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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has recently expanded his territory of "Naked Land" to include his neighbor's property, His local butcher shop, and the candle store three blocks from his house.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh My GOD. I didn't know you were going to say that? Hahaha!


    great minds think alike...and the thought of Stone in a G-string is pretty funny.


    Stone Gossard bought the "bedazzler" after an all-night gravy drinking binge...he now "bedazzles" his G-strings so that they all say "G-Unit" on the crotch in silver spangles.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had a chop shop "pimp" his glasses.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone originally wanted to call Mother Love Bone- Mother's Love Stone due to his obsession with MILF'S
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone continues to ask Ed "If it's Not for You, then who is it for?" Ed's usual response is "It's only for monkey's in test labs" which seems to soothe Stone.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone wants to live in a Yellow Submarine.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is a master handkerchief juggler. He's relieved to know that if PJ ever fades away he has a backup plan.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The only way Stone will eat a hot dog is if it has been topped with cream from six twinkies.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone hates chunks of pulp in his OJ, but loves chunks in his milk.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has daily conversations with his pets using sign language.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone wants to shorten PJ shows because it's cutting into his Blackberry time.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will be appearing on the Maury Povich show on July 17th to determine if he has fathered four children by three different women.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone considers himself a "New Jack Hustler".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is currently working on making a collection of voodoo dolls of all of the people that have posted in this thread. He has commissioned people around the globe to grab snippets of their hair. He has something special planned for Mookie and FPesephone.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is currently working on making a collection of voodoo dolls of all of the people that have posted in this thread. He has something special planned for Mookie and FPesephone.

    SWEET! Although that might explain the rash that I woke up with this morning.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stones favorite show from the '80's is Alice. He thinks that Linda Lavin is a piece of ass!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone wants to cover the theme song from Roseanne on the next PJ tour.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is currently working on making a collection of voodoo dolls of all of the people that have posted in this thread. He has commissioned people around the globe to grab snippets of their hair. He has something special planned for Mookie and FPesephone.


    :/



    :X
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is currently working on making a collection of voodoo dolls of all of the people that have posted in this thread. He has commissioned people around the globe to grab snippets of their hair. He has something special planned for Mookie and FPesephone.

    Is it normal that my heart hurts and my arms are numb??


    Why are my feet on FIRE?????

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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