MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

northerndragon

I think Rob is afraid of boobs.

PJSiren

So you probably won't think this is all that bad, but think of the location more than anything....so my hubby's truck is dead right now, it has no injectors in it, because something happened with them, anyway, that's neither here nor there, so we had to get his truck turned around on the street, facing the right way....he and my 13 year old daughter pushing it and my steering it, or me pulling it with my truck, anyway, cranking the steering wheel on a dead truck while it gets pushed lead to a blister that popped and peeled...now I have this lovely open wound on my hand which I use for everything, this blister went deep too...so the wound is pretty deep...

JWPearl

Ouch

Wobbie

PJSiren said:

So you probably won't think this is all that bad, but think of the location more than anything....so my hubby's truck is dead right now, it has no injectors in it, because something happened with them, anyway, that's neither here nor there, so we had to get his truck turned around on the street, facing the right way....he and my 13 year old daughter pushing it and my steering it, or me pulling it with my truck, anyway, cranking the steering wheel on a dead truck while it gets pushed lead to a blister that popped and peeled...now I have this lovely open wound on my hand which I use for everything, this blister went deep too...so the wound is pretty deep...

I vote it worthy....but since it happened over time, you probably didn't yell "MOTHERF**KER!!'......I tweezered a few white hairs out of my mustache and that's always a "MOTHERF**KER!!" moment, if if the ladies here will probably tell me to quit being a wuss.

pour some rubbing alcohol on your blister....it'll be a "MOTHERF**KER!!," for sure.

oftenreading

I have two blisters from paddle boarding yesterday but luckily they don't impede anything other than more paddle boarding. I spray lanacaine spray on them - the momentary piercing pain is worth it.

rr165892

I guess since it was posted with a pic,it passes.But if the strawberry/blister was a little higher at base of wedding ring that woulda been a better bruise,more Motherfu$&erish.but at least we getting a thread bump.so that's cool

PJSiren

imalive said:

PJSiren said:

So you probably won't think this is all that bad, but think of the location more than anything....so my hubby's truck is dead right now, it has no injectors in it, because something happened with them, anyway, that's neither here nor there, so we had to get his truck turned around on the street, facing the right way....he and my 13 year old daughter pushing it and my steering it, or me pulling it with my truck, anyway, cranking the steering wheel on a dead truck while it gets pushed lead to a blister that popped and peeled...now I have this lovely open wound on my hand which I use for everything, this blister went deep too...so the wound is pretty deep...

I vote it worthy....but since it happened over time, you probably didn't yell "MOTHERF**KER!!'......I tweezered a few white hairs out of my mustache and that's always a "MOTHERF**KER!!" moment, if if the ladies here will probably tell me to quit being a wuss.

pour some rubbing alcohol on your blister....it'll be a "MOTHERF**KER!!," for sure.

Every time I wash my hands I wanna scream "MOTHERF**KER!!!" the soap and water burn like a BITCH! And earlier I stbbed myself in the wound with this sharp piece of metal that sticks off my chair....that hurt too....

Wobbie

shin vs. trailer hitch is always good for a "MOTHERF**KER!!!!" the picture doesn't do it justice....those are skin flaps on the left.

Wobbie

and then there's russian olive vs. calf. note the bandage from the above ^^^

PJSiren

Boy you're having a day! Did this all happen today?

Wobbie

shin yesterday; calf today.

the wife will make me sleep in long flannels and a long sleeved shirt. Piper digs blood, tho.

chadwick

imalive said:

shin vs. trailer hitch is always good for a "MOTHERF**KER!!!!" the picture doesn't do it justice....those are skin flaps on the left.

whackin a shin into a trailer hitch is a grand time

Wobbie

chadwick said:

imalive said:

shin vs. trailer hitch is always good for a "MOTHERF**KER!!!!" the picture doesn't do it justice....those are skin flaps on the left.

whackin a shin into a trailer hitch is a grand time

cuz it's always a complete shock.

chadwick

imalive said:

chadwick said:

imalive said:

shin vs. trailer hitch is always good for a "MOTHERF**KER!!!!" the picture doesn't do it justice....those are skin flaps on the left.

whackin a shin into a trailer hitch is a grand time

cuz it's always a complete shock.

i am not a fan of that complete shock you're talkin about

chadwick

flaps of ripped dangling skin is really great

rr165892

You see,that's great.Skin flaps are just such a nice touch.
Your not shitting about shin cuts?Thise fuckers sting.

rr165892

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rr165892

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

PJSiren

I was wondering what your pics were of....I saw them and then I had to get back to work, I was like OMG what a bloody mess!!!! Well, I hope your tests come back negative and everything checks out alright! Good luck man!

hedonist

I scrolled through those pics like a motherfucker!

rr, I'm with PJSiren - hope all the best for you. Anything for the pain?

deadendp

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

Ouch. Well wishes to you and for good test results.

Wobbie

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

nice....had to google it....lipoma = slow growing, fatty lump

now, don't go make me feel like shit by telling me it's anything more than that

deadendp

imalive said:

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

nice....had to google it....lipoma = slow growing, fatty lump

now, don't go make me feel like shit by telling me it's anything more than that

You're just jealous that we were showing a bit more caring to someone who just had something carved off of their neck and left you with your flappy skin flaps and eaten up leg without an appropriate amount of attention.

Now Rob, how are your boo-boos doing? (Not that yours weren't worthy, but surgery trumps boo-boos that only require band-aids. Sorry.)

Wobbie

deadendp said:

imalive said:

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

nice....had to google it....lipoma = slow growing, fatty lump

now, don't go make me feel like shit by telling me it's anything more than that

You're just jealous that we were showing a bit more caring to someone who just had something carved off of their neck and left you with your flappy skin flaps and eaten up leg without an appropriate amount of attention.

Now Rob, how are your boo-boos doing? (Not that yours weren't worthy, but surgery trumps boo-boos that only require band-aids. Sorry.)

c'mon....it was outpatient....fatty lump

deadendp

imalive said:

deadendp said:

imalive said:

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

nice....had to google it....lipoma = slow growing, fatty lump

now, don't go make me feel like shit by telling me it's anything more than that

You're just jealous that we were showing a bit more caring to someone who just had something carved off of their neck and left you with your flappy skin flaps and eaten up leg without an appropriate amount of attention.

Now Rob, how are your boo-boos doing? (Not that yours weren't worthy, but surgery trumps boo-boos that only require band-aids. Sorry.)

c'mon....it was outpatient....fatty lump

Band-aids vs. stitches.

hedonist

Oooh, I had that on my cheek (the facial kind). It was outpatient, but still surgery (with that twilight anesthesia AND stitches - thank you Mederma!). Scary as hell and there was a chance "something" could be severed in the process, leaving me with what they called a lazy face. I cried before going in.

The surgeon kicked ass, thankfully.

I guess Rob gets a pass for laughing, given his history.

Hrrmph.

rr165892

Thanks All.
Dr didn't seem worried so that was promising.
I really wanted a nice action shot during the procedure ,but no go sorry.

rr165892

imalive said:

deadendp said:

imalive said:

rr165892 said:

Had a little surgery today.They wouldn't take a pic of the back of my neck while I was opened up so here's the aftermath.Had a deep Lipoma removed for testing at base of skull right on the muscle.Feels like I've been it in the head with a golf club Motherf $?&er!

nice....had to google it....lipoma = slow growing, fatty lump

now, don't go make me feel like shit by telling me it's anything more than that

You're just jealous that we were showing a bit more caring to someone who just had something carved off of their neck and left you with your flappy skin flaps and eaten up leg without an appropriate amount of attention.

Now Rob, how are your boo-boos doing? (Not that yours weren't worthy, but surgery trumps boo-boos that only require band-aids. Sorry.)

c'mon....it was outpatient....fatty lump

Let's stick to the medical term.It has a much nicer ring to it.Fatty lump sounds like I enjoy eating fried Mayonaise balls.lol

Wobbie

"lazy face"

I've had a few, but I'm cracking up.

post your lazy face pictures here.