this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
Seriously? He said, "Old scab." I would've rubbed my newly scabby and bloody leg on his creepy golf pants and said, "Look old to you?"
I took a business law class once in which we were told never to apologize in an accident even if we are at fault, because an apology is legally an admission of guilt. Or something. Basically if you hit someone, and say 'sorry' and they decide to sue you, they can use the fact that you said sorry against you. I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's why he wouldn't apologize.
that makes sense...the motherf**ker was probably a damn lawyer.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
Nice to see you stepping it up and bringing the real injuries. In my experience golfers (the "serious" ones) are all douchebags.
Also we need the crocs, sex it up!
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
I took a business law class once in which we were told never to apologize in an accident even if we are at fault, because an apology is legally an admission of guilt. Or something. Basically if you hit someone, and say 'sorry' and they decide to sue you, they can use the fact that you said sorry against you. I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's why he wouldn't apologize.
that makes sense...the motherf**ker was probably a damn lawyer.
Nah, I think that's just an excuse that those of the donkey hole persuasion dreamed up so they never had to apologize for anything.
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
They make shin guards dontcha know. You ought to show up at work wearing a football helmet, shin guards. Knee pads, shoulder pads and a pillow on your chest and back, held in place with clothes line rope. I know you have the knee pads at least.
My golfing exploits include a shattered windshield on a moving vehicle, a goose dropping dead in front of the club house at lunch time due to my tee shot on the 10th and being a member to a party where someone on the opposite fairway suffered a broken nose. Unfortunately all took place before camera phones were invented.
Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy
Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:
Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:
I love your walking stick! It reminds me of the stick ponies the kids have...I always wanted one.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Yes the bloody towel is a nice touch WH.But I'm starting to think after the last few posts with minor leg wounds and mosquito bites(they were cool) we need to step up our game here.We are settling.We should be striving for more.lol
Yes the bloody towel is a nice touch WH.But I'm starting to think after the last few posts with minor leg wounds and mosquito bites(they were cool) we need to step up our game here.We are settling.We should be striving for more.lol
Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:
I love your walking stick! It reminds me of the stick ponies the kids have...I always wanted one.
I get so many compliments on it! I have one with a wolf head too. But that one is up on the hunting property.
Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:
I love your walking stick! It reminds me of the stick ponies the kids have...I always wanted one.
I get so many compliments on it! I have one with a wolf head too. But that one is up on the hunting property.
And I got this one at the Zoo here. I'll see if there are any more, if so, I'll snag you one! ( wonder how I'd mail that???)
Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:
I love your walking stick! It reminds me of the stick ponies the kids have...I always wanted one.
I get so many compliments on it! I have one with a wolf head too. But that one is up on the hunting property.
And I got this one at the Zoo here. I'll see if there are any more, if so, I'll snag you one! ( wonder how I'd mail that???)
They might be able to go you at the post office! That would be awesome if you found another one!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Hiking when you can't feel your feet can be dangerous!!
Lost and found wallet? Check! Bashed up leg from hiking? Check!
What will tomorrow bring, Tree?
I dropped a pair of scissors point down on my foot today. I had shoes on. I was wearing leather Birk t-straps but of course, it landed in the area not covered. No picture. It doesn't qualify for sympathy after the golf ball shin bashing and the hiking flesh scrapping of the last few days here. Even the mosquito bites of RK are bigger. Neosporin for all!
Hiking when you can't feel your feet can be dangerous!!
Lost and found wallet? Check! Bashed up leg from hiking? Check!
What will tomorrow bring, Tree?
I dropped a pair of scissors point down on my foot today. I had shoes on. I was wearing leather Birk t-straps but of course, it landed in the area not covered. No picture. It doesn't qualify for sympathy after the golf ball shin bashing and the hiking flesh scrapping of the last few days here. Even the mosquito bites of RK are bigger. Neosporin for all!
I guess I should have said that that pic was taken in 2013. Post Wrigley. Pre-Dallas/OKC.
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(Yeah, you should've put on the Crocs.)
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VIC 07
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Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Also we need the crocs, sex it up!
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
My golfing exploits include a shattered windshield on a moving vehicle, a goose dropping dead in front of the club house at lunch time due to my tee shot on the 10th and being a member to a party where someone on the opposite fairway suffered a broken nose. Unfortunately all took place before camera phones were invented.
Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.
Brilliantati©
Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
- Christopher McCandless
- Christopher McCandless
Hiking when you can't feel your feet can be dangerous!!
- Christopher McCandless
- Christopher McCandless
- Christopher McCandless
- Christopher McCandless
Bashed up leg from hiking? Check!
What will tomorrow bring, Tree?
I dropped a pair of scissors point down on my foot today. I had shoes on. I was wearing leather Birk t-straps but of course, it landed in the area not covered. No picture. It doesn't qualify for sympathy after the golf ball shin bashing and the hiking flesh scrapping of the last few days here. Even the mosquito bites of RK are bigger. Neosporin for all!
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