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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    shortstack said:

    So this is a boo boo thread?

    I think I may have been stung on my eyeball Saturday, and it's not getting better at all. I'd show a pic, but it's pretty frickin gross, and plus I'm camera shy. On my way to the doctor now.

    The more gross the better! ;-)
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Pictures or it didnt happen.
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    My daughter's bad tubing experience some years back. She's from India - it was weird because the big scrape was totally white (after we cleaned off the blood). She said it didn't hurt that much, it looked pretty awful though.

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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Enkidu said:

    My daughter's bad tubing experience some years back. She's from India - it was weird because the big scrape was totally white (after we cleaned off the blood). She said it didn't hurt that much, it looked pretty awful though.

    image

    Wow!! That had to SUCK!!!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    PJSiren said:

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    So my puppy wrapped me up in her leash and as I tried to untangle us, she darted between my feet, and I stepped on her paw and it was all over from there and I ate it....me 0 pavement 1....these are the two worst of my injuries....

    How did the replacement part rock it through the fall?
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,552
    stop hitting the bong while chopping wood.
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  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    deadendp said:

    PJSiren said:

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    So my puppy wrapped me up in her leash and as I tried to untangle us, she darted between my feet, and I stepped on her paw and it was all over from there and I ate it....me 0 pavement 1....these are the two worst of my injuries....

    How did the replacement part rock it through the fall?
    Oh, I'm a little sore in the groin area but otherwise just fine....
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    PJSiren, I look at your pix and go OW.
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,552
    RKCNDY said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Ouch. What did you do to get that wonderful surgery?

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    Good news: not cancer, and I did not lose full use of my thumb
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    shortstack said:

    So this is a boo boo thread?

    I think I may have been stung on my eyeball Saturday, and it's not getting better at all. I'd show a pic, but it's pretty frickin gross, and plus I'm camera shy. On my way to the doctor now.

    Sounds like Malroth's prior avatar!

    Honestly, I cringed reading this. Hope you are/will be OK and the doc does you right.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited May 2015
    shortstack said:

    So this is a boo boo thread?

    I think I may have been stung on my eyeball Saturday, and it's not getting better at all. I'd show a pic, but it's pretty frickin gross, and plus I'm camera shy. On my way to the doctor now.

    That would be a good pic
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Enkidu said:

    My daughter's bad tubing experience some years back. She's from India - it was weird because the big scrape was totally white (after we cleaned off the blood). She said it didn't hurt that much, it looked pretty awful though.

    image

    Your daughter has skills.The dripping blood adds a nice touch.tell her well done.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Oh and what the hell did she hit in the water?
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    I worked at a college bookstore years ago that had a big nursing department. One of the text books we carried was on traumatic injury and was full of glossy color photos. Oh, was that ever interesting to flip through!
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    rr165892 said:

    Enkidu said:

    My daughter's bad tubing experience some years back. She's from India - it was weird because the big scrape was totally white (after we cleaned off the blood). She said it didn't hurt that much, it looked pretty awful though.

    image

    Your daughter has skills.The dripping blood adds a nice touch.tell her well done.
    There was a rough piece of tubing INSIDE the tube. She knew it was rubbing against skin, but didn't want to stop the ride. The next day she was supposed to water ski (we were on vacation at a lake) and she wanted to ski cause it was our last day, but we were worried about infection and lake water and there was a nurse-ish person there who said they thought she'd be fine and we wrapped her leg in plastic wrap and she wore a long wet suit and she had a great time.

    Back at home we went to the doctor who had a shit fit we'd let her go in the lake the day after. Whoops! She's fine now and there's really no scar.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    This isn't me, but qualifies.

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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Awesome. Apparently they missed the memo you are supposed to put a hot compress on it first and then after you pierce it. It helps soften the skin and draws all puss out. I used to get those on my shoulder when I was a teenager. I got tired of my Mom taking me to the ER for them so just started doing it myself as well.
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    I'm not hitting play on that if it is what I think it is? Is that an abscess being drained? I swear to god I still have nightmares about the ones I had to drain myself. :sick:
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  • SD48277
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    ldent42 said:

    I'm not hitting play on that if it is what I think it is? Is that an abscess being drained? I swear to god I still have nightmares about the ones I had to drain myself. :sick:

    Yeah, don't hit play. I made that mistake, and ended up watching the whole thing. *gag*
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    SD48277 said:

    ldent42 said:

    I'm not hitting play on that if it is what I think it is? Is that an abscess being drained? I swear to god I still have nightmares about the ones I had to drain myself. :sick:

    Yeah, don't hit play. I made that mistake, and ended up watching the whole thing. *gag*
    I made the same mistake. Ughhhh! Just in time for dinner, haha!!

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