MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

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that's what I said when the ax hit my thumb! I'm a dumbass.

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If I had known then what I know now...

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    nicely done. ouch that smarts real good. how many stitches? inside stitches or just outside stitching? some of that nail or all of it is going byebye?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    decent painkillers? don't get the percocets if you're into your beer, darn tylenol. oxycodone i believe is the ticket for no acetaminophen/tylenol
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    IwishtogodIhadn'tlookedatthat...

    OUCH.
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited August 2014
    Nnnnoooooo!!!
    Will the fingertip make it? I feel really sorry for you, I hope it will heal well.
    Post edited by Annafalk on
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    pain just shot through my body looking at that. ah!
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited August 2014
    Imalive.Sorry about your digit. It will smart for a while But I would like to now welcome you to the very exclusive missing fingers club.Now ,I realize that your commitment to full amputation fell a little short of the mark, but we welcome you with open arms and damaged fingers .you are now entitled to all rights and privileges of the rest of the members.Congrats on the hours of horrible bar,fishing and bullshit stories you will get from this unfortunate event.I hope your a righty?

    I lost the tips of my right middle and pointer in 1977 when a antique solid oak hutch fell on me while I was climbing on it looking for headphones to listen to the first Boston album.Missed most of 4th grade and acquired numerous nicknames growing up due to little experience.I used to have to customize my baseball batting gloves or those two fingers in the fabric would look like bunny ears,lol.But I could throw one nasty knuckleball.
    I am kinda an expert now so PM me if you need any advice?Keep it clean!!!!Heal fast.
    Post edited by rr165892 on
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,542
    all of a sudden i don't feel to bad having suffered a heart attack damn it looks like you were on an episode of shark week ...feel better hope your thumb makes a full recovery ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited August 2014
    rr165892 said:

    Imalive.Sorry about your digit. It will smart for a while But I would like to now welcome you to the very exclusive missing fingers club.Now ,I realize that your commitment to full amputation fell a little short of the mark, but we welcome you with open arms and damaged fingers .you are now entitled to all rights and privileges of the rest of the members.Congrats on the hours of horrible bar,fishing and bullshit stories you will get from this unfortunate event.I hope your a righty?

    I lost the tips of my right middle and pointer in 1977 when a antique solid oak hutch fell on me while I was climbing on it looking for headphones to listen to the first Boston album.Missed most of 4th grade and acquired numerous nicknames growing up due to little experience.I used to have to customize my baseball batting gloves or those two fingers in the fabric would look like bunny ears,lol.But I could throw one nasty knuckleball.
    I am kinda an expert now so PM me if you need any advice?Keep it clean!!!!Heal fast.

    damn it! that hurt

    i know a guy who when he was a child put his fingers into one of those old fans (not sure if it was a metal fan or not) without much of a guard. gone half a ring finger. dude had more girls on his trail than you could shake a stick at.

    i nearly lost my L thumb when i was a child as i was playing up in a fold out bed/couch. up in there i was somewhere until mom folded it back up & tried making the fold out bed a couch again. crunch or smashsquish or whatever it was... i can't touch my thumb & pinky tips on that hand but can on the right hand
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    OWWWWWW!
  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    perhaps a warning in the title of the thread? I was almost ready for dinner. Now, not so much.

    Sorry about your thumb. At least it'll grow back.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,656
    @-)
    That's fucking gross.
    I'm also sorry about your thumb. At least it wasn't the whole thing.

    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • DDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN! that's rough.
    At least it's only part of the tip - heal fast :)
    Also a tip from when my dad tried to use the table saw to do this to his thumb - baby socks make the best covers for keeping it clean.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    I can't believe I looked at that. Can I unsee it? (Sort of like unseeing a blue waffle...) What's the update? You don't need to post a photo, just words will be enough.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    chadwick said:

    rr165892 said:

    Imalive.Sorry about your digit. It will smart for a while But I would like to now welcome you to the very exclusive missing fingers club.Now ,I realize that your commitment to full amputation fell a little short of the mark, but we welcome you with open arms and damaged fingers .you are now entitled to all rights and privileges of the rest of the members.Congrats on the hours of horrible bar,fishing and bullshit stories you will get from this unfortunate event.I hope your a righty?

    I lost the tips of my right middle and pointer in 1977 when a antique solid oak hutch fell on me while I was climbing on it looking for headphones to listen to the first Boston album.Missed most of 4th grade and acquired numerous nicknames growing up due to little experience.I used to have to customize my baseball batting gloves or those two fingers in the fabric would look like bunny ears,lol.But I could throw one nasty knuckleball.
    I am kinda an expert now so PM me if you need any advice?Keep it clean!!!!Heal fast.

    damn it! that hurt

    i know a guy who when he was a child put his fingers into one of those old fans (not sure if it was a metal fan or not) without much of a guard. gone half a ring finger. dude had more girls on his trail than you could shake a stick at.

    i nearly lost my L thumb when i was a child as i was playing up in a fold out bed/couch. up in there i was somewhere until mom folded it back up & tried making the fold out bed a couch again. crunch or smashsquish or whatever it was... i can't touch my thumb & pinky tips on that hand but can on the right hand
    Chad,Your buddy has the best ice breaker w/ladies ever.A story and sympathy.Thats a winner of a combo.Of course I can relate.lol
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    Wtf, dude, that sux man! Hang in there
  • I just threw up in my mouth a little.
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Yikes! Thank goodness you did not sever the digit, otherwise we'd have to start calling you stumpy. ;)
    ELITIST FUK
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    rr165892 said:

    Imalive.Sorry about your digit. It will smart for a while But I would like to now welcome you to the very exclusive missing fingers club.Now ,I realize that your commitment to full amputation fell a little short of the mark, but we welcome you with open arms and damaged fingers .you are now entitled to all rights and privileges of the rest of the members.Congrats on the hours of horrible bar,fishing and bullshit stories you will get from this unfortunate event.I hope your a righty?

    I lost the tips of my right middle and pointer in 1977 when a antique solid oak hutch fell on me while I was climbing on it looking for headphones to listen to the first Boston album.Missed most of 4th grade and acquired numerous nicknames growing up due to little experience.I used to have to customize my baseball batting gloves or those two fingers in the fabric would look like bunny ears,lol.But I could throw one nasty knuckleball.
    I am kinda an expert now so PM me if you need any advice?Keep it clean!!!!Heal fast.

    I'll bet your club has it's shit together more than the 10C @-) . I'm honored to join. "first Boston album" :))

    let this be a lesson to all....DO NOT attempt to hold a 2x2 upright with a thumb whilst (that's for chad) attempting to cleanly split it with an ax (for firestarter). luckily I am a righty. I got seven stitches with one thru the nail. should I post more pics?

    P.S. at the clinic they asked the usual questions....do you drink alcohol? yes. how much? 'bout 15 beers a day for the past two days of camping. the injury occurred first thing in the morning. hungover, perhaps. drunk, no.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I know what your feeling buddy. My left hand was crushed by a rail wheel 4 years ago. I lost the top digit on my index finger and the top 2 digits on my middle finger.

    My advice to you: if there was any tendon damage, follow through with the physical therapy. If you don't, you will lose motion. If you do end up losing that digit, phantom pains are real. It is going the strangest feeling in the world to feel pain in something that isn't there.

    Good luck, hope you make a full recovery.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i would imagine what really hurt was the going through of his fingernail. tender under there like the toenails.

    were you splitting kindling getting ready for the up coming fireplace/woodstove heating season or maybe backyard firepit or camping trip or hickory smoked bbq meats?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce