Speaking of periods, did you know there is a time in history Called the Stone Age?
Contrary to popular belief, The Stone Age actually refers to what has also been called "The early 90's".
Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow.
if I get fired from my job for laughing so goddamm loud over this one IT'LL be on your HEAD mookie!
dayum son!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.
And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say.
haha!!
Stone will never shut up despite what the king of Spain says!!
ps. today was a hard day, but you all made it better just now!! thank you! Stone is happy for me even if he doesn´t know it................................................................................................. yet.
stone can out sprint a cheetah while playing do the evolution blindfolded and downing a budweizer
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
I have pre-ordered.
Stone once kicked a peglegged midget in the clavicle, stole his wooden leg and proceeded to use it to make sweet sweet love to a blind prostitute, he claims it was his "best warm up session" to date.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
are so cool, he invented them all by himself.
Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea
Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
are so cool, he invented them all by himself.
Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea
Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...
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actually, he just drank his own nipple juice - after drinking too many bud lights.
fuera de este mundo
I wish I was the verb "to trust"
and never let you down.
Brisbane 1, 06
He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.
And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
haahaha
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
When Eddie Vedder sings 'I gather speed, from you fucking with me...' Stone pulls THIS face: :eek:
dayum son!
haha!!
Stone will never shut up despite what the king of Spain says!!
ps. today was a hard day, but you all made it better just now!! thank you! Stone is happy for me even if he doesn´t know it................................................................................................. yet.
fuera de este mundo
Yay! *clap clap*
You're first Stone-ism. You're officially a member!
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
OOPSIE. Hope your job is secure.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I think you made that one up.
Stone once kicked a peglegged midget in the clavicle, stole his wooden leg and proceeded to use it to make sweet sweet love to a blind prostitute, he claims it was his "best warm up session" to date.
Well I guess you'll be shut out of the 10C presale which includes an inflatable whale filled with imitation blubber. Your loss, not mine!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone's brother is named gravel
Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
are so cool, he invented them all by himself.
Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea
Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...
https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
Like the saying in Yiddish:
Do not change a sucessfull formula.
Or the saying in sports:
Don't replace a winning line-up