts: 231
    can't think of the song right now, so if you could help me.
    the line is something "...my righteous self", and i was always hearing "my wife gisele", although i knew it wasn't correct...haha

    and in black, the line "i know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky"
    i always thought it was "a sun in somebody else's sky", cause it sounds like that on "ten". when i heard live versions i found out, that the correct word is "star". well, i still think "sun" would fit better...
    Vienna, Austria 2006
    Munich, Germany 2007
  • brainofme wrote:
    can't think of the song right now, so if you could help me.
    the line is something "...my righteous self", and i was always hearing "my wife gisele", although i knew it wasn't correct...haha

    and in black, the line "i know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky"
    i always thought it was "a sun in somebody else's sky", cause it sounds like that on "ten". when i heard live versions i found out, that the correct word is "star". well, i still think "sun" would fit better...

    "my righteous self" is from habit
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Lestat14Lestat14 Posts: 12
    hit the "recessed" lady's breast

    And definitely "pissed on my face, swallowed it down" on the official RVM
  • Lestat14Lestat14 Posts: 12
    Tiziana wrote:
    Black, right lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, were laid spread out before me, as her body once did"

    Black, wrong lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    These made me laugh uncontrollably.

    Oh ,doesnt he say "her legs spread out before me", i thought it was cool...Oops[/quote]

    I thought it was "her legs" right up until now lol...am sure E's sang it that way, more than once
  • ScigattScigatt Posts: 37
    "the waiting trophy man" from corduroy is still my all time favorite.

    I have that one too!
    Ab Pbqr
  • Lestat14Lestat14 Posts: 12
    How about my hearing of John MAyer romantically singing

    "Your body is an omelette"

    I am still sure that is what he is saying !!

    That is an excellent one - thanks for the laugh :)))

    I always thought INXS "Suicide Blonde" was "Supersonic Bomb."
  • in Rats

    lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet
    The North is to South what the clock is to time
    There's east and there's west and there's everywhere life
    I know I was born and I know that I'll die
    The in between is mine
    I am mine


    Hartford 5/13/06
  • NothingW.NothingW. Posts: 19
    Does Eddie sing 'penis and crack' or 'peanuts and crack'? :D


    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zal4Oj8fhX8&mode=related&search=
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    mary-kate wrote:
    not to be rude or anything and just a little OT but one half of the olsen twins isnt the only person on this earth named mary-kate ... heard that one too many times now:/
    are you sure you aren't an Olsen Twin?? :eek:
  • Lestat14Lestat14 Posts: 12
    NothingW. wrote:
    Does Eddie sing 'penis and crack' or 'peanuts and crack'? :D


    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zal4Oj8fhX8&mode=related&search=

    Think you are right lol
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 2,937
    Ha, I've just found out the correct lyrics to Red Mosquito after all these years!

    Correct lyric:
    hovering just above your bed

    Mishead lyric:
    orange just above your neck

    D'oh! :D
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  • haha i really screwed this one up...
    Black Red Yellow, he sings, "Hormones firing like a fifty foot Roman, yeah."
    I heard, "I'm on fire, like a fifty foot rubber man!" hahaha! it made no sense to me what-so-ever so i had to look at the lyrics. i was way off!


    That's the best thing I have heard all week! Thanks for the laugh!
    " When you want more than you have
    You think you need
    And when you think more than you want
    Your thoughts begin to bleed."
    E.V. Society


    "And by the way, their real and their spectacular!"
  • SunBeamsSunBeams Posts: 21
    Immortality:
    Vacant is the world...(vacate is the word)
    other faculties...(artificial tear)
    vulnerable, wisdom can't be here (wisdom can't adhere)
    i cannot stop the thought...of running in the door... (I'm running in the dark)
    coming up a which way side...all the truants must be cited... (which way sign, all good truants must decide)
    oh, slip into a coma... at you hold on... (stripped and sold, mom...auctioned forearm...)
    and whispers in the sand... (whiskers in the sink)
    oh yeah :D

    Breath:
    home to my begin with anything
    cat of life whole world with handle scream
    Aaah-yeah
    ...
    O-oh, easter dome
    A breath and a
    o-oh, easter dome,
    nanananana yeah
    life ain't what it's worth
    a breath and a
    o-oh, easter dome
    ^^

    Even flow:
    Oh, beezin', maybe he'll see a little better, Saturdays, ooh yeah
    Oh, hell now, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, oh yeah
    Oh, duckling, he can't help, when he's happy loses his head
    ...
    Kneelin', looking through the paper though he doesn't know the reader,
    Oh, fryin', now to show to cope with anything
    Oh, feelin', nothing sence of wherther of the weather's on it's way
    Oh, ceiling, sealing Bob between the beetle hose of shame
    (I know it doesn't make sence, but he's just mumbling too much)
  • VelvetJVelvetJ Posts: 18
    When my son was little he used to sing "can't find my vitamins" - his adorable 4 year old version of Betterman.
  • KushikushunKushikushun Posts: 1,263
    "Black OIL weaves it's way through the city"

    "Black OWL leaves its way through the city" :D
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • KushikushunKushikushun Posts: 1,263
    imspinnin wrote:
    My six year old twin boys sing..."World Wide, Super Size"
    :D

    LFMAO...haha, I am laughing so hard right now...tears down my face...haha :D

    And I still need to go through 7 more pages...my tummy hurts!


    Ok, heres my own from Black:
    Original: "...were laid spraid out before me..."
    Me: "...her legs spread out before me..."

    :rolleyes:
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • KushikushunKushikushun Posts: 1,263
    yup yup :D ha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    posted on the porch the other day... gold :D


    Oohhh, please stop I cant take no more...!

    "make me some fries"....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • My friend and I were in Santa Fe, NM right before 2000 show. Anyways, we were cruising the mountains listening to local radio when Whitesnake "Here I go again", which forced me to belt out the chorus "Like a Stripper I was born to walk alone" in lieu of the correct "Like a Drifter I was born to walk alone".


    That was a long weekend in which that subject was never dropped!!!
  • Them-BonesThem-Bones Posts: 518
    I always thought the words to that AIC song got me wrong was

    Ezabella bet you got me wrong

    Boy did I feel stupid.
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    What I hear:
    "Black magic painted trees, makes me sane"
    Actual:
    "Black magic painted traits, makes me sing"
    Maybe some weird drug reference? Who the fuck knows. But that song doesn't make much sense in the first place.
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • InHiding77InHiding77 Posts: 27
    My misheard lyrics:

    "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of pain, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"
    Berlin 09/2006, Munich 06/2007
  • yellowbirdyellowbird Posts: 184
    InHiding77 wrote:
    My misheard lyrics:

    "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of pain, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    i think a lot of people hear "legs spread out" , i think it's funny.

    anyways.........

    yesterday, my fifteen year old was singing " this is not for jews!" (not for you).
    he knows the words, he was just trying to be funny.
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