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  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard's top negotiating skills have helped him to settle conflicts in over 12 countries throughout the world (and one on space station as well).
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • ReleasHReleasH Posts: 743
    Stone Gossard can make traffic lights turn green by blinking his eyes twice.
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is currently in therapy and rightfully so. He possibly cant exceed all of these expectations . :(
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is against the war on terror

    Stone Gossard is perfecting the sex swing so it accomadates all shapes and sizes.

    Stone Gossard likes products that are ergonomically designed


    Oh, and he loves your grandma too! :)
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has successfully milked the following animals:
    Dormouse
    Wild Cat
    78 subspecies of lemurs
    Grizzly Bear
    42 varieties of dogs
    Polar Bear
    Hippo
    African Elephant


    Stone Gossard has been successfully milked by the following animals:
    12 varieties of House Cats
    Grizzly Bear
    13 varieties of dogs
    Asian Elephant
    Giraffe
    anteater
    42 subspecies of deer (not the prong horn...yet)
    crocodile
    one very embarrassed Matt Cameron
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has licked Cory's nuts...and he found them rather salty for almonds. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is currently in therapy and rightfully so. He possibly cant exceed all of these expectations . :(

    That's good! So is the one above. ^^^

    Stone Gossard can put a piece of string up his nostril and pull it back out through his butt.
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    You and CJMST3K deserve an award for this genius. ^ :p


    Stone Gossard says no to racism.

    Stone Gossard had a BAAAAAAAAADDDD drive-by incident involving "grey poupon." :(


    Stone Gossard lkes to randomly bust out in film noir dialogue. He surprises us all.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard picks up women with " Love is a tower And you're the key."


    *sigh* :p
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is preventing me from studying for a major exam next week, and pming MattCameronKicksButt back. :o :( :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is preventing me from studying for a major exam next week, and pming MattCameronKicksButt back. :o :( :D

    Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck... really couldn't think of anything... :o
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck... really couldn't think of anything... :o

    Why thank-you. :) yeah, my dont make any sense. but then again I dont think theyre suppose to. addictive lil thread....


    Stone Gossard is a great person who has given us amazing songs. thank you lil big guy, we love you. :D

    Hes a poppa now. We wish him the best (respect the privacy too ofcourse).

    :cool:

    Stone Gossard wishes everyone a good weekend without any drama...well the good kind.


    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • OmahaJammerOmahaJammer Posts: 261
    Stone Gossard swallows.
    ******************************
    Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm....
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard WILL be working for the weekend.........
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard will only eat a kebab through his nose.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    StoneGossardKicksButt
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    Only Stone would name his daughter's middle name Sparks.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard can play a guitar with no strings.
  • GR8DaneGR8Dane Posts: 957
    Stone produced My Sisters Machine! nuff said!
    Everybody made a movie....
    Everybody had a one line.....
    Everybody misses Andy....
    We'll be seeing him in no time.... Oh Yeah.....

    We are Red, we are White, we are Danish Dynamite!
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard slam dunked The Undertaker back in '89 when he was a wrestler.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard...
    He knows when you are sleeping.
    He knows when your awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good,
    So be good for Gossard's sake. :)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Snake wrote:
    Stone Gossard...
    He knows when you are sleeping.
    He knows when your awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good,
    So be good for Gossard's sake. :)

    :eek:
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard only uses "murses"a.k.a man purses,just because he likes to say " Hi,My name is Stone Gossard,and I like wearing a murse."
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    When Stone Gossard is angry, Mike McCready gives him a tummy kiss and makes him giggle.
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard can bake an excelent Bundt cake.... (the black forest kind,that shell bell likes:)
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone is gonna try his best to keep this thread alive while failedperse. is on holiday!

    Stone Gossard is really small. He's actually the size of a pea but good stage lighting and good camera effects make him look much bigger.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard can play a guitar solo while making a cup of tea.
  • shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard dosen't want a pop,he wants a Sssshasta!

    (sorry a little bit of a midwest reference)
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • Them-BonesThem-Bones Posts: 518
    Stone Gossard invented Global Warming
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Them-Bones wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented Global Warming
    Just so he could be the hero and save us all from it
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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