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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    hedonist said:

    Oooh, I had that on my cheek (the facial kind). It was outpatient, but still surgery (with that twilight anesthesia AND stitches - thank you Mederma!). Scary as hell and there was a chance "something" could be severed in the process, leaving me with what they called a lazy face. I cried before going in.

    The surgeon kicked ass, thankfully.

    I guess Rob gets a pass for laughing, given his history.

    Hrrmph.

    =)

    Hey, I had one of those removed years ago too, although it was on my arm. No twilight anaesthesia for me, sadly; just local. I have a scar but who cares about a scar on the arm. My arm did not become lazy.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Neither did my face!

    (another oh-so endearing hmmph to Rob)

    We all got scars :)

    I'm actually OK with mine - each and every one.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,341
    imalive said:

    "lazy face" :lol:

    I've had a few, but I'm cracking up.

    post your lazy face pictures here.

    lazy face!!!!!!! :lol:

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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    "lazy face" :lol:

    I've had a few, but I'm cracking up.

    post your lazy face pictures here.

    lazy face!!!!!!! :lol:

    image

    I mean...

    image

  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Whenever Mr.Cash is invoked into a thread,that thread gets better instantly.

    Hedo my wife had the same thing behind her ear.I remember the doc talking about the nerves that could be effected.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    RR, we know you tried...but docs can get weird about what gets filmed/photographed (perhaps they fear a lawsuit?). I hope you are feeling better.

    Hedonist, LOVE those pics of Mr. Cash. Brought a smile to my face.
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    So I think we've established that this forum is full of fatty lumps.

    Much like other online forums, I'd expect. :smile:
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    oftenreading said:

    So I think we've established that this forum is full of fatty lumps.

    Much like other online forums, I'd expect. :smile:

    What'd you just call me???? :wink: ( for the sake of not getting anyone banned, or thrown behind bars.. I am playing..)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    My lovely lumps...
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Now I've got that damned "She's Lump" song in me head!
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Lol! Better than lady lumps!
  • ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    What's a Russian olive
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    A little oval fruit in a big fucking hurry?
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    A little oval fruit in a big fucking hurry?
    :rofl: Truly. Laughing. So. Hard.
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    A little oval fruit in a big fucking hurry?
    :rofl: Truly. Laughing. So. Hard.
    Me too!!! Reminds me of that joke.. If a man is a Russian on tge way TO tge whorehouse, and Finnish when he comes out.... What is he while he's in there??
    Himalayan... ( don't think that spelling is correct though..)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    A little oval fruit in a big fucking hurry?
    :rofl: Truly. Laughing. So. Hard.
    Me too!!! Reminds me of that joke.. If a man is a Russian on tge way TO tge whorehouse, and Finnish when he comes out.... What is he while he's in there??
    Himalayan... ( don't think that spelling is correct though..)
    I've heard that joke, except with a bathroom and European.
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  • ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Yes, Russian contractors LOOOOOOVE that joke.

    I was asking cuz of the photo in the previous page, his leg is tore up pretty bad so I'm wondering what could do that
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    So, we keep the wet and dry cat food on top of the fridge. Last night I went to fill up their bowl of the crunchy stuff - pulling the bag down, it hit two cans, which fell hard on my second favorite toe. Gashed it under the nail, pretty bloody.

    Never thought a little appendage could cause such radiating pain! Like a lingering vertical version of stubbing your toe.

    It's still throbbing but at least it didn't turn black.

    (that's what he said?)
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    hedonist said:

    So, we keep the wet and dry cat food on top of the fridge. Last night I went to fill up their bowl of the crunchy stuff - pulling the bag down, it hit two cans, which fell hard on my second favorite toe. Gashed it under the nail, pretty bloody.

    Never thought a little appendage could cause such radiating pain! Like a lingering vertical version of stubbing your toe.

    It's still throbbing but at least it didn't turn black.

    (that's what he said?)

    Hedo,damn women ,where is our picture.You know the rules here?

    Hope you feel better.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thanks, rr! It's currently not pic-worthy. Just a lone sorry toe with a bloody-ish bandaid.

    This morning, husband said if it had to be amputated, we could make a toe necklace out of it.

    Makes up for the good care he took of me last night.
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    At the risk of sounding like my mother, keep your foot elevated, Hedonist.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thank you, sweets. I've been trying to do that when I don't forget to do that.

    And god bless Indica.

    My toe blesses Indica!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,341
    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    a) the kind you put in Stoli

    or

    b) a thorny motherf**ker

    image

    it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    You people are gross
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    imalive said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    a) the kind you put in Stoli

    or

    b) a thorny motherf**ker

    image

    it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

    Impressive.Weve got a couple Date Palms with fucking daggers sticking out here at the house.Occasionally I forget and Get bit, Motherf @&ker!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,341
    rr165892 said:

    imalive said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    a) the kind you put in Stoli

    or

    b) a thorny motherf**ker

    image

    it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

    Impressive.Weve got a couple Date Palms with fucking daggers sticking out here at the house.Occasionally I forget and Get bit, Motherf @&ker!
    in my experience, it's the MOTHERF**KING scorpions in palm trees that I don't like.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • ldent42ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    edited August 2015
    imalive said:

    ldent42 said:

    What's a Russian olive

    a) the kind you put in Stoli

    or

    b) a thorny motherf**ker

    image

    it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

    That thorn looks about the size of my pinky. Jeebus.

    What's Indica? it's weed.
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    On the last day if our first work project... I ran right into an'H' beam.. So hard it made this 'clong' sound that resonated throughout that area. Yeah.. Damn right eye!! It should work!!! So I could see things like that!!
  • PJ_ROCKSPJ_ROCKS THE 406 Posts: 6,736
    imalive, perhaps you should become bubble boy

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  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    edited August 2015
    I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.
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