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  • corycory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.


    Where you at homey?:)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    Stone Gossard is not real.He is a figment of your imagnation.
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  • Handsome DevilHandsome Devil Posts: 143
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard was listening to Morrissey this one time - and he discovered that Moz sings directly to his soul...this was known as Stone's early "blue" phase...

    Really????
    I've never herd of that.
    But I would believe it....because that is just what happens when you listen to the Mozfather.;)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.

    Stone Gossard is glad to see cory back. Although his posts always make him blush.







    Not sure why. Stone's obviously a dirty, crazy sex maniac.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.


    Where you at homey?:)

    :eek:
    Stone Gossard has FailedPersephone tied in the basement...don't send help yet - it's just his turn. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard is currently creating his own perfume. He's going to call it 'Rainbow'. (Ahhh)
  • NoonieNoonie Posts: 93
    If Stone Gossard married Sharon Stone his name would be Stone Stone.
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Since the age of 15, Stone has kept a photographic diary of his morning bowel movements. He then uses the photos as his nightly "beat off material".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone weighs himself 4 times a day. As he likes to say "Once for each of my testicles".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has had a bowflex on layaway from the Portland Fred Meyer since 1992. Three more payments and the body he has always dreamed of is his!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone makes his own pie crust but uses a canned filling.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone loves product placement in television shows. Trouble is he will buy whatever they are advertising in bulk. It's going to be hard for him to go through 80 cans of Nair, but he's a trooper.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone sings Streisand in the shower.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that Beatlemania actually involved Beetles and that in the '60's America was threatened to be taken over by those little bastards. Now when he sees a beetle he will stomp on it and proclaim "These Colors don't run BITCH!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's idea of foreplay is tapping on his crotch, then tapping on his wifes area and asking "Humpy Humpy"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone's idea of foreplay is tapping on his crotch, then tapping on his wifes area and asking "Humpy Humpy"?

    :D Stone's so smoothe. :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone sees a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker he wonders two things:

    1. What's a Tibet?
    2. Why are they giving it away?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In his downtime, Stone sells bootleg Prada bags on the streets of NYC.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    on the fifth of July, Stone Gossard will dress up in a sparkley tutu and nothing else, and run around flailing his arms while yelling "Boooom! Booooom!! Booooom!!" in an attempt to mimic the fireworks, he had seen previously. This confused the hell out of Boom Gaspar...who needless to say had a restraining order filed.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    on the fifth of July, Stone Gossard will dress up in a sparkley tutu and nothing else, and run around flailing his arms while yelling "Boooom! Booooom!! Booooom!!" in an attempt to mimic the fireworks, he had seen previously. This confused the hell out of Boom Gaspar...who needless to say had a restraining order filed.

    running out of idea's? Lol :D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    running out of idea's? Lol :D

    caught me!

    Stone Gossard is really really tired of packing and repacking for a trip to see the potential in-laws.

    He wonders if they will get the joke of a black shirt that says "witches do it with brooms"


    he thinks, not. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    What did Stone do with that stinky diaper?
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  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    stoneg wrote:
    What did Stone do with that stinky diaper?
    And was he using a cloth or disposable diaper?
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard Is Immortal!!!

    And So His Thread Shall Be!!!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Stone put the same color sticker on each side of a Rubik's Cube making sure he would never lose.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone will print this thread out and cover himself in it for Halloween.........because all of the pink tutu's were taken from the costume store.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is neither Italian nor Norwegian.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard is neither Italian nor Norwegian.
    Nor is he Russian or African
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Actually he does have african ancestry.

    He also decends from an ancient Aztec family line extending 5 generations. He also has 2 cousins twice removed (not Aztec cousins).
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is also related to Allen Ginsburg.
    Reflected in the rare limited print book "Stone Gossard or Stone Ginsburg?".



    EDIT: Had to add a period.

    Speaking of periods, did you know there is a time in history Called the Stone Age?
    Contrary to popular belief, The Stone Age actually refers to what has also been called "The early 90's".
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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